Louisiana High School - Alamo Yearbook (Louisiana, MO)

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“Teen-Agers” Do Strange Things Mork tries to understand the strange actions of the beings sometimes called “teen agers. l- Do they have a class that teaches them to act like Spanish animals? 2-“Do they have a class for learning how to walk invisible animals on a leash? 3- Here they are learning to read each other's minds by touching hands! 4- The school has three time deminsions; inside the school, on campus, and the area surrounding the campus. 5- They wear clothing that is numbered. Several of these people must have been made in the same place because I see 79's, 80's and 81's all over the place. 6- They have Siamese twins on earth, too! 7- The students hold prayer sessions before the big semester examinations. 8- Is this what students call 'necking'? 9- I didn't know that bathing was a spectator sport! 10- Is that wooden devide she's sitting on a kind of spaceship they learn to drive in drivers' ed? 11-Why would they have a class in school to teach them to make-up like that?

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Mork and Mindy was a popular TV show in '78-79. Mork, a person from an advanced planet, Ork, landed on Earth to learn and report back to his commander, Orson. Mork decided to visit a typical small town high school, and he chose LHS. He wanted to learn a little more about why earthlings act the way they do. What better place to go than where earthlings have been educated and spun into society's web? 26

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 “They Have A Volcano On Their Campus!” 1- nThe$e Siamese quads have the same locker room. I wonder if it's the girls' or boys'. 2- Do they get sensation by touching the walls? 3- These are my kind of people! Na-noo! 4- They have their own marching army. 5- They learn how to dress like their favorite monster. 6- There is a volcano on their campus! 7- The ratio of five females to one male is great for males! 8- She must be privi-ledged. She gets to ride to classes. 9- All right, my man! A new kind of handshake! —■ — 28