London South Collegiate Institute - Oracle Yearbook (London, Ontario Canada)

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Mr. Byles: Why do they put bridges on R. I violins '? N X ff ' E. Harley: To:gget the music across. 0 . fit ' A 'II N Magistrate: Describe the man whom you Z v .-7 ' saw striking the complainant. 0 , Policeman: He was a little, insignihcant g creature, about your sire, your worship. ' y Things lookin' sorta blue? I Q Better grin: f Do not stretch your face so long- -,faggg-, 7 Make it thin. 1 Pull your chin up half a mile, y I Square your shoulders, crack a smile: Z You will iind it worth your while- gin. Z So be ' 3. Cv :Et 22: :E: I, ,X Two spinsters were discussing men. j f I X f Which would you prefer in your husband f 9 in gg i I -wealth, ability or appearance? asked one. Appearance, replied the other. and the N sooner the better. I .5 ,I 7 :EC X Ls, Father fpausing between strokesl I Son, Bm I, If I'm spanking you because I love you. II-w ffff ll! Alf. Moulden: Father, I'd like to be big Did wi dl-up this. sir? enough to return your love. First Lady: I received twenty proposals before I was married. Second Lady: Really, wasn't your husband I I I I III 'I I 'I I I I I I ,I ,I Ill 'I I III I I I I I I I I I ,I .I .:. 2. .,. Don Maidens: So you say your new job makes you independent. Ed. Maylor: Sure, I get there any time I I I I I I I 'I I 'I I l391'SlSt9T1l3 7 before eight and leave any time after five. IVFLTLTLT:TLTLTLTLTLTLTLTLTLTLTLTLTLTLTLT FLTLTLTLTLTLTLTLTLTLTLTLTLTLTLTLTLTLTLTL7LTLTLTQTLTLTLTLTLTLTLTLTLTLTLTLTLTLTLTLTLTLTLTLTLTLTLTLTLTLTLTLTLTLTLTLTLTLTL?II I I If I I 'Il If I: PI I Good Luck To You. . .. IE Il I , 'lj' ig Could we make a toast we would wish both lil I , 'I I teachers and pupils good luck ..... iii . . - A I Qu Wfe would add that it is a pleasure to be ot lg . . I' IQI I service and the wish that you would know we ig, lu l feel we are well equipped to serve you collegiate IU . I' If students now, and later when with good luck you all are out oi' school taking your place as citizens. IQ ' A iii: S0 Gam' Luci arm' cz Happy fear IQ' lf' If SMALLMAN 8I INGRAM LIMITED II. Ifl' 'Ii' lQTLTLTLTLTLTQTLTLTLTLTLTLTLTLTLTLTLTLTS lTLTLTi5LTLTLZLTLTLTLTLTLTLTLTLTLTLTLTLTLTLTLTLTLTLTLTLTLE?gTLTLTLTLTLTLTLTLTLTLTLTLTLTLTLTLTLTLTLTLTLTLTLTLTLTLTLTLTJIll Page Sixty-two THE ORACLE

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In one of our art lessons, Jack Hess came in and sat at a front seat. Miss McCamus fin- ished the details of the lesson and stated: Now, class, you can proceed to draw that squash at the front of the room. 23 2? Mr. Armstrong: This gas is deadly poison. What steps would you take if it escaped ? Jack Walker: Long ones. fl: wk Mary Shannon: Gee, you look tired. Marion Reeves: I ought to be. I had six sittings to-day. Mary Shannon: Were you having your por- trait painted '? Marion Reeves: No, I've been learning to skate. Doris Snider treadingl : Oh, come with me and be my love! Mr. Allin labsentlylz Yes, all right, Miss Snider. i' -g'1S'+x ' - g -fb ,f' x .ji 542 M ,I ' 1 ffl, ff ' A . I' I 'liCi'if7f i ' NNY' :J 4 y. Mi. fix' I-fi : I1 11,60 il ii'1, l ' f 'gill :-'lim al 'n'l f 'iff A:- if : Lil ,f A 9' ,il lin My 1 .mfgmig i i ,1:g'.f'fz1'I'i f g ' '--' 5 .,f,:af - B - - f- -B fijf1 iF:l45. fqi' ' - e f - if . , ln,4fg1.!g,-1' '- fv- I.511j!rF4'i.' ' Z: 1i!f.1v5ii1!f'14 K X-B Esiaif' - 'L-ei W . -+53 5 An amateur sleuth does some homework! S O U T H C . I . fQ 1 L,-ff 5 s M e L S 1 :ek , A n Y 6 J Q, ,, -., , ff ff 4 0 1 E QM., as f K V . V. !ai ,J - 7 5 lf, I g ,jf ' ' v lf ' ' .s-T91-, 4 A f fi -f sb' ANL ' , , y.. 4 A I l'- P' - f' f, ,X . X. , ,-K3 ,X sais X f ft Dogqoiwcl Tb-s is flu Time yve glunlxea xnxx Qlxtxxmsfvst exams, Gunner: The enemy are thick as peas. sir. General: Then shell them. you idiot. Mr. Urlin: Betty, where's in1inity'. ' Betty Lee: I don't know4I've never been ,ya theie. Judge: What possible excuse did you have for acquitting the prisoner? Foreman of Jury: Insanity, sir. Judge: What'? All twelve of you? Mrs. Pickett: Alex, what is a bigamist'! Alex Hoffstetter: A man who makes the same mistake twice. :Er 221 rl: That fellow over there is only nineteen but he has the knowledge of centuries in his head. Really'? How do you know 7 Did you ever hear his jokes'. ' :ze :e: Grandfather: When I was a young man, girls knew how to blush. Granddaughter: Why Grandpa, what ever did you say to them ? 251 221 Some philosopher of many moons ago remarked that a fool can ask more questions than a Wise man can answer. This is some excuse for failing in an exam. :K ::: Mr. Freeman: Why it is that fat men are usually good-natured 7 M1'. Dinsmore: Seeing that we can neither fight nor run, We must be good-naturedf' Pretty soft Y said Bob Fallis as he scratched his head. :lf SF You would not knock The jokes We use Could you but see Those We refuse. Page Sixty-one .- ec. .cc. sells--

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