London South Collegiate Institute - Oracle Yearbook (London, Ontario Canada)

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V . . ' V v 5 A W Fhes: There' are no fees charged to day students' who are resiideiits off: I' - ' .ao ' ' I an agreerrfent- With the London' Board pf Education are paid by the Ha p Beal Technical an -1 ax: 1 1 ,Mud N. . !,,Vf9i.4 ' - 1. rye..-e. V r Q i lL ,i After Graduation VVhat,?i 1 I The Special One - Year Intensive Vocational Courses at the I . I-I. B. Beal Technical and Commercial High School are open .g to students with at least three years' High School. standing. - Special two-year courses are provided for students who 1' A have completed a two - year High School course. It ' Special Une Year Commercial Courses ' ACCOUNTANCY BOOKKEEPING ll BUSINESS AND SECBETARIAL STENOGRAPHY TYPEWRITING ' pecial Une Year Technical Courses Kit AUTOMOTIVE MECHANICS - BUILDING CONSTRUCTION - CABINET MAKING CARPENTRY - COMMERCIAL ART AND INDUSTRIAL DESIGN . . ' COOKING - DRAUGHTING .' DRQESSMAKING AND COSTUME DESIGN - ELECTRICAL CONSTRUCTION ff? 41 f - 'MACHINE SHOP PRACTICE 1 ' 3 NURSES AND DIETITIANS' PREVPARATQRY ln Qi. PRINTING 'D L, Ogg, ,vw R TOOL AND DIE MAKING . ,I g, ,- I at O o ,ir ' 1 1 o . 0 ,',,.jx 'A' The IS no Substitute for Vocat1onalfTra1,nIng! The school maintains a well-Organized Placement Department to assist. its 35, , Sz Commercialntlfliilgh School Q. 3 5 London attending'th'eSe courses. Fees for the residents .ofxcounties having, - couritiesin accordance 'With the agreerneniif ' Tl A e , A : W , f- .f I l'l I 1 OC .O Q Q 5. Sr Students in Securing p employmenti The imost' desirable positions inf' 'V London and vicinity are open to the graduates of the B. Bealj'Technical I 'hn-

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FAMOUS SAYINGS BY FAMOUS FOLK The flivver owner: Well, wouldn't that jar you? The radio operator: I'll tell the world! The murderer: Well l'll be hanged. The judge: Fine. The telephone girl: l got your number. The sausagemaker: Doggone. The fisherman: l'll drop you a line. The author: Ill write. The seamstress: Darn it. 1 1- 1- The trouble with most operations is that the patients live to tell about them. 1- 1- 1- I-Ie: Aren't sheep stupid-looking animals? She: Yes, my lamb. at 1- 1- Garage Attendant Cas a car drives upl: luice? Driver: Vell, vat if ve are? 1 1- -A- What are you crying for, john? Mr. Dinsmore fell downstairs. Well, don't feel too badly: he-'ll get better soon, said a stranger. That isn't it, said john. lean saw him fall and I didn't. 1- 1- 1- Charley Hoare: Here's the candy, sweets to to the sweet. Mary Fraser: Thank you. May I pass you the nuts? 1- 1- 1 First Acquaintance: My wife's just had quinsy. Second Ditto: Good gracious, how many's tl'1Ctl?H 1- 1- 1- Mr. Armstrong: Name a liquid that won't freeze. Betty Walker: Hot water. 1- 9: xl' Al Iohnston: Last night I dreamed I was dancing with Doris Parker. Tom Woolley: How was that? A. Iohnston: I woke up and found my mother pounding me with a flat-iron. Pete Mason: Have you seen those jokes that I handed in last week yet? H jean Iarmain: No, but I'm trying hard. lack Woolley: Did you rent your dress suit last night? H Don Filrnore: Not until I bent over. Eavesdroppmg again, said Adam as his mate fell out of the apple tree. 1 1- 1 Bill Todd is so dumb he thinks cornflakes is a foot disease. 1- 1 1 Hugh Fteilley Cwith a triumphant gleam in his eyel: What was the matter with the wooden cow? Bert Buchanan Cdejectedlyl: I dunno. Hugh Beilley: Wooden milk. 1- z 1 Mr. McNeil: Why do the Portuguese stand at the head of the mule raising in Europe? Leo Hamer: Because the other end's dan- gerous. 1- 1- we lon Simington: Dont you think tennis is a nice quiet game?'5' Al. johnson: No: it can't be played without a racquet. 1' 1 1' RIDDLES l. Why is a snowstorm like a good joke? 2. Why is a railway guide book like a pair of handcuffs? 3. What is the most useful creature? 4. What is the recipe for honeymoon salad? CAnswers on page 547 Gordon Kidd: I wish I was gifted. l'm just itching to write. Mrs. Carr-Harris: Oh well, just sit down and scratch a little. xi' ik 'lr Graeme Cameron: Have you shown these poems to anyone else? Bob Calvert: Not a single soul. G. Cameron: Then where did you get that black eye? ,U 'hTiLEDiTo - , lf? . lf? H16 OHTICIAL CADACI-ry ' Lx ., 'Q - H N ' X Ill K 29 ij' .L ' I l P! if ,lf I7 -' it 53

