London South Collegiate Institute - Oracle Yearbook (London, Ontario Canada)

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Cjompliments .... ZELLERS 178 DUNDAS STREET RETAILERS TO THRIFTY CANADIANS THE NEW, BETTER LAMP For Christmas Gifts 'lThey Glow ln The Dark l ff M6fV2llf2 D u 5 PA1,No 2 ooo 985. OTHER FATENYS PENDING - DeLuxe Cab Serfvice - 2 Metcalf 2314 2 Passengers 35 Cents Within the City l Each Additional Passenger I0 Cf-nts FUN' Floovmyerzelle - ANYWHERE - - - ANYTIME - Dundas St. London, Oni. Prompt and Courteuus Servici- Mr. lreland: What happens when light strikes water at 45 degrees? I. MacCaulay: lt goes out, sir. Manager: What's the matter? Can't you help the customer? Salesman: No, sir. He's trying to find shoes that squeak in the same key. Phone Met. 70864, 207 Wellington St, Earl W. Plewes cam. PERFECT BICYCLES ,cg Vacuum Cleaners, Sewing and Washing Machines Repaired BILLS DHIRY BAR 352 Dundas St. Metcalf 1206 Try a Big Shake Malted Milk lOc. v vw CL if Quality Bricks fEull PLD 2 for 25c. Try Our Delicious Hamburgs In Toasted Rolls - - - Bridge Parties a Specialty - - - Qonflplinlents of Neal Baking Co. -Nakersof VVGNDER WHITE BREAD WONDER CRACKED WHEAT BREAD f AND DELICIOUS HOSTESS CAKES '-? ? '+ ' Neal Baking Co. Telephone Metcalf 1313 55

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RARISTAN LAUNDRY DRY CLEANERS AND DYERS ESTABLISHED l873 Over 100 Expert Employees at Your Service zo nfuvfmfs DAILY M ET CALF 558 4 LINES T0 CENTRAL LET OUR TELEPHONE LINE BE YOUR CLOTHES LINE Bill Ticknor walked into a book store and bought a Latin Text. Clerk: That will be Sl.5O. Bill: Any amusement tax? THE TAYLOR DRUG- C 0 M P A N Y DISPENSING CHEMISTS Established 1868 fwqfvvsfsfufvnv- .,.,5.,.f.A..yA.fs4s.n 3 DEPENDABLE DRUG S T O R E S South - Corner Wharncliffe Sz Elmwood West - 60 Wharncliffe Nth., W. London East - - - 632 Dundas Street Tvext Door to Somerville Box Eactoryl rv-fvqefvvvxe ,....,,..,.,.,x.A.f5N FAST DELIVERY TO ALL PARTS OF THE CITY. 54 T. G. SHUTER CLASS OR PRIVATE INSTRUCTION GUITAR, BANTO, MANDOLIN , ThirtyfYears Teaching Experience StudiO9 469 TECUMSEH AVE. RIDDLE ANSWERS l. Because you can always see the drift of it. 2. Because it is made for tourists. 3. A chicken, because you can eat it before it is born and after it is dead. 4. just let us alone. Ray Law: l'll give you another tip, Alf. Alf Moulden: Go on. Ray Law: Never holler 'Hey' to a grass widowI After completing a violin solo: Peqqy Hennigar: That was the 'Death of Sieg- fried.' Mr. Byles: l'm not surprised. DIMINUTIVES A strong lock keeps a prison door: will a weak one be.a locket? A big man wears a big sized sock, does a baby wear a socket? A pack describes a lot of hounds, will a few be just a packet? A jack supports a mighty joint, do two chops need a jacket? ln yonder field is a mighty bull, is a bull calf just a bullet? Men cry Heave Ho for a long, strong pull, is a tiny tug a pullet? A parrot cracks nuts with its bill, does a Wren use just a billet? A cotton mill stands broad and high, is a coffee mill amillet? A feather bed requires a tick, has a pillow but a a ticket? And does a candle have a wick, a vesta have a have a wicket? A cup of wine will make a mull, will a spoonful be a mullet? And will the offspring of a gull be termed by us a gullet? And should a farmer's crop of corn be small, is it a cornet? And has a buffalo a horn, a Kerry cow a hornet? ls cricket just a little crick? and so ad infinitu1'n These inconsistencies abound-but l've not time to write 'ern.

