Long Island College Hospital - Lichonian Yearbook (Brooklyn, NY)

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SOPHCMORE In vain I've looked for new ideas To put into this book, 'Tis very easy-it appears Some things to overlook. But I'm compelled to do this thing Tho' 'tis against my will, I trust no trouble it will bring Nor cause intent to kill. W'e've heard of Tennyson and Bryant And other men as famous, If towards their style I' am defiant l fear the world would blame us. Hence l thought as a last resort llfly pride I ought to swallow, And gain my reader's staunch support By trying their style to follow. Listen my children and you shall hear Of thc doctors, who will soon appear Upon the scene. They're still alive All from the class of 'twenty-five. LONGFELLOW. All this world am sad and dreary Since Rothstein came my way, Now l'm convinced that selling students No longer my fees will pay. FOSTER. YVhat is it that helps Slanger answer so well,- Cramming. VVhat is it that makes him the details to tell- Cramming. How is it that when he is put to the test He puts the thing over far more than the rest XVhat is it they taught him in old Budapest- Cramming. ' ANONYAIOUS. Pomerantz and Schmidt make a great combination Their studies have kept them away from temptation, Both study all day-then Schmidt studies all night And when he gets up. the poor boy is a sight. VVilliam VVills, our football man Tackles all the things he can, VVhether he's wrong or whether he's right He proves his own case by displaying his might. Page one lzirrzdzvrl and fl-fill'-Uifjllf