Louisiana State University - Gumbo Yearbook (Baton Rouge, LA)

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New routines, faces, and scenes awaited us. Jf 1 i - ' 7:30 ITS, it says you watched me pull it. Tell you what I ' m gonna do though, gimme another dollar and we ' ll have another try at that 10:30 MWF. All honest, y ' unnerstan. . . Please, Miss, why are you deporting me to Brazil? This note is for real. Fill up my registra- tion packet with $10 bills. Mark my fee slip ' Paid. ' I am armed. One, two, three, four count to ten thousand and open the door. 18

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And if you reach the age of 23 without getting married, you become eligible for our special ' sorority retirement benefits ' for the rest of your life. In We don ' t pledge just anyone, you know . . . now how ' d you say you wanted your name spelled on the bid form? .- Unfan ' i In the beginning there was chaos. Oh, really? I don ' t believe we ' ve ever had a rushee from the State Reform School for Boys. 17

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No one need expect a high grade in this couise the mere fact that you registered for it indicates a questionable level -Uigence. Seme of you men are no doubt asking yourselves. ' Did be have a right to shoot that man for demonstration purposes? ' I would remind you . . . . I did come in 5 minutes late. I still think I deserve I don ' t care how you did it at West Jefferson. At LSU one does not throw things at the teacher to get his attention. 19