London South Collegiate Institute - Oracle Yearbook (London, Ontario Canada)

 - Class of 1931

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98 L. S. C. I. ORACLE James' reading lesson was about ships. He came to a word he could not pro4 nounce. Barque, prompted the teacher crossly. Bow-wow! said James obediently. fff . 2 go., 03, U6 eeiw lKi lil Q Jog dudvff L15flV1'l.oOKbYS'0P er O G3 'I -I dvbqf-gag hxsexv oPF1o sf' I I 1 0 in 6 o.-- J lv GIYV'l1 foak Lweffq ,Y rg, Q ' N 1 x1ul'f,f, -gpf1..,. , A J f Q Q 'Z vw-me his cm, In--.vl :ical ,gi . A625 ' Lff 1.77 CQ! Y Yam Y .v 'ZLL Al ' yl- ku, hvvdel Lulu ,lbw 1 f' P 1 r.. i-5 J DAB You have three pairs of glasses, professor? Yes, I use one to read with, one to the third to' find see at distance, and the other two. - 914 Pk all ERNIE GROH: Why don't ladies give after dinner speeches? FRED HAYsoM: They can't wait that long. Ik Pk Sf JEAN HUTCI-11NsoN: I didn't sleep well last night. I had an awful tooth- ache. I VIVIAN WILKES: Oh! You should try repeating to yourself fifty times- 'Get behind me pain ! JEAN H.: Not much! Do you think I want lumbago? wk Dk :lf SALESLADY: Now here's a lovely sentiment-'Merry Christmas to the only girl I ever loved'. FRED HAYSOM: That's fine, I'll take five or six of those. ' DEPRESSION -,,,,,. Ev K3'1J- I-4-513. help a. Poor aero bail' JEANE WATT: This vanishing cream is a fake. DRUGGIST: Why? JEANE: I've used it on my feet every night and they are just the same as they were. Pk H4 :lf JIM MCHALE: I passed your .car last night and it sounded as though it had a miss in it. BEV. SMITH: Could you hear her squawk too? ak ak Pls MR. IRELAND: Tom, what's a bliz- zard? TOM BALLANTYNE: The insides of a buzzardf' . ' , J i H' -- P' j ' I I pg ,-fill' na DEAREST JANE: I could swim the mighty ocean for one glance from your dear eyes. I could walk through a wall of flames for a touch of your sweet hands. I could leap the widest- stream for a word from your lovely lips. As always, AL. P.S. I'll be over Friday night if it doesn't rain. wk 'Pk ik MR. JENNINGS: Who is the world's smartest man? ' HAROLD KESTER: Edison. He in- vented the phonograph and the radio so people would stay up all night and burn his electric light bulbsf'

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L..S. C. I. ORACLE A native of Ireland started away on his iirst trip. Never having been at a railway station, he did not know how to get his ticket, but he saw a lady going in and determined to follow her lead. The lady went to the ticket window, and putting down her money said: Maryhill, single. Next in line was the Irishman, who promptly planked down his money and said: Patrick Murphy, married. Pk Ulf Pk The guide did not know his job very well, but he did his best. Ladies and gentlemen, he informed his party, on your right you see a monument erected last year to a noble cause. And what does it stand for? asked one ofthe tourists. The guide hesitated. Why-er-er-because, madam, he said, it would look so silly lying down. Pk Pk Dk The fat woman on the scales was eagerly watched by two small boys. She dropped in her penny, but the machine was out of order and regis- tered only seventy-five pounds. Heavens! Bill, gasped one of the youngsters in amazement, she's hol- low. Plf Pk Sk MR. URLIN: So we iinally find that X is equal to nought. HUGH THOMPSON! Gee! Fancy all that Work for nothing. Ulf elf PI4 TELEPHONE OPERATOR: I have your party. Deposit live cents, please. MR. FREEMAN: What's that? 97 NANCX' SANTO: What is a cowardly eggyr JEAN MURRAY: One that hits you and runs. - Bk Pk PF MR. WONNACOTT: Have you read my new book yet? HERB CHILDs: 'fYes. MR. WONNACOTT: What do you think of it? HERB.: Well, I think the covers are too far apart. sms.. Q' 'J' KY if 'fAQ. fhqfld. alley an 5222! D. O. 0- fl.3ll 324417 THE LOST FORD Seated one day at the engine, I was weary, and tired, and bored, And my fingers wandered idly Over my old tin Ford. I knew not what I was doing, Or what I was turning then, But I started the old thing going And I never saw it again. It rushed down the road at twilight, And kicked up a clad of soil, Which fell on my tumbled being, Mixed with a can full of oil. I have sought, but I seek it vainly, That one lost Ford so fine, Which came from the factory of Henry, And fled from that garage of mgne. - . T. TEL. OPERATOR: Please 11 deposit your money. 6 MR. FREEMAN: Listen, what ,S QR I want is a conversation with ' J ' 5' a friend, not iinancial advice I ,L-: from a stranger. 2 Sf? fo fl ff Pk :P wk V ' LDC? MR. CALVERT: T ed, why f X f ' do ducks and geese fly north in X ,gn x the springtime? . X OZZIE LITTLEFORD: Because H 14? t - ' it's too far to Walk. Ea A BJ



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LQS. c. 1. ORACLE MR. ARMSTRONG: Scientists have just discovered something 500 times as sweet as sugar. C. SADLER: They have! Why l've known her for 10 years. Pk Dk ik There was a young lady from Ride, Of eating green apples she died. Within the .lamented They quickly fermented, And made cider inside 'er inside. wk Pk SIC A Scotchman had an automobile. What worried the highlander more than anything else was the amount of gasoline his automobile used. One day he went to his little garage in the back yard, took the cap off the gas tank of his car and squinted inside -but it was too dark. He couldn't see a thing. Now the Scotchman was very anxious to know how much gaso- line he had so he lighted a match to have a little look. Accidentally the match dropped into the tank. ' Well, wouldn't that twist yer whisk- ers! hooted the Scotchman in dismay, as he peered after the lighted match. She's empty again. ,gl qfglgxl 4 Two Londoners, travelling to the north of Scotland, were discoursing on the scenery. Isn't this entrancing? said one. It's superb, agreed the other. Ye're both wrang, said the old Scot in the corner, it's Killecrankief' 99 MAN UPSTAIRS: You are knocking at the wrong door. A INDIGNANT CALLER! Nonshensh, you're shleeping in the wrong housh! Pk Pk wk VISITOR! Have you ever been up the Nile? GORD. HOTHAN: I have that, sir. What a view there was from the sum- mit. P14 FIC if BILL: Did you read about the man who swallowed his teaspoon? JIM! No, what happened to him. BILL: He can't stir. if Ik Ulf LADY Qdriving into gasoline station in a Bantam Austinj: Will you please give me one pint of gasoline, one cup of water and two thimblesfull of oil? OPERATOR Cat stationj : Would you like me to whistle in your tires? 'x ' fr' xl Z Mi-ag ff ia as - -A., ....-4 W 'T H- fy Ei Eff 5 'ff' fi Q31 -.6 Granny Cto little boy playingl: Go and get my handkerchief dearie, please, it's upstairs. Little Boy: I'll go if you really want me to, granny, but I don't mindif you sniff.

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