London South Collegiate Institute - Oracle Yearbook (London, Ontario Canada)

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In one of our art lessons, Jack Hess came in and sat at a front seat. Miss McCamus fin- ished the details of the lesson and stated: Now, class, you can proceed to draw that squash at the front of the room. 23 2? Mr. Armstrong: This gas is deadly poison. What steps would you take if it escaped ? Jack Walker: Long ones. fl: wk Mary Shannon: Gee, you look tired. Marion Reeves: I ought to be. I had six sittings to-day. Mary Shannon: Were you having your por- trait painted '? Marion Reeves: No, I've been learning to skate. Doris Snider treadingl : Oh, come with me and be my love! Mr. Allin labsentlylz Yes, all right, Miss Snider. i' -g'1S'+x ' - g -fb ,f' x .ji 542 M ,I ' 1 ffl, ff ' A . I' I 'liCi'if7f i ' NNY' :J 4 y. Mi. fix' I-fi : I1 11,60 il ii'1, l ' f 'gill :-'lim al 'n'l f 'iff A:- if : Lil ,f A 9' ,il lin My 1 .mfgmig i i ,1:g'.f'fz1'I'i f g ' '--' 5 .,f,:af - B - - f- -B fijf1 iF:l45. fqi' ' - e f - if . , ln,4fg1.!g,-1' '- fv- I.511j!rF4'i.' ' Z: 1i!f.1v5ii1!f'14 K X-B Esiaif' - 'L-ei W . -+53 5 An amateur sleuth does some homework! S O U T H C . I . fQ 1 L,-ff 5 s M e L S 1 :ek , A n Y 6 J Q, ,, -., , ff ff 4 0 1 E QM., as f K V . V. !ai ,J - 7 5 lf, I g ,jf ' ' v lf ' ' .s-T91-, 4 A f fi -f sb' ANL ' , , y.. 4 A I l'- P' - f' f, ,X . X. , ,-K3 ,X sais X f ft Dogqoiwcl Tb-s is flu Time yve glunlxea xnxx Qlxtxxmsfvst exams, Gunner: The enemy are thick as peas. sir. General: Then shell them. you idiot. Mr. Urlin: Betty, where's in1inity'. ' Betty Lee: I don't know4I've never been ,ya theie. Judge: What possible excuse did you have for acquitting the prisoner? Foreman of Jury: Insanity, sir. Judge: What'? All twelve of you? Mrs. Pickett: Alex, what is a bigamist'! Alex Hoffstetter: A man who makes the same mistake twice. :Er 221 rl: That fellow over there is only nineteen but he has the knowledge of centuries in his head. Really'? How do you know 7 Did you ever hear his jokes'. ' :ze :e: Grandfather: When I was a young man, girls knew how to blush. Granddaughter: Why Grandpa, what ever did you say to them ? 251 221 Some philosopher of many moons ago remarked that a fool can ask more questions than a Wise man can answer. This is some excuse for failing in an exam. :K ::: Mr. Freeman: Why it is that fat men are usually good-natured 7 M1'. Dinsmore: Seeing that we can neither fight nor run, We must be good-naturedf' Pretty soft Y said Bob Fallis as he scratched his head. :lf SF You would not knock The jokes We use Could you but see Those We refuse. Page Sixty-one .- ec. .cc. sells--

