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T H E R E V I E W 65 M Fon SALE! FOR SALE!! 'N V ' - X Wh 'll b my magazine? A lt'saa nicgybig book and Ppleasant reading. Wha'1l buy my magazine 'I - 1- just freshly off the press. I 1 , -', . - 5 When you were dozin' in your beds, - Nl' Xl ' l ' -I Our editors with splitting heads, ' 'fx 3 x Were seeking jokes and wise things said. X3 x - Which to the hungry press are fed. I ' Wha'll buy my magazine? ' Come on now, don't be mean. 3 11 ' , Wha'll buy my magazine? g A 5 - .--.- L It's the best you've ever seen. r L :la-f - A QT --Chas. Seager lWith Apologies.D Huw llwrr Lam! Y g g HEAD LIGHTS Editor-Waller Shrives. Gerald Wyanl, Leslie Wheable, Megan McNaughlon, Christine Bell, Geoffrey Miller, May Spears. SECRETARIES Secretaries of any organiza- tions have not an enviable position, and the secretaries of the school organizations will no doubt agree with the following: :If he writes a letter it's too long. If he sends a postcard it's too short. If he issues a bulletin, he's a spendthrift. If he attends a committee meet- ing he's butting in. If he stays away he's a shirker. If he offers suggestions he's a know-all. y If he says nothing he's useless. If the attendance at a meeting is slack he should have called up the members. If he calls them up he's a pest. If he asks a member for his subscription he's insulting. If he doesn't he's lazy. If a meeting is a success the committee gets the praise. If it's a failure the secretary gets the blame. If he asks for advice he's incom- petent. If he does not he's swollen- headed. ' Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, If the others won't do it the, secretary must. PAROD IES One more unfortunate Won't pay attention, Sent to the office To get a detention. See now her lovely brow Furrowed with care, How could they treat her so, Young and so fair? Stare not so scornfully 'Tis not a mystery, Think of her mournfuly Studying history. Studying gloomily Spurred on continuallyg Friends all gone home- Might write a poem. Still all alone she sits Long after fourg Plans are all shot to bits- Won't shirk any more. Owning her weakness Her lack of attention, And leaving with meekness The room of detention. -Marion Murray. - fBr1fige of Sighsl. I saw the spires of Central As I was passing by, The red spires of Central Against the cold gray sky. My heart bled for the Central- lights Who went inside to die. The days go slow at Central, The long reproachful days, The hoary teaching staff look down To stop all thoughts of play. But when the school bell rings at four Six hours homework-what a bore! fSpires of Oxfordl. -Bette Hueston. Shakespeare had a Phrase For lt. For the Laundress- Out damn- ed spot. -Macbeth. For the Diver- I fain would die a dry death. -Tempest. For the Bootblack- Ay, there's the rub. -Hamlet. For the Student- Shall I not take mine ease. -Henry lVth. For the Tenant- See what a rent. -Julius Caesar. For the Basketball Coach- Do not saw the air too much. WHam- let. For the Detention Studentsful have done the state some service. M-Othello. AS WE SEE THE!! was-.A ,wgmr ' few We W! 4 :,f'a1 ,V ' f fl , ,, 44 2 ,M A ff L9 Z .,,, ...am Q Nl ' n., In ffflamff x N M, , ' an Vi' , . ' 'Xl f if l 'meflifi 'KT' is 7- . X fi! 2 Ke Q - ' um, Y- ' Bl' N ! A - 1 I Zag tw . J ii nv.-Eli-dw l ci iiA L' . f 4 I 'ET-T 1-- L ' , ,iv -2.-.. -- rs X F- . ... 'I' ng lf' 'C N I--1l? 'Q,,? ' umenm.
