London South Collegiate Institute - Oracle Yearbook (London, Ontario Canada)

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T0 KEEP HOME FIRES BURNING - BUY FROM D. Watson Coal Co. DEALERS IN Pocohontas, Anthracite, Alberta Coal - Wood Canadian Coke Hzghesf Grades af a REdS07Zdb!6 Price Our flfoffo: 01161 Me Bef! - Le.v.v,JM - For Lam' ClI.l'!9 Oflice and Yard: 672 Central Ave. Phone: Fairmont 725 Policeman: UNO fishing allowed here. worm ? K. Cameron Qvith linej : 'Tm not Hsh- K. Cameron: Here it is. 3' I am allowing thls Wmm to bathe' Policeman: You are arrested for allow Policeman treturningl : May I see that ing it to bathe without a bathing suit. SEND DICKS FLQXXXERS THEY LAST LQNGER G VGA!! 180 'Q to ga: 11 Q QQ v E-very Oc'm.rz'01z 1.5 azz OC'CLZJ'l'0lZ kfbi' I scks Flowers HFLCWEIQS TELEGRAPHED ANYWHERE soUTH C. I. page fhff

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- ' N45 HAV WHOHO fl 'E fl F EV .s'.ip MA 'H f l Ay f 'Jw I w OM V OQWQQV I pm: u ,. WM' H -- I ' A' f!-T u 1 I I Editors-BETTY HEASLIP AND FREDDY HAYsoM Shirley Robinson: Sorry, conductor, that I haven't a nickel, as she handed him a ten dollar bill. Conductor: Don't worry, miss, you're going to have one hundred and ninety- nine in a minute. 2? 251 J. Kidd: Who was the snappy woman you had at the dance last night 7 G. Fleming: 'tOh, she is a milliner at the dairy. John: HA millinerlu George: Yes, she puts the caps on the milk bottles. P? 21 Mr. Ireland: Dave! That's the third time you've looked at his work. D. Wolf: Yes, I know: but he doesn't write plainly. P3 Pk Inspector fgiving intelligence test in class rooml: Now, close your eyes. - Inspector makes noise like twittering of birds- Now open your eyes and tell me what I was doing. Kissing teacher, came the reply in chorus. :Ez ri: :E: :F D. Parnell: Do you think I will ever be able to do anything with my voice ? J. lVIcHale: Oh, it might come in handy in case of fire. 934 as 2? Mrs. Pickett: How many Wives is a man allowed today ? W. Griggs: Sixteen Mrs. Pickett: How do you make that out? Walt: Four richer, four poorer, four better, four Worse. SOUTH C. I. J. Casey Cdining at Eileen'sJ: There's a hair in my applesaucef' E. Knowles: Silly, there's couldn't be: they're Baldwinsf' :k :El :Z it A Scotsman upon entering a saddler's asked for a single spur. What use is one spur'?', asked the man. Well, replied Sandy, if I can get one side of the horse to go, I figure the other half will hae to come wi' it. 23 24 131 2? B. DeHarte flecturing to Anne Gordonl : You spend too much on lipstick. Anne: That's right, rub it in. as r1.G929,' Y MJ . e 'N , V gf .- ,Fifa STORY WITHOUT WORDS page seventy-nine

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