London Central Secondary School - Golden Glimpses Yearbook (London, Ontario Canada)

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Tl-IE REVIEW When I Set Out for C. C. I. MARION FACEY III. Year When I set outfor C. C. I. About eight blocks away, The frost was in the air. And hydro lit my sleepiness W'hen I set outfor C. C. I. About eight blocks away. What would bechance at C. C. I . While I was 'working' there. No teacher dare declare Nor did the wisest parent guess W'hat hours were spent in idleness While I was fooling there. Iflfhen I came back from C. C. I. Witli nonsense in my head Al y friends all sadly said All knowledge learned was dead, When I came back from C. C. I. With nonsense in my head. ae wk Pk TI-IE SOO If you are travelling for pleasure If you are traveling for fun If you are travelling at leisure Or to make a little A'mon. If you want to die in transit Before your trip is through You never need to chance it- Get a ticket to the Soo. They run all trains at midnight Because they think it pays. They never run by daylight And never on week days. The train they call the passenger Is laid out for the freight The conductor sends a message To say she's two days late. I once drove into Fessenden Some time in early june. They said the train was due there then But might not come 'til noon. She did not come at all that day I asked the agent why. He said he really couldn't say. There'd be one in july. I drove to Harvey for Sunday rest. My livery I released. But Monday trains do not go west Saturday none go east. Two days I stayed-I hate to tell, I swore 'till the air turned blue, I'd go to L. in ai diving bell Before I'd take the Soo. -Anon. ONLY A DAY ILLUSTRATED BY HELEN WONG Big Ben wakes me up again When I arrive I'm in a flurry if l A speech or two from a teacher, Ifear 1' - -:fl -1-..- r till . ' ' Y On the other side the're's Jean and Phill ming U6 Then out to lunch-the same old thing L32 , Ax: F orget about work and have some fun. Xi X N X N QQ? 5 Qsgskixwkgxxx x X 5 ,w g A .Sass N N M, X .... Ss I' X X S Hi! the hay Ding-a-ling-a-ling-a-lain Big Ben wakes me up again. Oh dear, the bell rings on the dot And here is hoping my cofee's hot. There goes the bell aringing eight, Where is that Latin that I hate? Eight-fifteen says St. Paul's clock, And I see the girls all in a flock. I get my books in such a hurry When I arrive I 'm in a flurry The bell starts ringing and school has begun Out with books and away with fun. English first and then P. E. Next the subject I never could see. French, of course, and then we hear, A speech or two from a teacher I fear That subject History will come next Then is Botany I 'll be vexed. Then out of school the gang will flow And I'll see a lot of kids I know There's Slick and Dick and Jack and Bill: On the other side there's Jean and Phill, But who could that be playing tennis Why, don't you know, it's Harry Dennis. Then out to lunch the same old thing Something else why don't they bring Up from the table I grab a book, Open it up and take a look My little alarm says one o'clock I 'll have to go to be with the flock. Then to Latin, Miss Thomson you know Geography next with marks so low. Then is Algebra and I confess When I get in there I 'll be a mess. The bell it rings, and school is done Forget about work and have some fun. Then we have dinner and what a dish To-day is Friday and thus it's fish I go to a show and laugh with glee How happy I am it's plain to see. I turn of the lights and hit the hay Oh well, it's just another day. -Norman J. Whipfler,

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Il-IE REVIEW 61 I .34 is .sr 'o co in . .J fn ICeE+IXl+TeR+AeLe W., .- ' - N . I 5 7 Q '-- v' Av? - Q' Q3 - it-.-.-.f-.-.-.:.I I i - ft f mteiwnw 'X 1. ic Lx J al.. I k-,J V Q i D.. IContinued from last yearl - - UC7'y, and yOu cry al07'L6 PUNCH WANT ADS. 44 Wm 255, A DARK DEED They never pay. ' I bk If you have anything to buy, sell or . fgxkx 5 -gayiellfgfl 2420777 rent, X W A L QA a .wg zgz Don't phone us-Met. 123. YW' I . Q7 gleagf glfinln Wanted-A room by two gentle- X ig' ea y ivme men, about thirty feet long and ' xx Faint heart thirty feet wide. '11 New flwfhfs Wanted- Furnished apartment, 1 gr GZUSSN Sffflff suitable for gentleman with fold- , f U '71 . Hand Clwlfllfs mg doors' , . . T I , I Little courage Wanted-Respectable widow wants ' ' D All done washing for Tuesday. INQUISITWE Chakmg gwggg For Sale-Piano, by a lady with CENTRALITES Deed done carved legs. - B. F lat-Music teacher. Acme Clothing Store-is offering Willzozzl shudder Heart retail Calmly drinks GATHER INFORMATION ABOUT THE ANTIPODES. 1 an exceptional value in two-pants Nole-This Kangaroo cannot Castor Oil suits at 33.50. They won't last Jump backward. -Sm. Spojord long. .M E. W .ma W.. M fmwf, ,, For Rent-A strictly modern 6- room house, by Mrs. Smith, freshly painted inside and out. Are You-Suffering from a general run-down condition? Do you sometimes get so despondent that you feel as if you would like to die? Put your case in my hands and get immediate results. Dr. I. Dope M. A- The New Ply M Baker-Admin ably suited to the needs of the tired business man with a large family. It is a snappy one- seated model with a quick get- 2lW3.y. i myviwm W hm-V The Cutlem Barber Shop-Wishes to announce that while our building is being remodelled our customers will be shaved in the back. gg Wanted-A man to take care of a horse, who can speak German. Wanled-'A boy who can open oysters with references. Wanted-A position in a cabaretg no bad habits: willing to learn. -Leslie Wheable. AS PLANNED I think you will admit, sir, that the quality of my work during the last five years has been such that other students of the institution find it rather difficult to reach the standard I have set. I speak more in pain than in anger when I say that it has been a matter of profound surprise to me to note that you have not seen fit to acknowledge my value to the institution by giving me a timetable suiting my own personal wants. I think that I may say that I have been patient. I have con- tinued my efforts with unremitting zeal, and I think that I may Hatter myself that my endeavours have not been without result. Many stu- dents of this centre of learning have faithfully followed the example that I have set, and have therefore improved greatly their attitude toward school activities. I am sorry to have to force you into a decision but I think I owe it to myself to say candidly that unless you see the matter in the same way I do, I shall feel obliged to go to someonein a position to give me exactly what I desire in the way of a timetable. vi: rk :if AS DELIVERED If you are not too busy, sir, there is something I would like to speak to you about. In fact, the truth of the matter, in fact, is exactly- well,sir, I was precisely wondering whether-ofcourse I know this is a bad time-but to tell you the truth, sir, I have been wondering - of course it is just as you think best and I wouldn't think of insisting, but after all, perhaps I have made a mistake in mentioning it, but I was thinking that possibly you might bear in mind the idea of a new timetable for me at some future date.

