Lompoc High School - La Purisima Yearbook (Lompoc, CA)

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I, Bob Hapgood, do hereby will my allegedly heart-shaped tor was it shell-like?j ears to Doug McClellan. He can have them! Ambition-I want to be HAPPY! I, Patricia Hilderbrand, being of sound mind fsome people just don't agree with me!j and body, do hereby will and bequeath my two periods of of- fice to Beverly Alexander, hoping she will be of more help to Katie than I ever was. Ambition-To be an executive of a large business firm. 1, Lenore Hoag, being of sound mind and body do hereby will as my last testimony our Thursday afternoon excursions in Irma's car to some worldly junior, knowing that the outdoors and variety of scenery will compensate for any and all book-learning. lost. Ambition-To go to IQ. C. if I have to move the whole darn campus down to the Valley Beautiful. I, George Henry Hobbs, being of sound mind and lots of body, it says here, do hereby will and with no sentiment attached, my very meek and demure manner to one person in this school that certainly needs it. If you don't know whom I mean, come and ask me. Ambition-To find some college that will adapt its standards to my par- ticular case and in the end to receive a B. S. degree tflah! Hahlj I, Peggy Holland, will and bequeath my short, curly red hair to Irma Bortolazzo and my sister, Mary, hoping that they use as good a dye as I did. Ambition-To take a business course in college and become Mr. King's private secretary. I, Stan Hollister, being of sound mind and body hereby will my farming ability to Kenny Cross in hopes that he will become a successful side hill. Ambition-To start a private freight air lines that will allow me to stay in bed after falrmers' hours. I, MB. Hoover, being brainless mentally and disgusted physically, will my one and only pair of nylons to Eleanor Bailey, ho-ping they will travel as to as much fun as they did while in my care twith the nightly care of LUX that is U Ambition-To heal the weak, Bob!! Qsee belowj. I, Bob Hudson, being of sound mind and weak body do hereby will my ability to grow a car from a piece of junk to Justin Crowell, who seems to have done vice versus. Ambition-To be a gentleman farmer. ' I, George Ingamells, being of sound mind and mangled body do hereby will my ability to ditch and get white slips to Doug Hitchen. Ambition-Keep out of the army! H I, Mae Kenny, being sound of both mind and hotly, do hereby will my ability to beg, borrow, or steal a ride home to any overworked and deserving future senior. Ambition-My ambition is to-well, I'm just not that ambitious, I, Tom Kitaguchi, do hereby will and bequeath mv abilitv to sleep in Algebra and get good grades in school to the pupils that are planning to take Algebra. Ambition-To become somebody that is worth something, sometime some day. i I, Esperanza Luna, being of sound mind and able body, do hereby will to Aurora, my sister, my gym shoes so that she won't have to buv a new pair. Ambition-'l'o live as happily as l can in the wav of the Lord in mv future years. '

