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96 L. s. C. I. ORACLE ' SX Iliff 5 X ,gl ff X B 0 J , . Q' ' M 9 Editors, MARJORY PEGG, IV B. HAROLD WHITE, IV C MR. CALVERT: How is the seed of the thistle dispersed? BRUCE BRANSTON: Bytthe install- ment plan. i MR. CALVERT: How is that? BRUCE: So much down each week. Pls Pk' Pk TEACHER: What's the meaning of repose? PUPIL Qson of an artistj: Please teacher, it means pose again. ... Q is gn '71, MLW O v PvednGTf ons FY Nell' ear , r 1-'aff ' f 5 , I I -.' Ja 4 . - ' ,1 ,. 1 ii-1? I e..p? 1 I E T S di -- ' I, u ' i ---go if ' 5 K Miss Hilliard and Miss McRobert were discussing the item that was being played by the band which happened to be Handel's Largo. Said one: I think this is a piece of Chopin. Oh, no, replied the other, I'm sure I've heard it before but I'll go and look at the notice on the band- stand. She did so, and on her return an- nounced: My dear, we were both wrongg it's the 'Refrain from Spitting'. wk ak Pls FOR SALE: Baker's businessg good trade: large oveng present owner been in it for seven yearsg good reason for leaving. A gentleman visiting some relatives in Scotland was persuaded to try a game of golf. At his first stroke he aimed a terrific blow at the ball, scattering the turf to right and left, and looked around for the result. What have I hit? he asked. Scotland, sir, grufliy answered the Caddie. gk X Sk MISS' HILLIARD: Spell Chimney. DICK WHITE: C-H-I-M-N-E-Y. MIss HILLIARD: Good! go up one. DICK: Please, Miss Hilliard, I've got mybestsuitonfal' it Pk MR. CALVERT: Define a microbef' TRAVERS Fox: The uniform worn by a radio-announcer. :lf Pk Uk NIGHT PRowLER Cto Ralph Partridge at nightl: Stick 'em up! RALPH PARTRIDGE: Oh! Shoot! you ninnyhammerln 596 eg LA W X
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L. S. C. I. ORACLE The School Point of View Norman Farrow and Bobbie Ford, Are very smart we know, At school they capture honors And at home they eat and grow. Donald Kunz and Miller, Charles, Are only little boys. And for their size they make too much Of that little word called noise. Evelyn Collister with her hair, That hair of burnished gold, Is very charming, don't you think? More than she was of old. Frank White with all his questions, Should be shut up, the teachers say, And what he does get out of them Is no good either way. Toots Thompson, with her quiet ways, Has found a way to smile, , Which causes hearts to tremble, And expand about a mile. Charlie Wideman, though he may Play rugby very Jine, Has fallen for his Nancy girl Who keeps him on her line. - Creena Wallace and Marg Richards Are the very best of friends, But I have heard their boy friends say, Their minds follow different trends. Orion Orchard may be fat, And H. Plewes may be lean, But given a plate of tough fat pork, Would they lick the platter clean? Marjery Pegg and Margaret Coates Are young girls of the school, And though they're not hot-headed, Sometimes they can't keep cool. Fred Littleford and J. Kennedy Are two bright first year boys. They still are quite mischievous, But no longer play with toys. O. Littleford with his growling, Is a continual bore, In Miss McCamus' English class And to some of them of yore. But a girl is always -a girl, And a boy is always a boy, And unless they are not human, They are full of life and joy. -O. R. L. A JUNE SONG Exams. Exams are rotten, silly things, Which come three times a year. You cannot get away from them, They always seem so near. But still it's good to know you passed And all your work is done, Hurrah! they all are gone at last, And holidays have come. -Betty Lee. 95 Prizewinners-Continued from Page 71 The gold medal presented by W. A. Martin, Esq., for Girls' General Pro- liciency in the First Year: won by Mary Geiger. The gold medal presented by How- ard Hartry, Esq., for highest standing in Lower School Biology: won by Laverne Williams. The gold medal presented by A. R. Cairncross, Esq., for the greatest im- provement in Second Year work over First Year work : won by Mackie Smith. The gold medal presented by B. N. Campbell, Esq., for highest standing in Third Year Canadian History: won by Elinore Kerr. The gold medal presented by John Collison, Esq., for highest standing in LowerSchoolArt:won by Mary Haring. The Cracle's Open Secrets The first secret is about the Photo Man who had to live on two mealsa day to get time for all these interesting indi- vidual pictures for us. Oh, how did you guess it? Yes, ofcourse, itis Mr. Ireland! But don't tell!-And the next one is about the Travel Man who went in search of England and brought a bit of it back in his pocket for us. Guess? Right again! But here's something he did worse than thatf VVould you be- lieve that he very, very quietly read this entire Oracle through before it was even published, looking for all our funny mistakes? Well, he did! And the last one is about Everybody Else on the teaching staff-and how they all helped to bring this little book out of Nowhere into Here!
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L..S. C. I. ORACLE A native of Ireland started away on his iirst trip. Never having been at a railway station, he did not know how to get his ticket, but he saw a lady going in and determined to follow her lead. The lady went to the ticket window, and putting down her money said: Maryhill, single. Next in line was the Irishman, who promptly planked down his money and said: Patrick Murphy, married. Pk Ulf Pk The guide did not know his job very well, but he did his best. Ladies and gentlemen, he informed his party, on your right you see a monument erected last year to a noble cause. And what does it stand for? asked one ofthe tourists. The guide hesitated. Why-er-er-because, madam, he said, it would look so silly lying down. Pk Pk Dk The fat woman on the scales was eagerly watched by two small boys. She dropped in her penny, but the machine was out of order and regis- tered only seventy-five pounds. Heavens! Bill, gasped one of the youngsters in amazement, she's hol- low. Plf Pk Sk MR. URLIN: So we iinally find that X is equal to nought. HUGH THOMPSON! Gee! Fancy all that Work for nothing. Ulf elf PI4 TELEPHONE OPERATOR: I have your party. Deposit live cents, please. MR. FREEMAN: What's that? 97 NANCX' SANTO: What is a cowardly eggyr JEAN MURRAY: One that hits you and runs. - Bk Pk PF MR. WONNACOTT: Have you read my new book yet? HERB CHILDs: 'fYes. MR. WONNACOTT: What do you think of it? HERB.: Well, I think the covers are too far apart. sms.. Q' 'J' KY if 'fAQ. fhqfld. alley an 5222! D. O. 0- fl.3ll 324417 THE LOST FORD Seated one day at the engine, I was weary, and tired, and bored, And my fingers wandered idly Over my old tin Ford. I knew not what I was doing, Or what I was turning then, But I started the old thing going And I never saw it again. It rushed down the road at twilight, And kicked up a clad of soil, Which fell on my tumbled being, Mixed with a can full of oil. I have sought, but I seek it vainly, That one lost Ford so fine, Which came from the factory of Henry, And fled from that garage of mgne. - . T. TEL. OPERATOR: Please 11 deposit your money. 6 MR. FREEMAN: Listen, what ,S QR I want is a conversation with ' J ' 5' a friend, not iinancial advice I ,L-: from a stranger. 2 Sf? fo fl ff Pk :P wk V ' LDC? MR. CALVERT: T ed, why f X f ' do ducks and geese fly north in X ,gn x the springtime? . X OZZIE LITTLEFORD: Because H 14? t - ' it's too far to Walk. Ea A BJ
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