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TI-IEREVIEW 63 BELIEVE IT OR NOT Don Miller says that coffee poured down the sink will purify it. His father has long advocated this method of disposing of the coffee made by Don. Wilson Reason and Chuck Seager say that many of their big song hits have been written in bed when they couldn't sleep. Insomnia is a terrible infliction. Bob Tamblyn says that during the summer somebody stole his watch, which was out of order. He declares that if he catches him he'll see to it that he gets the right time. John Moore says Ripe plums help to keep you slim, but you must be careful not to add too many stones to your weight. -n ' . 4 ' 5 .v 'Nl' -I ' rpfzff, -,lffl fl I-.'.ff Marion Keene says the average man is enough to prove that any s woman will take a joke. THE THUNDER FALLS The thunder falls on Ceutral's walls, And gloomy classrooms old in error, The light reflects on every desk, And lazy pupils leap ln terror. Work, students, work, get your pencils flying, Work, students, work, or you'll soon be sighing. s , n L ,f l , I tn-4 'Y ' of I ,i ii? iffy , ' f 1 If 1 1 ,f 7 ls f f 1 I I 1,1 ,1 f XIV I ,I !7,QfIy 1-1'.1f',fzff f,' , .N.'of! ' M T s L L I ' HOME FROM we mar ms PARTY O hark O hear how thin and clear, mm ,MI The old excuses used aga1'11,' - O harsh and loud with all heads bowed, The teacher says Come use your brain . Ilfork, students, work, your fingers to the bone, Ilfork, students, work, or 'twill be late when you get home. -cnfxs. SEAGER fwith apologiesj. HILAI RE LITTLE'S TITLES OF NEW BGDK5 IN OUR LIBRARY ELECTION SPEECH Mr. Chairman, Worthy Con- testants, and Fellow Pupils, 'Please I lend a little ear to my pleas' and HUNGEZ H61-3lTEZ5'alC-C.1.c4p-5751214 fz.o5FMj . 9 - 0 , 'tad-.cya 'v i 7 :: a 2 1 . X A n Q K 1 .5 s 9 Q ar 6 ' sees-tow ee .f I io. w- Q 1 grae Yr t 2 AQ :freer - . ,, u., N I Q 5' y ff., ,.,. 1 , 5: ft.-L - V. -'I .. yy' ,- - I J - - Z., A ., '.'Q,,,F',,,v ff, .7 vi .i, ,m.f:.,.1 .1 fi.. ,,,3.g,- 3 uf l' as W ,U '- X! f , ,, G ,, .. . .' 70 I 4 4 '1 ,f v .pw at-,az 'Wf9,.'..,'z.',f,-,,.1.:+ r,?.'.:'10n:qw,n I Ai,5:'.'e ' j Q'-515,141-:gg: G I 5 9 x 'v Q 5 I I C, -. Zj.'.' '.. c-.- L1 ' .-14' -,Q-:gig I , . , -f c. . . - -J e- ' iff: 4 ' .,- U 7 p. 'X V' 9 1 y 3 Q, - v, t5f '? ?5g, f?? ?d2- Y f'?'5 t92 , I Q, . 'W' M1c,2o5E 'WI E Hufvrfzs i gi A CzobMZ.L.c.cr U Q Q Q ' E1 I T I IJ ' C1414 ozsfv Or F45 DAWN il? .pen oglgxuf , WINE 'I'LL MAKE HAY WHILE THE SUN SHINES,' for I feel as 'FIT AS A FIDDLE,' 'WITH MY EYES WIDE OPEN.' Last night-at 'ONE MINUTE TO ONE' I thought to myself 'AND I STILL DO' that 'IT'S FUNNY TO EVERYONE BUT ME.' It is 'TRUE' that 'FOR ALL WE KNOW' 'I MAY NEVER HAVE A CHANCE' to appeal to you again. Now, to my nominators 'THANKS' said 'STRAIGHT FROM THE SHOULDER. RIGHT FROM THE HEART.' 'MAY I' for 'ONCE IN A LIFE TIME' ask you to 'DO ME A FAVOUR.' Don't be a 'SLEEPY- HEAD,' 'PUT ON YOUR OLD GRAY BONNET' and come out and vote for Hilaire Little for Treasurer of the Girls' Athletic Association and 'I'LL BE FAITH- FUL. ' il! Bk HIC lk Orlon Hall- My father's a teacher, I can be educated for nothing. Aleck Young- That's nothing, my father's a clergyman, I can be good for nothing.