Long Island College Hospital - Lichonian Yearbook (Brooklyn, NY)

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IF YOU HAVE TEARS PREPARE TO SHED THEM NOXVH Chiropractic Aid. in Waverly Qlowal Democrat, Blackfoot cId1llIOJ Republi- ran, et al. We chiropractors work with the sub- tle substance of the soul. VVe release the prisoned impulse, the tiny rivulet of force, that emanates from the mind and flows over the nerves to the cells and stirs them into life, We deal with the magic power that transforms common food into living, loving, thinking clayg that robes the earth with beauty, and hues and scents the flowers with the glory of the air. ln the dim, dark, distant long ago, when the sun first bowed to the morning star, this power spoke and there was lifeg it quickened the slime of the sea and the dust of the earth and drove the cell to union with its fellows in countless living forms. Through aeons of time it finned the fish and winged the bird and fanged the beast. Endlessly it worked, evolving its forms until it produced the crowning glory of them all. With tireless energy it blows the bubble of each individual life and then silently, relentlessly dis- solves the form, and absorbs the spirit into itself again. And yet you ask, Can Chiropractic cure appendicitis or the 'flu?' Have you more faith in a knife or a spoonful of medicine than in the power that animates the living world? Oh Treponema Pallidum, We've blamed many things on you You're the root of all that's evil, You're the master of your crew. Oh Treponema Pallidum, You're so very hard to catch, Your work is like the devil's own, lt's impossible to match. Oh Treponema Pallidum, We've lots of respect for you. Youlre by far more dangerous Than all the lions in a zool Here lies a lawyer, He lied at will, Altho in his grave, He's lying still. A medical student named Crine, As a Freshman got along fine. As a Soph he just passed, ln his third year was gassed. And that was the sad END-O-CRINE N. Here's to the Freshman Full of ambition Herels to the Sophomore Half a physician Here's to the Junior VVith fear in his heart And here's to the Senior lVho from us must part. N. ABIE-fjllif coming ou! of elherj- Vere am I? SURGEON-uYOU,VC had a terrible accident, but you will recover. ABIE- Recover? How much ? Johnny went to a doctor Because he was ill. But Johnny died soon after ' He received the doctor's bill. Paqr' tivo 1lIHI!1I'l'li and .s'f'z'ul1tc't'n

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