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RARISTAN LAUNDRY DRY CLEANERS AND DYERS ESTABLISHED l873 Over 100 Expert Employees at Your Service zo nfuvfmfs DAILY M ET CALF 558 4 LINES T0 CENTRAL LET OUR TELEPHONE LINE BE YOUR CLOTHES LINE Bill Ticknor walked into a book store and bought a Latin Text. Clerk: That will be Sl.5O. Bill: Any amusement tax? THE TAYLOR DRUG- C 0 M P A N Y DISPENSING CHEMISTS Established 1868 fwqfvvsfsfufvnv- .,.,5.,.f.A..yA.fs4s.n 3 DEPENDABLE DRUG S T O R E S South - Corner Wharncliffe Sz Elmwood West - 60 Wharncliffe Nth., W. London East - - - 632 Dundas Street Tvext Door to Somerville Box Eactoryl rv-fvqefvvvxe ,....,,..,.,.,x.A.f5N FAST DELIVERY TO ALL PARTS OF THE CITY. 54 T. G. SHUTER CLASS OR PRIVATE INSTRUCTION GUITAR, BANTO, MANDOLIN , ThirtyfYears Teaching Experience StudiO9 469 TECUMSEH AVE. RIDDLE ANSWERS l. Because you can always see the drift of it. 2. Because it is made for tourists. 3. A chicken, because you can eat it before it is born and after it is dead. 4. just let us alone. Ray Law: l'll give you another tip, Alf. Alf Moulden: Go on. Ray Law: Never holler 'Hey' to a grass widowI After completing a violin solo: Peqqy Hennigar: That was the 'Death of Sieg- fried.' Mr. Byles: l'm not surprised. DIMINUTIVES A strong lock keeps a prison door: will a weak one be.a locket? A big man wears a big sized sock, does a baby wear a socket? A pack describes a lot of hounds, will a few be just a packet? A jack supports a mighty joint, do two chops need a jacket? ln yonder field is a mighty bull, is a bull calf just a bullet? Men cry Heave Ho for a long, strong pull, is a tiny tug a pullet? A parrot cracks nuts with its bill, does a Wren use just a billet? A cotton mill stands broad and high, is a coffee mill amillet? A feather bed requires a tick, has a pillow but a a ticket? And does a candle have a wick, a vesta have a have a wicket? A cup of wine will make a mull, will a spoonful be a mullet? And will the offspring of a gull be termed by us a gullet? And should a farmer's crop of corn be small, is it a cornet? And has a buffalo a horn, a Kerry cow a hornet? ls cricket just a little crick? and so ad infinitu1'n These inconsistencies abound-but l've not time to write 'ern.