Lordstown High School - Highlights Yearbook (Lordstown, OH)

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ff? ,',' ' ,lf S ya In 1 4, it JL 1 J aff, lgqif XI f- 1 1 M wrophecy - wut-J I I - I figured that since I was nearing Ohio, I would 8t0P in at .LOI'd8tOW!'1 nigh, and my hoe' for H CWP1' of 49 f it would be a little out of my way, but it would be worth W time. While I was in Lordstown, I paid a socialfcall on the Coreys. Hrs. Corey, ,formally Betty Harris, was doing her K dailey-washing, and was out in the lawn hlD8iU8 UP lQHlT'9f of material, they werenPt linen napkins eithar, 'ith-th' name nJ0hnnyW embroidered in one of the corners of each P. square. She was surprised to see me, and as ws talked over old times she told me that she finally got the man she wantf. ed, .nJohn . I asked her when ther: had exchanged vows, for I, haanw heard anvthinsz about it, this was all DSW' to U9-s .J t e She told me it was the day after 7-518 psrcolater plant of the Corey Co. blew up. I was still -looking for Fat Lingo, and knew my next 'J stop would be the Lincoln Hercury Plant in St. Louis. As I -passed the gate I was instructed to the location of the Pre- , sident's office. In front of his office was a pair of high . ly polished men's shoes, and 15 :pairs of dainty women's shoes. This surprised me, but not half as much the sign on the door 3 which read, 'Please remove shoes before enteringn. Doing as 'E' the sign instructed, I added mn' I a 'te 35 the sign instructed, I added mine to the collection.' liped 55 off the bottom of my socks and opened the door. Ther before ' I me was what I have only seen in a dream-a white shagurug, A 2 inches thick that tickled your feet when you walked--a radio, victrola, television combination set--a beautiful cellarette filled with only the cnoicest of wines and bever-,1 e ages. Modern furniture and push buttons were every P1009 NUR l looked. In the center of this 7th heaven was lr. James is Brawdy Lingo, Esquire, with his feet on the desk and'sur- rounded by 15 girls, the most gorgeous secretaries that ever 9 applied forte job. Each one had her own particular job like filling his mpty glass, fanning him, and even holding the lightafor his imported cigars. As the smoke drifted away he noticed me at the threshold standing ankle deep in the rug. As I entered his palace, he commanded his Ndollsn to leave. They all bowed, kissed his feet, and said Yes, Sir Jamesn, and started to leave. Realizing fthe loss of'the scenic beauty I requested that they stay, and my wish was granted with the girls going through the same ritual. One of them turned on the television set to Chicago, where WChillern Cross and his dare devils were giving an exhibi- an u.ss.Ci'L X . !.gLn nL1nH sb f