London South Collegiate Institute - Oracle Yearbook (London, Ontario Canada)

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EST. l886 Phone Met. 3124 A. LIMITED LCDNDON, CDNTARICD COM-O9 Producers of Fine Printing Color Work a Specialtyn C-00'-09 ' CALENDARS ' ADVERTISING PENCILS ' NOVELTIES JUNIOR BASKETBALL Continued from Page 40 The last half showed a decided improvement in shooting and passing, especially by Mr. Allin's -luniors. Davidson and Adams showed excellent form and led the team to their third straight victory. Davidson was high scorer for South, adding 15 more points to his record, making a total of 47 points in three games. South vs. Central South handed Central a very convincing 46-24 trouncing. They started off well, leading 27-11 at the half-way mark. They worked just as hard in the last half and added 19 more points to their lead giving them their 46e24 win. Davidson made 15 of the 46 points, Adams and Davey posted 10 each. South vs. Tech The junior squad literally walked their way to victory in this game. Tech couldn't stop them at all. Gord Davidson had a scoring field day, tallying 21 points, the whole team showed amazing skill in their shooting and passing. Gord Davidson leads all the players in junior XVOSSA Basketball in points with a total of 83 points in 5 games. 52 South vs. St. Thomas The juniors lengthened their winning streak when they swamped the St. Thomas quintet 35-13. Ken Adams was the Big Gun for South with 13 points to his credit. The first half was quite fast with St. Thomas doing some smooth passing. However, their shooting ability was very lacking. The score at its close read 13-5 for our boys. The final half was all South's. Adams set the scoring pace for South with his 13 points. This was the second defeat for the St. Thomas team by our juniors. South vs. Beck Mr. Allin's undefeated Juniors added another victory to their record when they took Beck C. I. 36-18. They had no trouble at all in breaking the Beck defence and by half time they were leading 20-9. The last half was a repetition of the first with Davidson leading his team-mates to their 3648 victory. Davidson was high scorer in this game, with Davey and Adams showing excellent form. South vs. Central The juniors had to work for their 28-25 vic- tory over the much improved Central squad. They found it tough going all the way, leading 13-9 at half time.