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lack Walker: What can you do with a coach who wants to tight with you all the time? Mr. Dinsmore Coverhearinglz Go into training. VIVID DESCRIPTIONS Mary Fraser: Have you seen that gorgeous dress in Whoisit's window? lt's a sort ot funny colour, almost purple but with a little pink in it and sort ot bluish tinge. You Wouldn't exactly call it mauve. lt has little jiggers all around the hem and a silver dohinkity at the waist and a sort ot pinky-yellow splashy sash. Betty Maciie: Chl you mean the one with the rose what-do-you-call 'ems on it? Mary: Yes, that's it! Bosabelle Mitchell: The cheek of that con- ductor. l-le glared at :ne as it I hadn't paid my fare. Marny K.: And what did you do? Bosabelle: I glared right back as it l had. at 1- -A- Although her name was Cherry, she was more to be pitted than scorned. ludging from our students, a lot of nuts grow on the tree ot knowledge. k it i' Mr. Graham Cexplaining what to do in case ot tirel: Above all, it your clothing catches tire, remain cool. P. Mason: l believe happiness can be tound in the simplest things in lite. G. Neely: I don't. l've never found any in either you or the teachers. f e HERE Us l TI-XE BONES 5 'd or . EMILY BRIGHT 3 SHE , 1PuToLrr HER LEFT HRND 2 .rllllMl 2 Ill-lliilullliiililililll ... REIT- llUUwtttl l'I Al lohnston: What did Mr. Graham Want to see you tor? Hugh Beilley: Chl lust a matter ot passing interest. Leona Westman: l told him that I didn't want to see him again. Eunid Chapman: Vifhat did he do? Leona Westman: I-le turned out the lights. Stan Blake: Do you play golt with knickers? Chuck Boyce: No, l play with white people. ,,?r Lu PIANO ACCORDION. 120 bass, with shift. CCorelliJ ........ 3117.50 !,,rg V Im!! PIANO ACCORDION ............................................................ . 2500 -2 f l SAXOPHONE, Conn, E flat alto, reconditioned ......... 48:00 XT I X lwl TRUMPET, Conn, new, silver with gold bell .......... ....... 1 50.00 X TRUMPET, reconditioned, reliable make ............ .... 1 5.00 f CLARINET, all metal ......................................................... 14.95 9 x3x 5 CLARINETS, ebonite or wood, in either Hoehm or 5 X iqgpgguh Albert System I X39 l GIBSON GUI'I ARS all stvles from S49 50 to 200 00 4'-9 1 'IROMBONE silver reliable make reconditioned E , X ai Reeds Strings Mouth Organs of all makes . , f , ' ' ............ 35.00 ' my uf SPECIAL GUITATT ............ l .... l.i::i1:Iii:iiiii: ............... .......... 6:95 1: . ff f,- 'M '-'-ff ' , ' . We repair Violins Accordions and all Wind Instruments 5 J A Q f ei' LET Us OVERHAUL YOUR MUSICAL INSTRUMENTS V , ' 'ugnj-'A fq, I We supply Orchestrations, Teacher Supplies and Studies ' . +: ,gTT1'zs. zQ - l' and all Popular Music, 25c, 35c or 3 copies for 51.00 3?-I -- I ' .W 'V K i fr '- fy' - so --l 'X t ,rx 5 I, I- A f K F. Wav ' if 'H f ' XX ' Life ,K u !!!f X- G i ., I , r ' I , -v 'ffkflvr ' I If if. In ' ' A' -' In .Ni , ,f I 'K . . ' 'f V1 'G I X If ' T nl Q 1 x If is Q- i il X 2 V, ff f K X I - li 1 ,Y , lil I ' 1 N L ' l I N t, ,UI 1, K See our Edition Beautiful, at 15c per copy or 2 for 250 D'Er-ina Deacon Music Shoppe 242 DUNDAS STREET, LUNDUN, UNT. PHUNE - METCIILF 6072 UPEN EVENINGS. 56