Long Island College Hospital - Lichonian Yearbook (Brooklyn, NY)

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. 5-. 7 W, E Ecu...-. . C E. 4 C C Ju. -..W ggggzngnzgrgqmjmmmzgqp- - En:BE31Qj'4!-H 32 - so get :see 'HI iseuu MEDICINE SUPREME Our good friend, Mr. Coue, has arrived upon our shores To prove his mental treatment can cure all degrees of sores. Suppose we had an abscess in the region where we sit Say Day by day, in every Way, and you'll get rid of it. A Chiropractor recently has made a grand remark He says that we poor doctors labor wholly in the dark. The germ, he says, is guiltlessf' Letfs inject him with a few. Perhaps he'll learn more quickly what the guiltless germ can do. A. Conan Doyle is telling us that spirits do exist . Some have applauded his ideasg others simply hissed. The dead can speak, he tells us. His good faith would get a boom, If he could get the dead to speak in our dissecting room. But medicine has been in vogue for quite some time, we know, Before a man can practice, all his knowledge he must show. Day by day, in every way, its enemies decrease Their doom is near, so all we say, is L'Let them rest in peace. , ' CLINICAL REVIEIV CONGESTION :-The elevator. NIALIGNANCY :-The faculty. FRACTURE:-Our pockets. HYPNOTIC:-Some of our lectures. TERMINAL I'NF1:c'rIoNs :-Finals. HYPERTROPHYZQOUT schedule. A1'ROPHYI-'OUT knowledge. INCOMPATIBILITY:-Star and study. ' DEI.USICNZ-liAFSlStlHg,' the surgeon. ' ' IVIALAISE:-Condition upon receiving armaternity 'call at 3 A. IH. DrsLocA'r1oN:-In the front row., . a DIPLOPIA:-Aftera banquet: I ' - .- HYPERPYREXIA:-During star chamber. APHASIA:-When Dr. P. quizzes. PARAPLEGIA:-After 2 hours in the amphitheatre. IRIN its . iyhq lg., lg, hi ll i- ' ld lrl ia 'UID I tj lil. H- tl 5. it ji ,131 IW lhli itll .li JIT itll Ill lt? Ill l ,ral iii itll Mini ln? Wil .fi iw NWI ll lil! ..,f:2fig.-i-.. 1 ,yung ,rw ,1!'. , . .,.,,,,,,ae., 9 53555 , Vgsiisffii :QL ,Yr F Lllf.lf'iQl5lllilillll li . ., .- ffl: tl STUPOR:-After midyear exams. fage Iwo lllllldffd and nine fs... an .. ' - fifil I in , :rs , ,, wg.. . F.--1 ..,1,, . -if..,..........-I - .ds

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