Loretto Academy - Laurel Yearbook (Kansas City, MO)

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Too Good To Keep s tnThc Family You can always tell a first year French student. One of them naively described the Louvre as a colony for French beatniks and artists—like Greenwich Village. Life is full of exciting new experiences for seniors—like running with all your might to catch the bus and then remembering you drove to school—as one of our own sen- iors can assure you. Open answer to inquisitive freshman: The girl you've been asking about who stands at the bottom of the east stairs is not a professional bell-ringer; she too attends classes. For the uninformed: Finks! are OUT. A cultured Loretto girl when angry will call you a phinque. Year in and year out we have complaints. According to one Soph, the only place her uniform fits is around her neck!?! 0 J3 Sophomore intelligentsia are learning lots of interesting things. For instance, when their English teacher announced Washington Irving is frequently considered the father of American literature, a hand shot up, followed by the question, But what about Shakespeare? 1 thought he was the father of something . . . ? He was, came the reply, he was the father of three husky children. A certain lay teacher has been confusing her advanced math class by using complicated mathematical terms like as the crow flies. Maybe she’d better stick to simple things like (a -»o . A certain junior caused quite a stir in speech with her pie crust demonstration. What mad scientist of the senior class is inventing new elements like perolium? H — oH + OjT +-1C. Now if she can only find an atomic number for it, maybe Sister Ann Michela will have it put on the periodic chart. THE TOTEM POLE 1207 Baltimore Qmdand fya ik Cfane is £ QliAt yWdty 7510 WEST 80th STREET OVERLAND PARK, KANSAS Nl 2-3388 LARK'S STANDARD SERVICE 5051 MAIN STREET KANSAS CITY. MISSOURI jlic £Boiuju«t fltavtax and H §1!op 5-V-V8 . i xooa! t Aa 9lto. JGfaiui -V-0051 Q iJufi Shoes for the Family V 1-6714 3937 MAIN STREET KANSAS CITY II. MO Steele Cleaners FINER CLEANING - SHIRT LAUNDRY DE 3-5968 DE3-S968 5935 TROOST AVENUE Majestic The House that Steaks Built 2332 Johnson Drive, Shawnee Minion, Kansai Pat O'leory, A.I.D. American Institute of Interior Designer» SKylino 1-3300 Fall 1963 21

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