Lodge Grass High School - Golden Eagle Yearbook (Lodge Grass, MT)

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CLASS PROPHECY As we look into the crystal ball for 1976 our outstanding class President, Charles Wiley is seen busy at work putting out the 900th edition of the Mad Magazine. We hope that Charles will continue this educational work of this well known Wyola magazine. In Wyola we have another celebrity, Nancy George, the well known producer of the Wild Beach Parties; we might add that her fellow classmate, Richard Burris, the distinguished lawyer of the Defenders, is helping her win the lawsuit, George vs Lodge Grass . She has been littering the beaches of Willow Creek Reservoir. We find another classmate, Professor Rod R. Gregory, who has invented a woman robot, He further states that its not as good as the real thing on a date. Accompaning him is Butch Braaten who will stop off in Two Dot where he will take care of the largest fungus patch in the world. Now boarding another plane is the renowned hunter, Curtis Laughery with liis pack of coon dogs. He is going to hunt the elusive bedbug in Africa. While in Africa he will run into Te-Atta Old Bear and Jerome White Hip who joined the Peace Corps to help teach war dances to the Pigmys A-go-go. Meanwhile Bruce Wiley is traveling to Forsyth to make a study of bird calls from local bird brains for his scheduled appearance on the Happy Herb show. Back at Kennedy International Airport Gail Iron, famous woman biologists, is stepping off her chartered plane and is greeted by the flashes of cameras after her great discovery of the warbling albino yellow-bellied sap-sucker. Ronnie Medicine Crow helped fly the first all women space team to Mars, and of course the spaceship didn't need to generate its own fuel. At the bottom of the ramp waits a dear classmate, Bertha Not Afraid, who is the star of the afternoon soap opera My Mother, The Still . She is also a stockholder in Moonshiners Inc. 17

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As our classmates head for the heart of New York City they pass the secluded airport of Kamakazi Inc. The owner, Steve Mikami, is the only living man who made a flight as a Kamakazi pilot. He parachuted. But we must leave these happy people and go back to the airport where the plane from France is just landing. Aboard this plush airplane is Luanna Jefferson, the singer of the recent hit Let Me Call You Sweetheart, (Cuz I Forgot Your Name) . Awaiting her arrival is Tim Smith, photographer of the year, who won tliis honor by photographing a stirring scene between two creatures from the Bronx Zoo, Aggie Joe Baboon. He is just one of the honored classmates for in the cafeteria of the airport sits Mary Lu Murray. Mary Lu made her latest film, Horse Woman , in which she did a tearjerking scene with Sugar Babe. She is bound for another Oscar from the Humane Society. In a booth next to our animal celebrity is Mary Agnes White Hip who is a model for the Playboy Magazine which advertises clothes on their way out. Next to Mary sits Myra Left Hand, who gained world recognition by creating the Yul Brenner hairdo. She is bald. We must leave the cafeteria to direct our attention to an incoming plane from Holland. The world famous girls' basketball team is arriving with their coach Bernard Covers Up. In the crowd is Robert Falls Down, sole star of the afternoon kiddie show Uncle Bob and his playmates . Bob is waiting to rush Buzzy will be the guest of honor along with Rosemary Zwer, who today is known among the bubble gummer set as the Surf Queen of Washed Out Beach. Waiting to rush these people to the studio is Carole Anderson, famed women speed car driver, and her side kick and mechanic, Mark Chandler, who designed the first high speed Super Sport Schwin Bike with a 389 , spokes that is. As her jet propelled car pulls out they are stopped at an exit where amidst the crowd looms a big sign Long Live The Class of 66 . 18