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L. s. c. 1. ORACLE 101 G6Wh097 Striking pose, winning smile, Makes the students' life worth while. Stick around! She is never late: You'll find her up in twenty-eight. Dk Pk Pk MR. FREEMAN: Destiny shapes our ends. MR. D1NsMoRE: Yes, but good eating ends our shapes. bk elf ak A little boy was sent to a clinic doctor with a note which read thus: Please will you do something to Ronnie's face? I-Ie's had it a long time and it's spreading. ak P14 Fl! Howlers! 1. A polygon is a man with several wives. 2. An epitaph is a short sarcastic poem. 3. Two straight lines cannot enclose a space unless they are bent. 4g The Royal Mint is what the king puts on his pork. 5. In Christianity a man can only have one wife, this is called mon- otony. 6. A chain store is a place to get a marriage license. 7. A cyclone is nothing but a little breeze that's in a hurry. 8. In 1620 the pilgrims crossed the ocean, and this was known as Pilgrim's Progress. 9. The feminine of bullock is cartridge. 10. The inhabitants of Moscow are called mosquitoes. 11. The equator is a menagerie line running round the earth. Pk Pls :lf JOAN! What did she say when you stopped the car? JOHN: Let's get going. ' iMGr- ffo 'PQJQQXQQ .:.I- l.iS+c Wm. z f l.. fill lilly I :asf -three fsin as ln uwmg-H9 Yfiforfuidniicf School Days School is a nice place and sometimes fun If you can say your homework's done, But-such a dizzy atmosphere When you and the teacher aren't quite clear. We are certainly laden with plenty of rules Meant for the best as in other schools. The trouble is-they work in more When a show's the main interest after four. Just when Our gang gets near the door The last bell gives a terrific roar. This means a conference after four, .And if we're together, it's just one more. Who dropped the locker key, hopping the fence? Too bad, dear child-it's the second ojence, And you skipped detention the other day So look for a phone call-it's coming your -way. Just when a pupil gets working and still. One recalls leaving books on the window-sill, He'll see no rugby game tonight. The news reached the office-what a fright! Discouraging though as this may be Skool Daze are the times for you and me, Over little troubles you should not fret, For they keep getting greater the older you get. --Ruby Stephenson. wr as :E MR. CALVERT: Where do all the bugs go in the winter? FRANK WHITE: Search me. MR. CALVERT: Oh, I don't want them. I just wanted to know. In me rnblem +5 t dvr-w -rx F wk: A fs. e, aces vs. 'Im wma m L YORK KXQW if ht , H3 Q Fquveg 3 g? 14, N
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100 This Auto Be Good The congestion between periods in the halls of the edifice commonly called the L.S.C.I. has been a perplexing problem to the principal and a few-a very few-students of the aforesaid institution. Mr. Graham, after con- sidering the problem, was struck by a bolt from the blue, a sudden thought Cs-sh no! no- nothing seriousl. He immediately called in a committee of staff and students to delve further into the feasibility of his plan. The committee found the plan prac- tical and this is it: Each student will be provided with a DeLuxe, sports model, Baby Austin roadster, selective trans- mission, free running, super-heterodyne -or what have you! How's that? Oh yes, I auto tell you that the con- veners of the committee are Mrs. Carr- Harris and Bus Wideman, who expect to get the plan in operation by April 1, 1932. Now to go into details. The lower sections of the present lockers will be used as garages, so in this respect there is no extra expense. Arriving in the morning., you go to your-locker, put in your cap and get out your car and books. Now keep to the right and spiral down stairs. Steady now! There's Orian and Verna chatting at the bottom. Whoopee! they just cleared the tracks in time. Bumping down into the auditorium we see that the chairs have all been re- moved and we line up in rows as be- fore. There is the last bell, the