Long Island College Hospital - Lichonian Yearbook (Brooklyn, NY)

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l , l 0 W ho s W ho 111 Medlcland A symposium of facts regarding men whose ability to cure or kill has been unquestioned, especially the latter. Volume l 1925 G. lvl.-'SRGERY ALLEN.-A standard XVll.I.l.A3I S. BERNSTIEIN.-r11l1lS special- representative of the Chew-Chew Academy-exponent of muscular exercise of the jaws, by keeping them in constant motion. ISADOR lRWlN ALl'ER.1,1illC man of S the century-one who knew more about the pelvic fascia being formed like a K than the prof. himself. Large of body, large of mind and large of sound. OLOMON S. AMELK1N.-The famous student-one whose abilities were so great that he was able to ride about in a limousine while yet a student. His success is due to one fact only- l study while my girl knits. GEORGE DEWEY APPOLD.-Bright and clever. Represented the students in the Student's Council to no avail. The latter was a body of men, made up of would-be reformers, who met once in a while and accomplished. a great deal-once in a while. BENJAMIN H. ARONOWI1'Z.-'1'l1C in- comparable. W'ith a female on his mind, he succeeded in succeeding Ran- som as the official neuro-anatomist of the class. All hail to B. A. FRANCES BARNHART.-A quiet young lady whose abilities to pith frogs were equal to that of the men. lVe also wish to compliment this female medico on the fact that she never hesitated to touch the cadaver. HARRY D. BERLIN.-Who's Who is very happy in securing the informa- tion about this illustrious stoodint. He always managed to get through an examination without knowing whether he passed or flunked. ist was born some time ago. He is still living. He has issued a challenge to the effect that he will accomplish more in two days than other men can in an hour. Some man! ALEXANDER BLANK.-Blilllli is his name -but not so his head. Quiet-but a devil with the ladies. Hence the reason for his great practice. G1RoLAMO BoNAccoL'ro.-'l'he famous ltalian. This gentleman did not hesi- tate to challenge anyone to a duel when he thought that an indecent word had been spoken. This knight of all knights, therefore is heavily armored-he knows that he knows, and lets us know about it. MORRIS BoNFie1.o.-A Brooklynite whose name was spread into the most remote corners of the Bronx. He passed with Hying colors-when he heard the results of his exams. L.-xcv L. BONYLAY.-Day by day, in every way, this doctor is getting smarter and smarter. He discovered that typhoid fever was the name of a disease. 'THOMAS CACIOPPI.-f11llCX'C is no hook that he does not know. There is no course that he cannot pass. There is no professor with whom he cannot argue. JOSEPH J. C.AhIllRONE.-NCVCI' has this famous physician failed to answer a question-after it was too late. How- ever, he knew what he was talking about--we didnit. Page our Iizimlrcfl mul fifly-fam

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U SOPHOMORE CLASS, SECTION II

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SAMUEL CIARLSON:-VVl1Cl'CVC1' Dr. Carlson went, he made the fair sex run-away from him. His extensive knowledge seems to hold them in fear. JOSEPH T. CARUSO.-No relative of the famous singer, but as good a doctor as any on the market. This famous physician cured seven men-they suf- fered no more after his treatment- they're DEAD. Louis J. CHAlKliN. TillC well known surgeon. DI'. Chaiken was always able to distinguish an artery from a nerve. NIARIO Cuoco. -The boy physician. He used to talk about what he does- but now he does what he talks about. JULIUS lVI. DAN.-The country doctor. All people who go to Sullivan County to become healthy are cured by Dr. Dan's magic treatment-fresh air and pills. CLIFFORD DERAGO.-VVe know so much about this exponent of medical science, that we can't hnd woI'ds to express it. Suffice it to say that he is a good doctor-in his own estimation. LOUIS DEINNocENTES.-Tlrrown into the realm of medical science, this emi- nent oral orator has made himself famous--amongst his own group. Though he may have had cannon to right of him, cannon to left of him, cannon around him, his mind can still take in at a glance the figure of a pretty young maid, that may enter the clinic. LEO DELOI--IERY.-Leo is a famous char- acter. He discovered the sin in medicine. HERMAN G. DLUGATZ.-Escaped from the clutches of the Freshman profes- sors, this worthy physician has shown to the world that as a doctor he makes a good poet. EDXVARD M. DOUGLAS.--All great physicians are musicians, but all musi- cians are not necessarily great physi- cians. Dr. Douglas is a wonderful musician. Page nur lzzzminvi and fliflj'-fl.7'F ITRVING EDELSTElN.1,1SllC athletic physi- cian. VVas a good student, and lIis great practice is the reward of his faithful and conscientious work. SYDNEY WV. EAIMER.-lVas compelled to organize a branch institute, which he named the Crapological Institute. This institution is still in existence. SIDNEY S. EPS'l'ElN.',TSl1C father of luck. 'Tis marvelous to see how much this gentleman accomplished in the medical profession, with the amount of knowledge that he possesses. TVIARTKN FRIIZDRICH.-IA gentleman, in every sense of the word. Chivalrous to the end, he always preferred to treat the fair sex. Now he has be- come the greatest lady killer in the country. SAMUEL B. FRISCIIBERG.-The pharma- cist doctor-the only Inedical man who can define an elixir or a solution or give the dosage of a drug without the aid of the Pharmacopoeia. SAMUEL GARTNER.-The smiling Doc -always smiling, joyous in the idea that his physiognomy will be a great asset in tlIe practice of Gyne- cology. i ANTI-IONY GIAMBALVO.-Since this great man underwent an operation for tonsillectomy, he has stuck lIis nose iIIto everybody's throat. Some special- ISI, JOSEPH GI'I I'LEMAN.-Tliis genius was born through no fault of his own. However, his parents certainly brought forth upon this continent a marvel of marvels. He cures with his tongue and uses his hands to collect the fees. JOSEPH GLANZER.-The inventor of the moustache medicine. His mous- tache was so Original that hundreds tried to imitate him and-failed. ll'IORRlS GI.ASS.TCflH1l5CtCHt in every respect. Dr. Glass has no trouble in collecting fees, for he uses the old adage-the muscle is mightier than the law.