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Mr. Calvert: Where do bugs go in the winter? Charlie Hoare tscratching his headbz Search me ! Billy Jones: What does it mean here by seasoned troops, Dad ?l' Dad fwithout hesitationj : Mustered by the oflicers and peppered by the enemy. See here! writes a man from Glasgow, if you print as many jokes about Scotchmen as you did last year. I'll stop borrowing your magazine. Mrs. Pickett: Have you heard of Julius Caesar Jean Jarmain: Yes, I have. Mrs. Pickett: Well, what do you think he would be doing if he were alive now ? Jean Jarmain: 'tHe'd be d1'awing an old age 13611810111 Mr. McNeil: What is the staple food of the Italian army'I'! Louise Slattery: Roman Meal. Peggy Ellwood: I don't see how football players ever get clean after a game in the mud. Rosabelle Mitchell: 'iSi1ly! What do you suppose the scrub team is for? Pk 14 23 Jack Woolley: This Upper School work is getting too hard for me. I think I'll quit school and go to work. Mrs. Carr-Harris: If you'd go to work, you wouldn't have to quit school. :ES i: :k Mr. Calvert: Do you collect anything? Dorothy Luney: I collect my thoughts sometimes. Mr. Calvert: The specimens you get must be very rare. ff 1 X Rl .X I Z Z Z Why, what s Oh, it's just birthday. Page Sixty 5 ff U, . Q 4 4 ' , I 5.1131 - .All if lllll illl ll? If llr ll! XVI!! PIII XXX sf f it ' tl f , X 5 an t X W' X If: ' SP 1 lx' lg ll: . 0 N Xxx 2 fu a .V f ,i L.. iv ' lr mm 9-o4'9M ' env- I l 1 f the beard for? to cover up the tie mv wif 'I' 5 3 an ff . . .H M 2 -44-41:29 N 'Ms 4 Z ill so 4 s , ,gfy-'ees lffifr. ..:i:J'. f!r'i..i g Q iles? ff gf Q .i : 'Q f I.. fr - X K f X. ,f S 7 ' 9 ' f I mr rl , I fr Lg-gl Ilfgqljl-ii I ' iff . E3 Ii' J 5 V f X MZ Z' . Al. Bigxrchgr,-Z D. Johns: Why is a loaf of bread like the sun? M. Thomas: Because it rises in the yeast and sets in the vest. Louise Axford: Why is your nose in the middle of your face Rosabelle Mitchell: Because it's your nat- ural scenterf' QV! Mr. Calvert: 'tParsons, what's the difference between a snake and a flea? Bill: Well, a snake crawls on his stomach- a Sea isn,t particular. Gladys Bourne: f'He's very fond of you. isn't he ? Marion Rogerson: Yeah,-he hangs around me all the time. I can't get rid of him. G. B.: Why don't you try eating garlic M. R.: I tried that but I found that I was only wasting my breath. Mr. Knowles: I'll have you understand. young man, that my daughters are worth their weight in gold. Jack Kennedy: Yes, sir, and the fact that I am picking on the smaller one proves that I am not mercenary. Doug. Parnell fcoming in at 1.30 a.m.J His mother fcrosslyj : What time did I tell you to come in ? Doug. linnocentlyiz Gee, it's funny that you should forget that too! THE ORACLE

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Mr. Byles: Why do they put bridges on R. I violins '? N X ff ' E. Harley: To:gget the music across. 0 . fit ' A 'II N Magistrate: Describe the man whom you Z v .-7 ' saw striking the complainant. 0 , Policeman: He was a little, insignihcant g creature, about your sire, your worship. ' y Things lookin' sorta blue? I Q Better grin: f Do not stretch your face so long- -,faggg-, 7 Make it thin. 1 Pull your chin up half a mile, y I Square your shoulders, crack a smile: Z You will iind it worth your while- gin. Z So be ' 3. Cv :Et 22: :E: I, ,X Two spinsters were discussing men. j f I X f Which would you prefer in your husband f 9 in gg i I -wealth, ability or appearance? asked one. Appearance, replied the other. and the N sooner the better. I .5 ,I 7 :EC X Ls, Father fpausing between strokesl I Son, Bm I, If I'm spanking you because I love you. II-w ffff ll! Alf. Moulden: Father, I'd like to be big Did wi dl-up this. sir? enough to return your love. First Lady: I received twenty proposals before I was married. Second Lady: Really, wasn't your husband I I I I III 'I I 'I I I I I I ,I ,I Ill 'I I III I I I I I I I I I ,I .I .:. 2. .,. Don Maidens: So you say your new job makes you independent. Ed. Maylor: Sure, I get there any time I I I I I I I 'I I 'I I l391'SlSt9T1l3 7 before eight and leave any time after five. IVFLTLTLT:TLTLTLTLTLTLTLTLTLTLTLTLTLTLTLT FLTLTLTLTLTLTLTLTLTLTLTLTLTLTLTLTLTLTLTL7LTLTLTQTLTLTLTLTLTLTLTLTLTLTLTLTLTLTLTLTLTLTLTLTLTLTLTLTLTLTLTLTLTLTLTLTLTLTL?II I I If I I 'Il If I: PI I Good Luck To You. . .. IE Il I , 'lj' ig Could we make a toast we would wish both lil I , 'I I teachers and pupils good luck ..... iii . . - A I Qu Wfe would add that it is a pleasure to be ot lg . . I' IQI I service and the wish that you would know we ig, lu l feel we are well equipped to serve you collegiate IU . I' If students now, and later when with good luck you all are out oi' school taking your place as citizens. IQ ' A iii: S0 Gam' Luci arm' cz Happy fear IQ' lf' If SMALLMAN 8I INGRAM LIMITED II. Ifl' 'Ii' lQTLTLTLTLTLTQTLTLTLTLTLTLTLTLTLTLTLTLTS lTLTLTi5LTLTLZLTLTLTLTLTLTLTLTLTLTLTLTLTLTLTLTLTLTLTLTLTLE?gTLTLTLTLTLTLTLTLTLTLTLTLTLTLTLTLTLTLTLTLTLTLTLTLTLTLTLTLTJIll Page Sixty-two THE ORACLE