last car bumps over the steps and all eyes front. In come the sedate staff in cars like our own with the addition of sirens. We are now spared the tre- mendous physical exertion of standing and when any announcement is made we need not waste our energy by clapping our hands but merely lean our elbows on the horns. Now the auditorium is cleared in a very few seconds and we roar up the stairs to our classrooms. Another startling discovery greets us here-the desks have all been removed. So we merely turn down the windshield and use it for adesk top. Later on in the period our attention is drawn by the sounding of a siren to the fac-t that a lesson is being taught in the room-somebody up near the front I.. S. C. I. ORACLE I think-yes-so it is. The phone rings- Yes, yes, he is. All right, then Baldwin, you're wanted in the office. Now Donald turns on a red light on the bow of his boat which gives him the right of way to the office. But Oh! the drawback! He arrives there so quickly that he can't think whether he was sick in bed or had to go to the dentist's yesterday after- noon. Classes are changed very quickly now, but for those who always must get a drink at the far end of the hall there is a new gag: Please, sir, I ran out of gas. ' Concerning the expenses-to the individual student there is none. The financial backing has been arranged by the sale of desks and seats and by subscriptions from big-hearted members of the staff. Come on now, Let's give them a nice hand-honk! honk! sez you! V There goes that fire-bell again- somebody on the third floor this time maybe. Honk! Honk! All lights red! -C. SADLER, V A. Mg - , X.. 1 K , Z, I if Aqigm I F.. eiisa ml? if i 1. at yidilfld! nu Just my! Ugll c Fall-w Two. naw l1e'lI run fnfo Heir-I ,boi A Song Letter - You're driving me crazy with Three little words but I love you, and When it's Springtime in the Rockies, I'm yours, for I miss a little miss who misses me. There ought to be a moonlight saving time, then you could give me Something to remember you by, beneath Carolina Moon, where We would make a peach of a pair. -ELLA WRIGHT.
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102 L. s. c. I. ORACLE physical Education Life Saving Course YO f'ii,, Recreational Clubs t i ll ! Lf A Summer Camps l X Administration Building ' 268 Queen's Ave. MINI I Hill ... ,. , ij.,- 4avv,-- S ..,,. .Y 11- .1 -'I' 1 5. . . .,- ...- Iii J 6..- a 41 4 .......11 ,fuxk hy' EBH There was a young lady called Kilmer, Who's decided she never will sin more By descending the stairs With such haughty airs, 'Cause now she's not feeling so limher. 5 69 . 4 B- i Q q ' d :Cv I il' , 'dug'--1 isis, ' 15:53, . 1 -s x. :U 1' '9 N' 19 , W3 ' xo f'.9 ,M Ladi- Hfunrnmn femhf a null 'From a Joflllornofe . va WAG Cto pork butcherj: Can you sell me a yard of pork? BUTCHER: Certainly, sir. CTO as- sistantbz Here, Bill, give this gentle- man three pig's feet. Q ae wk 7k DOCTOR Cto small invalidD: Now, young man, are you going to let me see you put your tongue out? LITTLE BOY: Not likely! I've been walloped too often for that! DAME LAURA NIGHTINGALE . Florence Nightingale was called the Lady of the Lamp. She was the only nurse in the time of the Great War. Many of the wounded soldiers lay sick in bed. She knew how they needed help so she pretended to drive her cow through the country until she came to these sick men and nursed many soldiers. GENUINE L.S.C.I. HOWLER.,, , ' 5' I .3-E.-' 'ir ' , 5 ii 2' 0 if gil im I H2 matfvcmfedo g hafcfdf before retgirlnf ,A TEACHER: Wha.t cowlis noted for its milk? A. MORTON: Magnesia. TEACHER: Yes, they sell her milk at all the drug stores. ik ik Pk A collector of scrap' iron was noisily trundling his barrow along a very narrow road. Behind him George Ross impatiently sounded his horn in an endeavour to pass. The iron merchant looked around at the car, and tlaen addressed the driver: ' All right, sir, don't be in such a hurry. I'll call for it tomorrow. X
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