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SENIOR .WILLS AND AMBITIONS I, Vivien Adkins, do hereby will my record breaking attendance to Betty Cutting so that she will be the only girl to be a member of both the Scholarship and De-merit societies. Ambition-T o grow-another U8 inch. I, Bob Alexander, being without mind and with unsound body, do hereby will my ability to pile IO kids in my Ford to Bob Hilderbrand, knowing he will need it if he keeps his. Ambition-To get a Buick. I, Lawrence Armstrong, will my deferment that I was to get to a lower class member in hopes that it will do him good next year. Ambition-T o get out of the Army. I, Marjorie Avila, will and bequeath my ability to keep awake in Civics to joe Avila, hoping that he will be able to overcome his drowsy tendencies to the extent that he will be able to get a passing grade. Ambition--T o be a good cook. I, Margie Azbill, being of sound mind 4 ?j and body, do hereby will my love for school to anybody who likes it LESS than I do. Ambition-To graduate. I, Betty Bonham, being of sound mind and body, do hereby will to Mary Silva, my G. I. and ex-G. I. boy friends, in hope that she will be more faithful to them than I have been. Ambition-To find a job that I won't have to get up early in the morn- ing to go to. I, Phyllis Bryson, do hereby will and bequeath to one Hot Shot Versola my ability to always tell the truth without exaggerating. And to my dear little sister, Joan, I will my way with the boys tlieaven only knows she knows more about it now than I doj. Ambition-To be a dark-room technician at Santa Barbara College. CHuba! I-Iubalj I, Rose Marie Chilson, do hereby will to Eleanor Bailey my ability to drive QU without the aid of a hydramatic! Ambition-After becoming a Brook's graduate, to take the next Senior Class Annual Pics. I, Robert L. Cox, do hereby will my uncanny catching ability to Kenneth Cross. Ambition-To grow a bushy beard so that I may play with the llouse of David baseball team. I, Gertrude Debolt, being sound of mind and too sound of body, bequeath to that up and coming sophofmore, Jessie D'eBolt, my ability to get an A in English, knowing that Miss Ramus will gladly cooperate. Ambition-To become a social service worker. I, Bob Ewing, being of sound mind or body-I don't know which--will and bequeath to all Lompoc High School boys my ability not to get a girl myself. but to flirt with every one else's girl. Ambitious-To stay out of the Army as long as I can. I, joansine Friis, being of sound mind and body hereby will to Dorothy Martin my ability to ditch school without getting caught. Ambition-To be an old maid. I, Virginia jane Grossini, being of no mind and a small body. will and bequeath my gym shorts to Louise Dover, hoping that they will fit her some dav. Ambition-'I'o grow to be six feet tall.

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I, Clyde Marquart, having the usual brain and torso, do, at this point, will my ability to make clever, cunning, and cutting remarks to Doug McClellan, since he will need this addition to perfect the art. Ambition-To increase the size of my harem. I, Grace McKinley, being of sound mind Quo remarksllj and body, do hereby will and bequeath my red curly hair to Adele Lind and my position, as Art Editor on the Newspaper Staff, to Joanne Galbraith. Ambition-To design clothes for June Haver. I, Mary Moore, being of sound mind and body do hereby will to Suetta Mae Robinson my ability to purchase intriguing blouses, knowing she will profit by it!! Yeh. Ambition-Build a better mouse-trap! I, Dick Mortensen, do hereby will my ability to be picked on by two brutes Qnamely, Millar and Schutzj, to Bill Bonham, ANUTHER muscular person. I, Thelma Murray, being of sound mind, do hereby will my ability to get to school on time, or even get to school, to anyone who can benefit by it. I, Richard Negus, possessing a sound mind and body, will all my various abilities to LeRoy Hoefler, knowing that he can use them. Ambition-To see the world CC1et out of Lompocj. I, Molly O Connor, being sound both of mind and body, do hereby will and bequeath to Eddie Schutz my light hair. Next year when bottled hair comes around he wonlt have to worry. I, Jack Uneal, being of sound mind and body do hereby will and bequeath my melodious voice to Frank Sinatra. I, Helen Oursler, in a body, will my jug of turpentine to any artistic junior. K Ambition-To be a psychoanalist. I, Patricia Proud, do hereby will and bequeath the extra credits I have accumulated to any needy junior so that he may enjoy legally the bene- fits of free periods and more than one study hall. Ambition-To attain the impossible-pass English A. I, Bob Tiney Robison, being of sound mind and body? do hereby will my big and strong body to Chris Friis in hope that he will be able to make the world look up to him Ambition-To become a great coach and bring a football squad back and beat the pants off of Coach Lair and his squad. I, Adelina Santos, do he,reby will and bequeath to Alice Silva, my abil- ity to type fifty-five words per minute. Ambition-To keep traveling and meeting different people. I, Bob Ross, knowing it makes not the slightest bit of difference to any- one whether l'm sane or not, do hereby commence with the dispensing of my virtues among the more needy undergraduates. My overwhelming modesty con- cerning all of my outstanding accomplishments I bequeath to Clarice Olson. My habit of cornering some helpless individual to torture with the monologue of my latest achievements I relinquish to Charles Deering. Last and least I leave my scholastic record to jack XYZ1lClSCll11llKlt, who would have probably graduated anyway. Ambition-My own airport.