Louisiana State University Shreveport Medical School - Pulse Yearbook (Shreveport, LA)

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Sophomores Early in September in the year of '72 Us students were a-gathering, at dear old LSU Fresh from a summer of leisure and fun Most were already wishing the sophomore year was done. But we were all there at registration time And Reggie Graves was a-waiting to take our last dime. Wandering around the lab at VA Shreveport Trying to urinate in that cup was something ofa sport. And then down to X-Ray, roll up on the screen The things so damn cold it makes you want to scream. Then into the line for the good doctor to examine With fingers up your anus, and you a damning, And finally they're through, they've got all that's required Your money, your blood, your urine, Oh Lord, you're tired. But that's when they do it, they lower the boom Wild Bill's in the lab, and he wants us there soon. Welcome back he said, then he passes out some bread, Then we sat agog while he called all those names from his head. That first semester was composed of pathology and micro And then them Wednesday classes, usually held on Toledo Albert and his gang had us laughing till we cried Then the first test, and Dr. Jekell dominated Mr. Hyde, And that's how it was, we had fun in path class But when tests came around, we'd get it in the . . Usually Alton lthe lancel vs. Albert lthe witl And try as he would, Alton usually lost it. Big Albert had more practice, he couldn't be beat But it kept Alton in class, which was a pretty good feat. But all in all, that ain't nothing compared to micro Emil and his crew have a long way to go, Most of the lectures were nice and full of info, But how they pertain to the real world, I'll never know. We had to memorize stuff, coming and going And that's a big difference, memorizing and knowing. But we all made it through, we even came to class We expected a McElroy curve, but it never came to pass. But all in all it was an outstanding feat And it earned for the department an honor real sweet lt was Emil and Dick right down to the line Would worms or viruses win the ROAD APPLE so fine? And in the end the viruses won it all And old Dick Jamison had to hang it on his wall. Long about this time we had a halloween ball land if you're thinking about that wording, it's not that kind at alll This one had costumes and all the frillies And most everyone there looked pretty damn silly There were bananas and ghosts, clowns and witches, Butterflys and weirdos, and Miller with no britches! But over them all, the true king of the night Wild Bill had on leotards, my God what a sight. Never let it be said that Buck's not on our side A Dean in that costume? I was satisfied!