Louisville Conservatory of Music - Crescendo Yearbook (Louisville, KY)

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Cressie Lee—“Been to Theory Dorito?” Dorita—“Do my clothes look as though they had been slept in? 1 Veronica Marks—“Lend me a n.ckel Becky, and I’ll be everlastingly in¬ debted to you.’’ Becky—“Yes, that’s what I’m afraid of.” The only man she knew who lisped Called her on the phone and said— “Ith thith you, Ruth? Gueth who thith ith?” He—“If you weren’t in a canoe, I’d kiss you. She—“Sir, I demand to be taken ashore immediately.” Sweet Young Thing (in parlor)—“Mrs. House! Mrs. House! Come here and make him quit teasing me!” Mrs House—“What is he doing, dear?” S. Y. T.—“He’s sitting at the other end of the sofa.” Dormitory Flapper—“Will you give me something for my head?” Druggist—“I wouldn’t take it as a gift.” The sign read: “Dinner 50 cents, with chicken 75c. “Let’s go in here Kat” said Pat, “they make a reduction for two.” Miss Crutchfield to Harry—“Tonight you will play the part of a Duke.” Harry—“Then give me 20c for a shave.” Miss Crutchfield—“On second thought you will play the part of a Bolshevik.” Mr. Cowles—“I am happy to see all these shining faces before me this morning.” (Sudden application of thirty-seven powder puffs). Doorkeeper of Picture Show—“You say you want to see a man inside, eh? Who is it?” Mr. Rebarer—“(Confidentially) me!” Sixty-four