Lompoc High School - La Purisima Yearbook (Lompoc, CA)

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I, Emma Martinetti, being of sound mind and body, will to my brother, Wfilliam, the ability to learn shorthand better than I. AIVIBITION-To shorten the distance between Lompoc and Santa Barbara, so that I can come home every night. Q I, Alice Silva, being of no mind and just about no body, do hereby will and bequeath my ability to play basketball to Sylvia Huntley, hoping that she will profit by it in the future. AlVlBITION4To grow up-and remain that way. tHa-Haj I, Betty Barca, would like to bequeath to Suzy Romano the ability to carry on life, hard as it is, and to forget about her nose as efficiently as I. AIVIBITION-To see the 20th century and hear the pronunciation of 2001, I, Roger Wright Westmont, having an oversized mind fastened to no particular body Cthat7s what education does for youj, do hereby will my abil- ity to play basketball to Doug Adkins because he doesnlt need it, my clarinet to anyone that can play a lower note than I Ctry itj, and to Beverly I will my proficiency to get straight A75 andfor anything else she might want. AMBITION-To know more about books than Mr. Wood. I, Shirley King, being of sound mind and body, will my excess weight to Sylvia Huntley, knowing she will benefit by it. AIVIBITION-To get out of school. I, Don Knoll, being of unsound mind and not much body, do hereby will my ability to play baseball Cif anyD to Richard Bromser, my love for the eighth graders to George '4Bones Lavenson, my ability to wiggle my ears to Carolyn uFreddie,' Petersen, my habit of saying L'Hi instead of MHello', to Joy Ramos, my skill at giving book reports from classic comics to Herb Schroeder, and last but not least, I leave my marked five-hundred deck and bright red sweater to Carolyn Daisy Maew Lovelace. AIVIBITIGN-To go on to college, and someday to either play profes- sional baseball or be a coach. I, Frank A. Winter, being of thin mind and broad body, will and be- queath to Burke Anderson and Chuck Maxwell Wilson my ability to French inhale, knowing that they have in the past, and will in the future, put it to good and constant use. To Lois and Katie I leave my only volume of How to Win Friends and Influence People. AMBITION-To nationalize the oil industry. I, Joyce Barger, having been blessed Cthough somewhat skimpilyj with both intellect and torso Cneed I say more?J, do hereby will and bequeath to one Joyce Hanson my natural curly hair Cfalong with a TONI kitl and brown eyes, with instructions for proper use of the latter. Now in case she cannot control the brown eyes, I also will her my diamond studded dark glasses. AIVIBITION-To find a career that requires no ambition. I, Betty Woodfin, suddenly discovering myself in a loving and enlight- ened mind, do will and bequeath my ability to love every girl,s boy-friend, and none in particular, to Jeanie Sullivan, knowing she will profit by it in the coming years. AIVIBITION--To obtain in life a pattern of living which yields com- plete peace of mind. I, Stuart Dodds, being of sound mind and body, do hereby make my last will and testament. To Dean lVIorehart I will my ability to finish a year of college before graduating from high school. A good stunt if you can do it. AIVIBITION-To set a new speed record between Santa Maria and Lompoc in my hopped up Pontiac. I, Pat Key, will my ability to stay away from married men to Clarice Olson, CRight Kenney C.?j and my ability to ditch school to Gloria Wisdom. AMBITION-To be able to henpeck my husband. I, Louise Hurt, being of sound mind and quite a bit of body, do hereby will my ability never to be late to school to Shirley Schutz. AIVIBITION-To graduate. I, Fleanor Bailey, being of microscopic mind and experimental body, do hereby will to Pat Sudden all of my bad characteristics. I'm tired of them! She can have 'emll AMBITION--Lots of it!

