Louisiana State University Alexandria - Sauce Piquante Yearbook (Alexandria, LA)

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70 Nonsense Caution . . . . . . This piece of copy may be hazardous to your health if eaten through a telephone receiver with a glass of peanutjuice. We all know there comes a time in everyone's life when one has to stand up andjust act really craaazy! So, stand up and enjoy this copy! Many of us are aware of the problems in our society, problems such as violence and fighting. But, many of us are not aware of the plants that are used as a source of food. It's a well known fact that at least 50'Zp of all the living people on our earth are not dead. Frightening, isn't it? Although it may be hard to grasp these little known facts at once, it's still safer to dive into a pool which is filled with water. But. then again. Irish men used to wear dresses in public and usually still do. Adding all this information together, we get exactly 3.09 + 104 liters of blue alcohol. Of course, if the world's problems are taken in the wrong perspective, wejust all might end up in some dark corner filled with little tiny purple people running around with copies of the U.S. Constitution yelling, Whoopeee! So. in essence, we must consider the many different ways of preparing gym-short soup. a recipe found on the dorsal side of red cactus plants. Well. had enough? Come on now, all in all this yearbook is pretty good, right? Now. get out of here! Let's see if he can still sing after this puncl Gill. This is going to be one wild and crazy catch!