Lompoc High School - La Purisima Yearbook (Lompoc, CA)

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I, Gertrude Shoemaker, being of unstable mind and crippled body helreby will and bequeath all my A's Qwhich I dicln't get from Mr. XVoodj to Lucille Begg. Hes got them hidden somewhere! Ambition-To graduate! I, Robert Emil Scolari, having had, at one time or another, a sound mind and a body, do hereby will twill that isj my artistic ability to draw the smooth, slender curves of the female figugre to VVillie Jimenez. Ambition-To give Varga some stiff competition. I, Domenico Signorelli, being of sound mind and body, hereby will my ability to keep quiet in the classroom to .lack VValdschmidt, who certainly needs it. Ambition-To become a lawyer. I, Hilda Silva, will my driving ability to my little sister Emily, hoping she will be able to see over the stee'ring wheel. Ambition-To be a good cook. I, Forrest Fooey Staffanson, do hereby will or bequeath, which ever is easier to Prof. Seffens the keys to the music practice rooms so that in case any of his pupils, having an instrument class preceding a science class, get locked in, he may grelease them for their science session. Ambition-To settle down to a nice quiet job like being the president of the U. S. A. or something. I, Irene Snyder, being of unsound mind and plenty of body, do hereby will my shy personality to Dee Olingerg it didnlt do me any good. Ambition-To figure out a way to lose weight without exercising or diet- ing. I, Jessie Ann Stewart, do hereby will my long fred hair to Verda McCall. Ambition-I haven't any. I, Mary Stradiotto, being of crooked body and part mind, will my sound sleep in Civics to any on-coming senior who can get away with it. E Amibtion-To make something of myself tif I have timej. I, William P. Swanson, Ir., cl: , in all consideration, will my abundant supply of school spirit to the faculty, and my special love for my Alma Mater to Mgr. Hull, hoping that in the years to come they will use it to make this the best school in the tri-counties. I, Irma lvilliams, being of sound mind and body, do hereby will my job of driving bus to Anna Mendez, in hope that she may have better lucky and to Red Collier, I will my ability not to tell everybody everything that I see and hear. Ambition-To shorten the distance between the jalama District and Lompoc. I, Virginia XYilliams, being of sound mind and body, do heireby will and bequeath my ability to get along with Mr. King to anyone who will have the courage to undertake two years of bookkeeping. Ambition-To be ambitious. I, Rollie Martin, being of stimulated mind and artificial body, do hereby will my 1946 Buick Convertible, Penthouse on Park Avenue, Beach Home in Santa Monica, 5 Bloodhounds, 2 bodyguards and my l servant and 10 maids to Bob Bagrnes. I also will my 2 joke cracking parrots to Mr. VVood. Ambition-To tell the truth. I, Marvel Roberts, will my ability to finger wave hair to Glenna Rae llooker, hoping she will profit by it. -Xmbition-To learn to drive on a muddy road.

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I, Clyde Marquart, having the usual brain and torso, do, at this point, will my ability to make clever, cunning, and cutting remarks to Doug McClellan, since he will need this addition to perfect the art. Ambition-To increase the size of my harem. I, Grace McKinley, being of sound mind Quo remarksllj and body, do hereby will and bequeath my red curly hair to Adele Lind and my position, as Art Editor on the Newspaper Staff, to Joanne Galbraith. Ambition-To design clothes for June Haver. I, Mary Moore, being of sound mind and body do hereby will to Suetta Mae Robinson my ability to purchase intriguing blouses, knowing she will profit by it!! Yeh. Ambition-Build a better mouse-trap! I, Dick Mortensen, do hereby will my ability to be picked on by two brutes Qnamely, Millar and Schutzj, to Bill Bonham, ANUTHER muscular person. I, Thelma Murray, being of sound mind, do hereby will my ability to get to school on time, or even get to school, to anyone who can benefit by it. I, Richard Negus, possessing a sound mind and body, will all my various abilities to LeRoy Hoefler, knowing that he can use them. Ambition-To see the world CC1et out of Lompocj. I, Molly O Connor, being sound both of mind and body, do hereby will and bequeath to Eddie Schutz my light hair. Next year when bottled hair comes around he wonlt have to worry. I, Jack Uneal, being of sound mind and body do hereby will and bequeath my melodious voice to Frank Sinatra. I, Helen Oursler, in a body, will my jug of turpentine to any artistic junior. K Ambition-To be a psychoanalist. I, Patricia Proud, do hereby will and bequeath the extra credits I have accumulated to any needy junior so that he may enjoy legally the bene- fits of free periods and more than one study hall. Ambition-To attain the impossible-pass English A. I, Bob Tiney Robison, being of sound mind and body? do hereby will my big and strong body to Chris Friis in hope that he will be able to make the world look up to him Ambition-To become a great coach and bring a football squad back and beat the pants off of Coach Lair and his squad. I, Adelina Santos, do he,reby will and bequeath to Alice Silva, my abil- ity to type fifty-five words per minute. Ambition-To keep traveling and meeting different people. I, Bob Ross, knowing it makes not the slightest bit of difference to any- one whether l'm sane or not, do hereby commence with the dispensing of my virtues among the more needy undergraduates. My overwhelming modesty con- cerning all of my outstanding accomplishments I bequeath to Clarice Olson. My habit of cornering some helpless individual to torture with the monologue of my latest achievements I relinquish to Charles Deering. Last and least I leave my scholastic record to jack XYZ1lClSCll11llKlt, who would have probably graduated anyway. Ambition-My own airport.

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