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I, John Woodfin, discovering myself in a loving and enlightened mind Qfor a changej do will and bequeath my ability to love every boy's girl, and one in particular, Qfreshman, that isD to Chris Friis, hoping that by my ex- ample his flirtatious abilities may greatly improve. AIVIBITION-To sell snowballs to the Amazons, and heating pads to the Eskimos. I, Lena Mae Burns, will my SENIOR PROBLEIVIS book to the most out- standing junior. AMBITION-To become a typist. I, Dolores Yvonne Phelps, being of nice character and sane QI hope, by the time you read thisb mind, do hereby will and bequeath my job as annual editor to any fashion-inclined junior. CTl1c new look in this case-strait jacketsj AMBITION-Never to waste a moment on mediocre effort, inconse- quential things, or uninteresting people. I, Isadore Trigueiro, being of weak mind and strong body do hereby will to Chris Friis my hot motorcycle, and to my brother, Kenny, all my gold footballs. AMBITION--To get married to a little sophomore girl if she'll have me-and to get out of Lompoc. I, Jim Lance, having no mind and less body do hereby will and be- queath my ability to play Rachmaninoff's f'Prelude in C Sharp Minor to Kenny Milligan, because he loves the classics so, and because he has such a deep appreciation of the fine, cultural things of life. AIVIBITION-To be the undercover man in a mattress factory, also to be able to recognize birds as well as D. T. Wood. I, Robert Lee Milligan, being of unsound mind and 4F, and an odd ball in the human race, hereby will all my abilities, which are few, to my buddy, Dick Anderson, hoping he will have as much fun as I have had. AIVIBITION-To marry the girl of my dreams. CWhat an ambition.D I, Roger Pacheco, will my ability to tell stories to an old pal. AMBITION-Not to worry about books anymore. I. Fredrick Charles Richards, Jr., being of sound mind and body. do hereby will to Jimmy Dutra my Hcrushv on a certain girl, whose initials are C. P. CI have no further use for my 'fcrushf' on herb. To Bob Crolley, I leave my ability to put on weight. To the above girl Uimmyfs new girlj, I leave my undying love. To all the boys who will join the stage and light crew, I leave my ability to get out of class, especially gym. Last, but not least, to T. N. T., I leave the hope that somebody will make her very happy. AIVIBITION-To go to the Naval Academy at Annapolis, and maybe become an officer. I, Clifford Roland Robinson, being of foggy mind and medium body, do hereby will to Johnny Brabeck, a freshman, the ability to restrain himself when around my car when I am not there, and to Greg Howell, a fellow sen- ior, the will not to yell at people when playing cards, and not to talk back to waitresses. To LeRoy I-Ioefler I will the good sense to sell his 'fhotw QD rod and buy a motorcycle. AMBITION-U. S. Navy. I, Billy Bonham, being of sound mind and healthy body, do hereby will and bequeath to Ronnie Hooker my luck in a poker game, and my knowledge of the correct way to Los Angeles, I give to Bob Almanzo, knowing they will both profit by my gifts-mostly Ronnie. AIVIBITION-To live happily until I die. I, Doug Hitchen, being of cramped mind and bulky body, do hereby will all of my bruised and broken bones to any one who goes out for football, hoping they can get by with fewer injuries than I did. Also to my cousin, Har- lan, I will my big feet, hoping they take him as many places as they have taken me. AlVIBITION+E1eanor.

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I, Peggy Ennis, being of neurotic mind and corroded body, do hereby will and bequeath my horn-rimmed glasses to Joyce Hanson, knowing it will add to her glamour. I also will my everloving thanks to Mrs. Beldinker for making me GUI,-LAMER-OUS. AMBITIONaTo remodel Frankie Winter's car so the doors and win- dows open. I, Nino Magdaleno, being of sound mind QD and plenty of body, do Izcreby will and bequeath to Ronald Hooker my ability to call centipedes. AMBITION-To own Joe's Joint. I, Willie Jimenez, being of sound mind and body too, do hereby will my height and my athletic ability to Dick Bromser, who will need it in his future years Cin Lompoc Highj with coach Emil Such. AMBITION-To play pro football or be a coach. I, Doug Reed, will my I. D. bracelet and block sweater to Billie Ren- nie who already has them, I will my ability to play basketball to Don Klaas- on, my ways of getting out of class to Phil Wall. AMBITION-To be as successful in the Army as my father. I, Audry Valdez, will my finished homework to my comrade, Phoebe Romero, because she was so nice to me while I was at Lompoc. AMBITION-To become a nurse. I, Kathryn Todd Mundell, being of weak mind and run-down body will, without regret, all my headaches brought about by being editor of ye old 'LSmoke Signal , to Myrna Iott, hoping she will have a large supply of aspirin on hand at all times. AMBITION-To continue with myhammering, although it will be in a more constructive way. CA carpenter perhapsj I, Theresa Flores, being of sound mind and broken-down body here- by will to Earlene Newby my ability as usherette, also my ability for eating a candy bar without fear of being caught. AMBITION-To have a beauty shop of my own someday-and not in Lompoc! I, James David Smith, being of sound mind and lanky body, do hereby will and bequeath my taxi service at noon to Phil Wall. I know he will bene- fit by it, and also gain an empty gas tank. AMBITION-To be a bachelor. I, Sally Wells, having a good mind and body, will my math ability and straight, short hair to Sethene Compton, who has long curly hair. AMBITION--To be a home economics teacher. I, Joan Bryson, being of wandering mind, Cwe won't mention the bodyJ do hereby will to Bonnie Milligan my ability to get along so well with Chris QYAKD, hoping that she will have as much fun arguing with him as I have had. QNo offense Friis, I love you and you know it.D AMBITION-To see what lies beyond these brown hills of ours, QAnd a question without his coming back with, What's the matter, Ya Worried?7' CUGHID I don't mean Solvang either-Bealj. and to just once ask Friis I, Jessie DeBolt, being of little mind and lots of body, do hereby will and bequeath my ability to take shorthand and to type fast UD to Ethel Cass, an up-and-coming freshman, as she will need it in order to keep up with the professors in college. Also, I will my ability to drive to Maurice Hoag with a warning against intoxicated drivers, stressing the act of keeping both hands on the wheel and urging him to keep his eyes glued on four points: in the middle of the road ahead, the rear view mirror, and the periphery of both left Hlld right eyes. AMBITION-To finish four liretful years of college. teach Iwo years, take a trip to Europe, and help over there, then come back 'lo America to study conditions here, and to teach until the right man comes along . . . if ever.