London South Collegiate Institute - Oracle Yearbook (London, Ontario Canada)

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'T- in 2 ypgwe' W 'feb K a . W 'W Z A ' ,fe ' ' ily-.rf .' Gr Editors: DORIS PARKER and TOM OWEN Mr. Dinsmore tin geometry class to Gordon Kidd, who is struggling over a problem drawn on the boardjz Well, don't look at me-look at the figure on the board. There aren't any angles on me--they're all curves. Doris Parker: t'Let's stop dancing for a while. Tom W'oolley: I thought you said that you I-ould die dancing? Doris: Yes, but I didn't say anything about being trampled to death! Lizzie Cram: Give me the Springbank Zoo. Ion Symington: The lion is busy. rg: 21: :gf Gordon Jeffery: Where did you get that black eye? Jack Walker: That isn't a black eye. It's a birth-mark. Gordon Jeffery: A birth-mark? Jack Walker: Yes, I got into the wrong berth. Generally speaking, women are-generally speaking. Page Pitta, -eight After seeing over 75'1 of the teachers Wear the ribbons of Scotch plaid which Mr. Byles brought back with him from abroad, We know why our examination marks are always so low. Women's faults are many. Men have only two- Eyerything they say. And everything they do. Speed Cop: Why were you going iifty miles an hour? Jack Walker: Well, sir, my brakes don't work and I was hurrying home to avoid an accident. Pk IK 2? Do1'is Parker: Say, these jokes you handed in are awful! Graeme Cameron: Oh, I don't know. I put some in the stove and it just roared. Claire: Say, Doug, how far is it between your ears '? Doug.: I donlt know. Claire: Half-way around the block. ik :if And then there was the Scotchman who ordered asparagus and left the waiter a tip. THE ORACLE

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