London South Collegiate Institute - Oracle Yearbook (London, Ontario Canada)

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COM PLIIVIENTS OF BE BRYA T Your Dl'll!Q!QI'.Yl,y 377 Richmond St. Met. 2673 OSF OUR MOTTO Hprescriptions First JL WEA RATION POINTS We eau'l use loo much, baller, For our eoupons we must save, We lreal lhe sugar sparingly Though ehoeolale cake we craz'e,' Our jam is spread much lhinner now, ll's very scarce, we readg Bal lhe Lalin. is uuralioned, We gel much more lhan we need! To lrack a pair of nylons down. gl Sherlock Holmes woaldfail, Hood ehoeolale bars are very scarce, flnd so is ginger ale,' To gel a shirl for poor old Dad ls really quile a chore- Bul eduealion's plenliful And lhere is always more! When. company comes lo dinner ,ind eals all lhe Sunday roasl, llejinislz oul lhe ue.rl few days 'Till Coupon lime. on loasl: fl sleak is jusl a memory Qf how lhiugs used lo be- Bul of homework lhere is plenly, I--ind whal's more. ifs always free! The paper shorlage is so had, Ourfavourile movie hook Is simply nol available Wlzen we have cash lo look: They urge us lo save paper, No! wasle llze smallesl bil- Bul when. il's lime lo wrile a lesl, There's always lols of ill 'Tuwould make lhe world a brighler place To change lhe ralion, rules, Lel our homes have unralioued goods, lfse coupons in llze schools. To raliou every sulzjeel llfilh coupons very fear- For e.ramin,alion papers, Or homework we must do. -RUTH PIRIE, 5B. ESSAY P Cont-inued from Page 3-L be on the right track because these paragraphs are, without a doubt, homologous to my onions. There is still another difhcultyg how can I write a concluding paragraph to such a perservering subject? Obviously I can't. Consequently I am to write a book-length essay listing my many faults chronologically, with a generous smatter- ing of onions, and omitting any form of conclu- sion. There that's done! I now have before me the completed essay. Let us brace ourselves and see how this masterpiece withstands the test of vigi- lance. Something strange has happened here! I've been robbed! I can't find my introductory paragraph anywhere! I think possibly it got

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Quai Wait Until you :flee the PHILCO A UTO B I ATIC RECORD PLAYER -Q9IQa- FRANK GERRY 8: CO. LTD. PHILCO DISTRIBUTORS for WESTERN ONTARIO Just put a record in the slot and it plays-adjusts itself automatically for 10 or 12 records-shuts itself off when record is finished. lost in the confusion that arose trying to keep track of the other seventy-nine paragraphs. I believe, by the way, those seventy-nine would be much better if they were relating to the subject: however, we experts have to bring transition into the development. As for a conclusion, the closest thing I can arrive at is a postscript saying something like, Don't miss next month's issue of Friction Magazine . S0 that is the situation in a nutshell, a cocoanut shell. From all appear- ances I have before me, then. an essay with no introduction, no conclusion, too much transition, and no essay! Is this my excellent, whimsical piece of work ? Oh, welll I didn't want to write an essay anyway. After all Leacock and Thurber are both professionals. Besides, what fool would write an essay unless he was getting paid for it? I wouldn't. -DOUG CLARKE, llB. 52 2? if I understand your wife came from a line old family. Came is hardly the word-she brought it with her. I hear Nick's barber shop started an adver- tising campaign and is jammed to the doors. Yeah, he put a sign in his window: 'Army haircuts repaired', H URON COLLEGE London, Ontario Affiliated to the University of Western Ontario Church of England Divinity College and Official University Men's Residence Courses Leading to the Title of L.Th. and the Degrees of B.A. B.D., D.D. Funds Are Being Raised To Erect a S500,000.00 Building in the Near Future REV. A. H. O'NEIL, M.A., D.D. Principal . lVIcPhillips Ltd. 240 DUNDAS ST. LONDON f-OUCOU Furniture - Floor Coverings Appliances - Radios