London South Collegiate Institute - Oracle Yearbook (London, Ontario Canada)

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RARISTAN LAUNDRY DRY CLEANERS AND DYERS ESTABLISHED l873 Over 100 Expert Employees at Your Service zo nfuvfmfs DAILY M ET CALF 558 4 LINES T0 CENTRAL LET OUR TELEPHONE LINE BE YOUR CLOTHES LINE Bill Ticknor walked into a book store and bought a Latin Text. Clerk: That will be Sl.5O. Bill: Any amusement tax? THE TAYLOR DRUG- C 0 M P A N Y DISPENSING CHEMISTS Established 1868 fwqfvvsfsfufvnv- .,.,5.,.f.A..yA.fs4s.n 3 DEPENDABLE DRUG S T O R E S South - Corner Wharncliffe Sz Elmwood West - 60 Wharncliffe Nth., W. London East - - - 632 Dundas Street Tvext Door to Somerville Box Eactoryl rv-fvqefvvvxe ,....,,..,.,.,x.A.f5N FAST DELIVERY TO ALL PARTS OF THE CITY. 54 T. G. SHUTER CLASS OR PRIVATE INSTRUCTION GUITAR, BANTO, MANDOLIN , ThirtyfYears Teaching Experience StudiO9 469 TECUMSEH AVE. RIDDLE ANSWERS l. Because you can always see the drift of it. 2. Because it is made for tourists. 3. A chicken, because you can eat it before it is born and after it is dead. 4. just let us alone. Ray Law: l'll give you another tip, Alf. Alf Moulden: Go on. Ray Law: Never holler 'Hey' to a grass widowI After completing a violin solo: Peqqy Hennigar: That was the 'Death of Sieg- fried.' Mr. Byles: l'm not surprised. DIMINUTIVES A strong lock keeps a prison door: will a weak one be.a locket? A big man wears a big sized sock, does a baby wear a socket? A pack describes a lot of hounds, will a few be just a packet? A jack supports a mighty joint, do two chops need a jacket? ln yonder field is a mighty bull, is a bull calf just a bullet? Men cry Heave Ho for a long, strong pull, is a tiny tug a pullet? A parrot cracks nuts with its bill, does a Wren use just a billet? A cotton mill stands broad and high, is a coffee mill amillet? A feather bed requires a tick, has a pillow but a a ticket? And does a candle have a wick, a vesta have a have a wicket? A cup of wine will make a mull, will a spoonful be a mullet? And will the offspring of a gull be termed by us a gullet? And should a farmer's crop of corn be small, is it a cornet? And has a buffalo a horn, a Kerry cow a hornet? ls cricket just a little crick? and so ad infinitu1'n These inconsistencies abound-but l've not time to write 'ern.

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V . . ' V v 5 A W Fhes: There' are no fees charged to day students' who are resiideiits off: I' - ' .ao ' ' I an agreerrfent- With the London' Board pf Education are paid by the Ha p Beal Technical an -1 ax: 1 1 ,Mud N. . !,,Vf9i.4 ' - 1. rye..-e. V r Q i lL ,i After Graduation VVhat,?i 1 I The Special One - Year Intensive Vocational Courses at the I . I-I. B. Beal Technical and Commercial High School are open .g to students with at least three years' High School. standing. - Special two-year courses are provided for students who 1' A have completed a two - year High School course. It ' Special Une Year Commercial Courses ' ACCOUNTANCY BOOKKEEPING ll BUSINESS AND SECBETARIAL STENOGRAPHY TYPEWRITING ' pecial Une Year Technical Courses Kit AUTOMOTIVE MECHANICS - BUILDING CONSTRUCTION - CABINET MAKING CARPENTRY - COMMERCIAL ART AND INDUSTRIAL DESIGN . . ' COOKING - DRAUGHTING .' DRQESSMAKING AND COSTUME DESIGN - ELECTRICAL CONSTRUCTION ff? 41 f - 'MACHINE SHOP PRACTICE 1 ' 3 NURSES AND DIETITIANS' PREVPARATQRY ln Qi. PRINTING 'D L, Ogg, ,vw R TOOL AND DIE MAKING . ,I g, ,- I at O o ,ir ' 1 1 o . 0 ,',,.jx 'A' The IS no Substitute for Vocat1onalfTra1,nIng! The school maintains a well-Organized Placement Department to assist. its 35, , Sz Commercialntlfliilgh School Q. 3 5 London attending'th'eSe courses. Fees for the residents .ofxcounties having, - couritiesin accordance 'With the agreerneniif ' Tl A e , A : W , f- .f I l'l I 1 OC .O Q Q 5. Sr Students in Securing p employmenti The imost' desirable positions inf' 'V London and vicinity are open to the graduates of the B. Bealj'Technical I 'hn-

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Cjompliments .... ZELLERS 178 DUNDAS STREET RETAILERS TO THRIFTY CANADIANS THE NEW, BETTER LAMP For Christmas Gifts 'lThey Glow ln The Dark l ff M6fV2llf2 D u 5 PA1,No 2 ooo 985. OTHER FATENYS PENDING - DeLuxe Cab Serfvice - 2 Metcalf 2314 2 Passengers 35 Cents Within the City l Each Additional Passenger I0 Cf-nts FUN' Floovmyerzelle - ANYWHERE - - - ANYTIME - Dundas St. London, Oni. Prompt and Courteuus Servici- Mr. lreland: What happens when light strikes water at 45 degrees? I. MacCaulay: lt goes out, sir. Manager: What's the matter? Can't you help the customer? Salesman: No, sir. He's trying to find shoes that squeak in the same key. Phone Met. 70864, 207 Wellington St, Earl W. Plewes cam. PERFECT BICYCLES ,cg Vacuum Cleaners, Sewing and Washing Machines Repaired BILLS DHIRY BAR 352 Dundas St. Metcalf 1206 Try a Big Shake Malted Milk lOc. v vw CL if Quality Bricks fEull PLD 2 for 25c. Try Our Delicious Hamburgs In Toasted Rolls - - - Bridge Parties a Specialty - - - Qonflplinlents of Neal Baking Co. -Nakersof VVGNDER WHITE BREAD WONDER CRACKED WHEAT BREAD f AND DELICIOUS HOSTESS CAKES '-? ? '+ ' Neal Baking Co. Telephone Metcalf 1313 55