Lodi High School - Tiger Tales Yearbook (Lodi, OH)

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eS eS Se ARTICLE I ARTICLE II ARTICLE III ARTICLE IV ARTICLE V ARTICLE VI ARTICLE VI ARTICLE VIII ARTICLE IX ARTICLE X ARTICLE XI ARTICLE XII ARTICLE XIII ARTICLE IX SECTION III Evelyn Farnsworth wills Skippy Bryant to Miss Carroll for safe keeping; and her ability to get moved around in Mr. Spechalske’s study hall for talking to Nancy Schondel, who already has a good start, Jo Ellen Hien wills her ability to always get caught doing something she shouldn’t be doing to her sister, Ruth. Loyal Sanford wills his bookkeeping ability to Judy Eaken, in hopes she’ll keep the books balanced next year, Martha Bigley wills her position as Home-Coming queen to her cousin, Darlene. John Warner wills his ability to get along with the football team to his sister, Mildred, Pat Orr wills her ability to keep her mouth shut at the right time to Linda Milkey, who needs it; and her class ring to the person who has it now. Sharon Martin wills her long hair and tremendous height to Birdie Sivard, Frieda Grimm wills her height to Rita Padgett, her laugh to Pat Warner, and her ability to say dumb things without getting slugged to anyone stupid enough to want them. Bonnie Brewster wills her ability to always get to school at the same time every morning (late) to anyone who wants it, Velma Johnson wills her quietness to the two fellows that Mr. Skurvid caught talking one day in sixth period study hall. If the shoe fits, wear it, fellows. Barbara Young wills her ability to get along with Dean Snider to Pat Warner, and Dorothy Aukerman, who are doing a much better job than she is, Anita Horner wills her black and blue marks to anyone with nerve enough to carry them around. Russell Weaver wills his ability to stay in chorus four years and get kicked out only twice to anyone with a face innocent enough to use it, George Benson wills his secret hair oil formula to Dick Snader.

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Fisgggp- ssescrsesorerevoesennenesoosounsooooemenesprertooroomenepenasndenspmenectenerersseteeeeenersiaaa e LAST WILL AND TESTAMENT OF THE CLASS OF 1954 We, the class of 1954, being of sound mind and body, do hereby set up this document as our last will and testament, SECTION I ARTICLE I To Mr. Wood, we leave our brand new government books, It’s a cinch we didn’t use thent much, ARTICLE II To Mr. Skurvid, we leave a quiet sixth period study hall. ARTICLE III To Mrs, Still, we leave all the excuse blanks she signed without an excuse from home, ARTICLE IV To Mr. Wier, WE LEAVE, ARTICLE V To Miss Sechrist, we leave all the over - due books in the library. ARTICLE VI To Mrs, Schafer, we leave all the slightly used typewriters, and the short- hand notes that even her students couldn’t read, ARTICLE VII To Mr. McCoy, we leave all the confiscated ‘‘forgotten articles’’ which no one ever had the money to redeem, ARTICLE VIII To Miss Carroll, we leave a pleasant (?) memory of her senior English class. ARTICLE IX To Mr, Pieterzak, we leave all the slide rules and broken equipment in the laboratory. ARTICLE X To Mrs, Badger, we leave the Home Economics rooms in good order, only because we didn’t use them much, ARTICLE XI To Mr, Burton, we leave the shop equipment in hopes that no one loses an arm next year, either. ARTICLE XII To Mr. Spechalske, we leave some students that will WALK down the stairs quietly. ARTICLE XIII To Larry, we leave all the cold rooms in the building, in hopes he has enough clothes to keep warm. SECTION II ARTICLE I To the juniors, we leave six rules on how to get along with Mr. Wood, 1, Study. 2. Laugh at his jokes, 3. Do assigned homework, 4, Laugh at his jokes, 5. Pay attention in class, 6, Laugh at his jokes, ARTICLE II To the sophomores, we leave room 22, and all the little children in room 21, in hopes they don’t get on your nerves as they did ours, ARTICLE III To the freshmen, we leave three years of work, worry, and wrong answers, |

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CLASS PROPHECY Hi Anita, I thought I would drop you a line to reminisce about the class reunion last month, The kids in our class have certainly turned out differently from what we expected. Everytime I think of you out milking those cows, I just laugh and laugh, Forty - four cows and eleven children, all boys, tied to your apron String. I was quite surprised when George Benson told us about his promotion to assistant to the assistant to the assistant Vice Secretary of Fisher Bodies Inc, Martha Bigley has increased her business too. She nowhas 22 trailers in her Mobil Beauty Salon Inc. Wonderful, isn’t it? Imagine Bonnie Brewster! She is editor of the Lodi Review. She always was quite a whiz at writing essays in school, wasn’t she? I just can’t get over Evelyn Farnsworth. She has just started proceedings for her seventh divorce, But then, she never could make up her mind, could she? I’m glad Jo Ellen Hien finally got her school started. She is running a very private and exclusivé school for little rich, brats. Velma Johnson is really getting along in the business world, Her ‘‘Velma’s Fine Food and Truck Service’’ is knqwn throughout the world as the best, Sharon Martin is really in the chips now. Sheis right where she’s always wanted to be, She is married to Bob, and you know how that family sticks together. Sharon is keeping house for allof them. Imagine her life! Cook, scrub, clean, cook, I just can’t picture her like that. And then those seven darling youngsters! That’s the life! You knew about Patty Orr, didn’t you? They’ve made her head of all circulation of the Beacon Journals in Lodi. Remember how she was always going around helping deliver them during school. John Warner must feel pretty bad about hurting his hip in that last football game. Did you know they’re going to have him coach the Cleveland Browns? They even changed the name to the Cleveland Warners, Loyal Sanford is now the head of all the electronic computers at Bell Laboratories, Whenever they get a trifle slow, he helps them along by supplying the answers. Loyal is equipped with quite a mind, Russell Weaver is playing basketball with the World Trotters, competitors of the Globetrotters, He and Goose Tatum are always battling for top honors in their basketball tournaments, Where are you buying your gasnow ? Barb Young said to be sure and put in a plug for her gas station. In between having children and keeping house, she pumps gas, changes tires and checks oil. Oh well, everyone to his own taste, Well, I must get back to work. I changed jobs again. I never could make up my mind. First I tried airline work, then modeling, nursing, and now I’m in the plumbing business. I’m working for Jack Devoe, Great Fun! As always, . a Sricle