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64 TI-IE REVIEW SCHULE DAIES CVVith Apologies to Chaucerj In ye goode olde daies beyond recall I didn't go to schule at alle Y on daies were full of peace- fulle bliss And alle daie longe I think of this. When I was smalle, tu snzalle in fact I began nii schule and never lacked T The joie that thrills the youth- fule harte When to ye schule he startes to starte. But ini joie did knot laste longe A nd sune I sang a sorrie songe. For I nu to ini disniae That I could never have ini sae. A nd so fruni that farre daie to this Su1nthing's allewaies bin arn-iss Whene'er I rise to voice ini wurd They calle ini thots just tu absurde. And suin daies I rniss ini schule For which I oft ani called a fule Juste tu talk with beaste and burrde And sae surn things I 'rn glad arn't hurrde. -lflfilsorz. Reason. o 0,0 TRUTH is STRANGER THAN FICTION The blizzard raged-blinding snow wet him to the skin, and the cold biting wind chilled him through as he struggled, gasping, panting, ever struggling onward. His head was bent against the driving hail as he trudged through the snow. Suddenly he pushed on harder, trying to reach his goal. Then before him loomed his destination --he ran forward eagerly- stumbled into Central just as the bell rang. .-Rulli Detwiler. The room was silent with breath- less expectation. The throbbing of the weary organ became slower. XXI I-IOW CENTRAL STUDENTS GOT THEIR NAMES How did Central students acquire such strange names? Intensive search failed to give a clue to this mystery. Recently, however, work- men, repairing the corner-stone of our scholastic home, discovered a parchment which had apparently been placed there at the time the build- ing was erected. It contained the following story which archaeologists, who have read it, declare might reasonably account for the origin of the names of some of those now enrolled in our school. The Strong, Young, English King gave a Ball. Invitations were sent to dignitaries of Church and state. The Butler admitted the Guests into the great Hall. These included an Earl, a Pope, a Bishop, a Dean, a Judge, Parsons and two Dam-piers. The Cook who had ordered a large Fish was horrified when a Whale was delivered. This will not do, cried the King! Let us go Hunt a Fox. All were Keene to go and they set out for the Woods. Before long they caught sight of a Gray Wolf but were unable to hit the Mark. l'Crouch here on the Moss and keep your Gunn ready. Something May come by, said the King. This Ruse was successful. Soon a Dean came in sight over a Little Hill, and with one Schott the Judge was able to Pierce it from be-Hynd., They gave a Strong Porter a Nickle to put the game in Sachs and carry it Back to the banquet Hall. Served with Mustard and with Beanfsl and delicious rolls which the Baker made from Whit Flower, supplied by the King's Miller, a Wright good time was had by all. Ac- cording to the Storey, the party broke up without a single Aikenhead. -Leslie Wheable. I-IOROSCOPE As I gaze into the future, to the years that are to be For our famous London Central many changes do I see. The students come in aeroplanes, the teachers come in cabs The students soon discover that there are not any labs. They are not bored by Latin, there's no such thing as Greek. But Arithmetic classes are had by all, as often as once a week. The hours are greatly lessened. We do not come till ten, e At twelve o'clock the school bell rings to let us out again We're back again at two o'clock and study hard till three, Our labours are over for the day,' and now we're served high tea. We do not toil for hours at night, with books piled 3 feet high Nor worry lest our small attempts next day will not get by. The teachers do the' homework, while the students gadabout . They memorize the Caesar and the Virgil lines they sprout tFor information on sprouting lines see Miss O'NeiD Now on our well-trained teaching staj there's not a single crank. Each takes a joke with kindly smile and laughs at a clever prank. For every day a Comp. is late, a mark is added on And if it's handed in on time, our chance to pass is gone. Half days are given for rugby games, and also swimming meets. While frequently we have a day for special kinds of treats. It grieves me much to think of these as changes yet to come, But the happy thought of such a pass, just makes my senses hum. is - Hilaire Little. The heavy silence between each beat became longer. Would the struggle be too great? It was a critical stage. Faintly came a chime from the village church which seemed to try to guide the faltering beats. Slower-slower- slower .until, overcome by the ter- rific struggle, the clock stopped. -Jean McNally. I He sat with a worried frown on his handsome face, his long slender white hands gripping the ends of the shining table top. He must tell them now. Could not the gods whisper to him what he must answer to this startling question. Yes, it came now from directly behind him. Na CLO2 Sir. -Isabel Cruickshank.
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