Long Island College Hospital - Lichonian Yearbook (Brooklyn, NY)

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T v YY lli is 153' 'yivfy AMBITION Before l studied medicine if-gli I thought I'd take advice, jlllll Of men progressed in their own field U! Each told me to think tW1CC. EE, The Hrst one was a teacher, -Y VVho re lied NIV dear foun man l 'ul P V - ' I . g ' v Keep away-away from teaching Keep from teaching-if you can. fm Then I went to see a lawyer, H ,And he firmly set his jawg i If I began once more, he said, I'd never study law, M531 A . IPB n engineer, I surely thought, WVas really worth the whileg IH But when I asked an engineer ,Eg He answered with a smile. An Engineerhish not the thing You think it is my friend. 'E I wish I knew some better trade In which my time to spend. lu At last I met a doctor, ,ily Who gave me naught else but facts. A man's success depends upon The way in which he acts. l If Two aspects are presented Each of which I'll give to youg is One studies for Hnancial gain, 'YW . The other for things to do. The man who looks for money, VH' Never makes a real successg teal His fame spreads as a bleeder And his clientele is less. But he who helps his fellow man , Q! Is loved and is admired, On seeing all the good he's done VVith strength he is inspired. i 1' He may not be a millionaire, 'x -' x gffiglbft' E-: -5 ,:' ll Mil- 5 f 'i?33 u!.l fifflix X :affair ' e isilcaaiiiagi gngg fi sz in i'rm-Q Nor is he ever poorg For no physician ever starved Who tried his best to cure. I felt this famous man was right, I' offered no excuseg I want to be a doctor 'Cause I want to be of use. Momus LE1BsoN, '25. Page two hundred and iwclve