Louisiana High School - Alamo Yearbook (Louisiana, MO)

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 “They Have A Volcano On Their Campus!” 1- nThe$e Siamese quads have the same locker room. I wonder if it's the girls' or boys'. 2- Do they get sensation by touching the walls? 3- These are my kind of people! Na-noo! 4- They have their own marching army. 5- They learn how to dress like their favorite monster. 6- There is a volcano on their campus! 7- The ratio of five females to one male is great for males! 8- She must be privi-ledged. She gets to ride to classes. 9- All right, my man! A new kind of handshake! —■ — 28

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“Teen-Agers” Do Strange Things Mork tries to understand the strange actions of the beings sometimes called “teen agers. l- Do they have a class that teaches them to act like Spanish animals? 2-“Do they have a class for learning how to walk invisible animals on a leash? 3- Here they are learning to read each other's minds by touching hands! 4- The school has three time deminsions; inside the school, on campus, and the area surrounding the campus. 5- They wear clothing that is numbered. Several of these people must have been made in the same place because I see 79's, 80's and 81's all over the place. 6- They have Siamese twins on earth, too! 7- The students hold prayer sessions before the big semester examinations. 8- Is this what students call 'necking'? 9- I didn't know that bathing was a spectator sport! 10- Is that wooden devide she's sitting on a kind of spaceship they learn to drive in drivers' ed? 11-Why would they have a class in school to teach them to make-up like that?

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“MORK: TO ORSON” Mork: Your honorable obesity, this is Mork reporting from Earth. Orson: What do you have to report this week? Mork: I visited an institution for the education of young adults. The school is run by a person similar to you. You can always hear him throughout the building but never see him. The students call this an intercom system. The students are motivated by bells that ring throughout the day. This sit deactivated in the classrooms until the next bell rings. At mid-day some students choose to buy what they call a school lunch. They wait in a long line for this but complain after they receive it. Others bring anial flesh wedged between two pieces of wheat squares in brown bags. Somestimes after lunch there is a group of students that are made fools of by other students. During the year the students participate in different activities. I find a sport they call football to be the most violent. The players grow shells on their shoulders and heads. They shed these for a game they call basketball. Although I found the schools to be primitive compared to ours, there were emotions found there that are lost on Ork. Some of these feelings are bad, but there is, for the most part, a caring, sharing feeling among the people that congregate in this institution. Until next year ... Na-noo! Na-Noo