London South Collegiate Institute - Oracle Yearbook (London, Ontario Canada)

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'T- in 2 ypgwe' W 'feb K a . W 'W Z A ' ,fe ' ' ily-.rf .' Gr Editors: DORIS PARKER and TOM OWEN Mr. Dinsmore tin geometry class to Gordon Kidd, who is struggling over a problem drawn on the boardjz Well, don't look at me-look at the figure on the board. There aren't any angles on me--they're all curves. Doris Parker: t'Let's stop dancing for a while. Tom W'oolley: I thought you said that you I-ould die dancing? Doris: Yes, but I didn't say anything about being trampled to death! Lizzie Cram: Give me the Springbank Zoo. Ion Symington: The lion is busy. rg: 21: :gf Gordon Jeffery: Where did you get that black eye? Jack Walker: That isn't a black eye. It's a birth-mark. Gordon Jeffery: A birth-mark? Jack Walker: Yes, I got into the wrong berth. Generally speaking, women are-generally speaking. Page Pitta, -eight After seeing over 75'1 of the teachers Wear the ribbons of Scotch plaid which Mr. Byles brought back with him from abroad, We know why our examination marks are always so low. Women's faults are many. Men have only two- Eyerything they say. And everything they do. Speed Cop: Why were you going iifty miles an hour? Jack Walker: Well, sir, my brakes don't work and I was hurrying home to avoid an accident. Pk IK 2? Do1'is Parker: Say, these jokes you handed in are awful! Graeme Cameron: Oh, I don't know. I put some in the stove and it just roared. Claire: Say, Doug, how far is it between your ears '? Doug.: I donlt know. Claire: Half-way around the block. ik :if And then there was the Scotchman who ordered asparagus and left the waiter a tip. THE ORACLE

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Mr. Calvert: Where do bugs go in the winter? Charlie Hoare tscratching his headbz Search me ! Billy Jones: What does it mean here by seasoned troops, Dad ?l' Dad fwithout hesitationj : Mustered by the oflicers and peppered by the enemy. See here! writes a man from Glasgow, if you print as many jokes about Scotchmen as you did last year. I'll stop borrowing your magazine. Mrs. Pickett: Have you heard of Julius Caesar Jean Jarmain: Yes, I have. Mrs. Pickett: Well, what do you think he would be doing if he were alive now ? Jean Jarmain: 'tHe'd be d1'awing an old age 13611810111 Mr. McNeil: What is the staple food of the Italian army'I'! Louise Slattery: Roman Meal. Peggy Ellwood: I don't see how football players ever get clean after a game in the mud. Rosabelle Mitchell: 'iSi1ly! What do you suppose the scrub team is for? Pk 14 23 Jack Woolley: This Upper School work is getting too hard for me. I think I'll quit school and go to work. Mrs. Carr-Harris: If you'd go to work, you wouldn't have to quit school. :ES i: :k Mr. Calvert: Do you collect anything? Dorothy Luney: I collect my thoughts sometimes. Mr. Calvert: The specimens you get must be very rare. ff 1 X Rl .X I Z Z Z Why, what s Oh, it's just birthday. Page Sixty 5 ff U, . Q 4 4 ' , I 5.1131 - .All if lllll illl ll? If llr ll! XVI!! PIII XXX sf f it ' tl f , X 5 an t X W' X If: ' SP 1 lx' lg ll: . 0 N Xxx 2 fu a .V f ,i L.. iv ' lr mm 9-o4'9M ' env- I l 1 f the beard for? to cover up the tie mv wif 'I' 5 3 an ff . . .H M 2 -44-41:29 N 'Ms 4 Z ill so 4 s , ,gfy-'ees lffifr. ..:i:J'. f!r'i..i g Q iles? ff gf Q .i : 'Q f I.. fr - X K f X. ,f S 7 ' 9 ' f I mr rl , I fr Lg-gl Ilfgqljl-ii I ' iff . E3 Ii' J 5 V f X MZ Z' . Al. Bigxrchgr,-Z D. Johns: Why is a loaf of bread like the sun? M. Thomas: Because it rises in the yeast and sets in the vest. Louise Axford: Why is your nose in the middle of your face Rosabelle Mitchell: Because it's your nat- ural scenterf' QV! Mr. Calvert: 'tParsons, what's the difference between a snake and a flea? Bill: Well, a snake crawls on his stomach- a Sea isn,t particular. Gladys Bourne: f'He's very fond of you. isn't he ? Marion Rogerson: Yeah,-he hangs around me all the time. I can't get rid of him. G. B.: Why don't you try eating garlic M. R.: I tried that but I found that I was only wasting my breath. Mr. Knowles: I'll have you understand. young man, that my daughters are worth their weight in gold. Jack Kennedy: Yes, sir, and the fact that I am picking on the smaller one proves that I am not mercenary. Doug. Parnell fcoming in at 1.30 a.m.J His mother fcrosslyj : What time did I tell you to come in ? Doug. linnocentlyiz Gee, it's funny that you should forget that too! THE ORACLE