London South Collegiate Institute - Oracle Yearbook (London, Ontario Canada)

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- ' N45 HAV WHOHO fl 'E fl F EV .s'.ip MA 'H f l Ay f 'Jw I w OM V OQWQQV I pm: u ,. WM' H -- I ' A' f!-T u 1 I I Editors-BETTY HEASLIP AND FREDDY HAYsoM Shirley Robinson: Sorry, conductor, that I haven't a nickel, as she handed him a ten dollar bill. Conductor: Don't worry, miss, you're going to have one hundred and ninety- nine in a minute. 2? 251 J. Kidd: Who was the snappy woman you had at the dance last night 7 G. Fleming: 'tOh, she is a milliner at the dairy. John: HA millinerlu George: Yes, she puts the caps on the milk bottles. P? 21 Mr. Ireland: Dave! That's the third time you've looked at his work. D. Wolf: Yes, I know: but he doesn't write plainly. P3 Pk Inspector fgiving intelligence test in class rooml: Now, close your eyes. - Inspector makes noise like twittering of birds- Now open your eyes and tell me what I was doing. Kissing teacher, came the reply in chorus. :Ez ri: :E: :F D. Parnell: Do you think I will ever be able to do anything with my voice ? J. lVIcHale: Oh, it might come in handy in case of fire. 934 as 2? Mrs. Pickett: How many Wives is a man allowed today ? W. Griggs: Sixteen Mrs. Pickett: How do you make that out? Walt: Four richer, four poorer, four better, four Worse. SOUTH C. I. J. Casey Cdining at Eileen'sJ: There's a hair in my applesaucef' E. Knowles: Silly, there's couldn't be: they're Baldwinsf' :k :El :Z it A Scotsman upon entering a saddler's asked for a single spur. What use is one spur'?', asked the man. Well, replied Sandy, if I can get one side of the horse to go, I figure the other half will hae to come wi' it. 23 24 131 2? B. DeHarte flecturing to Anne Gordonl : You spend too much on lipstick. Anne: That's right, rub it in. as r1.G929,' Y MJ . e 'N , V gf .- ,Fifa STORY WITHOUT WORDS page seventy-nine

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Tll-ENNllS In the spring of 1933 there was a gen- eral agitation for a tennis tournament whereby all assertions of superiority in this field were to be dennitely settled. Under the guidance of Jack Reid and Norm. Farrow, preparation was made to hold the contest, although the two athletic organizations did not support it. The committee decided to take the pro- ceeds Cfeesl and purchase two silver cups, to become the permanent possession of the winners. At this rather late stage in the pro- ceedings, the athletic societies stepped in and, feeling the cups to be too ostenta- tious , decided that it would be more fitting to give school crests to the winners. This called forth strong objection from those then possessing crests, on the grounds that it detracted from their worth. Happily, it may be observed that those who had won this honour most de- servingly showed themselves quite willing to stand by the societies' decision. In order, however, that there should be no ill feeling, a new crest was designed and awarded to both the winners of the '33 and '32 tournaments. The names of the singles winners were also inscribed upon cups donated by the two athletic organizations. We hope that successive years will display as much interest, and that play will be of even better calibre. The winners of the various tournaments are as follows: Girls' singles-Marny Pegg. Boys' singles-Jack Reid. Girls' doubles-Marny Pegg and Libby Pegg. . Boys' doubles-Jack Reid and Harold Carling. Mixed doubles-Ted Hutchison and Marny Pegg. -CREENA WALLACE, V A. lllladlniulnlfzon Badminton has only in the past few years come up to its present popularity. The students of South have never before been given the opportunity of playing in our school. This is being carried on under the auspices of the Girls' Athletic Asso- ciation. The equipment has been bought to enable every girl to take part in the game. The rudiments of the game are being taught under the capable leadership of Miss Hilliard and Miss MacFarlane. On account of the large number of girls who wish to play, the association has per- mitted two nights a week for this sport. We hope that this new scheme may be successful and that a large number of girls will avail themselves of this oppor- tunity to play badminton. ODE TO POSTURE . Good posture is an asset l . Which very few possess, Sad to relate, the favoured ones Seem to be growing less. We see the folks around ns All slmnped down in a heap, And the way that people navigate Is enough to make ns weep. ' ' f Some elevate their shoulders, T Some hollow in their backs, Some stliyjfen up their ffnnscles And some just plain relax. '-. ' lt will A H fl hm The one who walks with grace and poise Is a spectacle so rare 7 That even clown on gay Broadway PU The people turn and stare. -NANCY SANTO, IV B. nj! 3l..L 1 ' page seventy-eight THE ORACLE

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