Lodge Grass High School - Golden Eagle Yearbook (Lodge Grass, MT)

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BRUCE WILEY A man among men, a lion among women. CHARLES WILEY There'll be a hot time in the old town to-night. 15

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CLASS PROPHECY As we look into the crystal ball for 1976 our outstanding class President, Charles Wiley is seen busy at work putting out the 900th edition of the Mad Magazine. We hope that Charles will continue this educational work of this well known Wyola magazine. In Wyola we have another celebrity, Nancy George, the well known producer of the Wild Beach Parties; we might add that her fellow classmate, Richard Burris, the distinguished lawyer of the Defenders, is helping her win the lawsuit, George vs Lodge Grass . She has been littering the beaches of Willow Creek Reservoir. We find another classmate, Professor Rod R. Gregory, who has invented a woman robot, He further states that its not as good as the real thing on a date. Accompaning him is Butch Braaten who will stop off in Two Dot where he will take care of the largest fungus patch in the world. Now boarding another plane is the renowned hunter, Curtis Laughery with liis pack of coon dogs. He is going to hunt the elusive bedbug in Africa. While in Africa he will run into Te-Atta Old Bear and Jerome White Hip who joined the Peace Corps to help teach war dances to the Pigmys A-go-go. Meanwhile Bruce Wiley is traveling to Forsyth to make a study of bird calls from local bird brains for his scheduled appearance on the Happy Herb show. Back at Kennedy International Airport Gail Iron, famous woman biologists, is stepping off her chartered plane and is greeted by the flashes of cameras after her great discovery of the warbling albino yellow-bellied sap-sucker. Ronnie Medicine Crow helped fly the first all women space team to Mars, and of course the spaceship didn't need to generate its own fuel. At the bottom of the ramp waits a dear classmate, Bertha Not Afraid, who is the star of the afternoon soap opera My Mother, The Still . She is also a stockholder in Moonshiners Inc. 17