Long Island College Hospital - Lichonian Yearbook (Brooklyn, NY)

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HOT FLASI-IES You've got to hand it to Ohio. llflarry in haste-one guess is as good as another. The way to a man's heart is through a rib-a la Eve. It takes a wise doctor to treat babies- they won't listen to argument. 'ESE' NICKY ARNSTEIN'S QUEER OPTICS N, Y. Evening Telegrzmz His face is strong and resolute while the eyes are piercing in their sharpness. Sometimes they give a peculiar expres- sion, such as that exhibited when closely questioned. Then the iris shrinks to pinpoints, while the eve itself seems to expand. Page two liundred and twenty-one ON THE PHONE Ting-11-ling-zz-ling-rl-ling. Doctor :-Hello! A Voice:-Hello! Is this Dr. Roberts? Doctor:-No! I am Dr. Roberts. I don't know who you are. Voice :-Hal Ha! That's a good one on me, Doctor. Now, doctor, are you interested in oil? Doctor :-Oh l Yes, indeed l Voice :-You are? What kind? Doctor :-Castor oil, croton oil, oil of cloves, oil of. . . . Voice :-Hold on, doctor. I don't mean that. I mean have you invested in oil. Doctor:-Ol Yes! Voice :-How much are you carrying? Doctor:-I have six quarts of liquid petrolatum and a couple of ounces of oil of. .- .. . Voice:-Hal Ha! That's another good one. But you know what I mean, doc, Are you interested in oil in another way? Doctor :-Oh! Yes. I find it to be an excellent lubricant. Voice :-Doctor, what I want to know is whether you would care to invest in Texas Crude Oil at 72. Doctor:-No, sir. I'm not interested in oil stocks. Voice :-Why not? Doctor:-Well, oil is too slippery. Now, take crude oil, it isn't refined. It Won't .... Voice :-Oh, go to. . . Lg 3 1 lil ,Eg I 'Par' ie... Ts- .D VH. ll gil ell ii. ll ig. lil' l lil El Hi tl :lilly gli it 54' .lil BJ ,ggi lf! Will is Wo aa ill 4 Ed iw' 's Ih' ill H1 ylfgl F? l il. if l l il . li I Qi' l ,Mi xlliil is li? K 4 .ii 3k9 fa A 2-.1 . riily rq' r,,,fifSig: 1 .x . lx --Q,-'5 la' l Aff.- ,gi 1 .4

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Ii i Il nw r-I l l , i I H li i i H , 1 I 4 I 1 I I L 1 + li! if ii V-:,'1-i . -'Wie milk' LICH ON IAN y ng: 4-V .V ! . 7 ' A' , fin, Y: ' I. -JQQ I , '..?, 5llh i, ' isza 4 Ui - . ' f'f ' vi-'H I :'1'I'1,-: 1, A - fill: ff- Y ff -xegnr ' ' e I I I .YT be at-:fu ' ,V I . gil, ,, ' H., 1153 MEDICAL FOOTBALL TEAM Ends.-Cranium and Os Calcis. Tackles.-Manus and Pedes. Guards.-Retina and Tympanum. Centre.-Umbilicus Right Half Back.-Liver. Left Half Back.-Spleen. Full Back.-Vertebra. ik vii -is INTERSTING CALS - ifornia. T orie. 1 isthenics. l lous. 1 amity. wk wk -AG ANATOMIC DIAGNOSIS New York Times Dr. Leo Kissel of 11 West Fifty-fifth Street and Charles G. Taylor of 10 East Sixty-first Street said lVIr. Schifs death was due to arterio-sclerosis and aortitis uraemia. 'ii 92' H6 A PROFESSOR AMORIS That girl is an expert in sentimental anatomy. How do you mean? She makes a man lose his head, takes his hand and then breaks his heart. -St. Louis Globe-Democrat. OPEN FOR INSPECTION THE FOCUS OF INFECTION Any pain that mars your pleasure Such as rheumatiz, lVIeans your teeth you too much treasure In your foolish phiz. X-rays spot the hidden locus That's the doc's new line, Hocus pocus goes the focusl And you're feeling fine. N. K. + ae ar A SAD MEDLEY 'Twas a wintry day in summer, The rain was snowing fast, When a barefoot boy with shoes on Sat standing on the grass. While the organ peeled potatoes, Lard was rendered by the choir. While the Sexton rang the dish rag Some one set the church afire. Holy smoke, the preacher shouted, And in the rush he lost his hair, Now his head resembles heaven, A For there is no parting there. -From an unknown exchange. Page two lmudred and twenty

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J '.:' 1, 1 .2 I .f,. 'LA l D' U M GEORGE H. DWENGER, A.B. Regisirar and Bursar H. HF if-P+ zViWf3 V123 '-V'-I1 5 u if v' , ,Ill l v F . ,. - .... , .,,1 '1m,i 1 J 1-, lT.uA ' - 35,-g 'J . . ..-.. ,,,-.x Page Iwo lumdred and tzerenty-tivo