Lockridge High School - Golden L Yearbook (Lockridge, IA)

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I Z I Q Eddie Linn was telling something in : Commercial Law class and suddenl stop- : pe spea mg. I d k' y I Mr. Weston asked, What else were you I going to say Eddie? 1 Eddie- That's au. I 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 4 Mr. Weston, being very much surprised Z said, Shall we celebrate or give three Q cheers? I I Robert Elliott- What do you think of 2 our two candidates for mayor? i Carroll Johnson- Well, I'm glad only I one can be elected. 5 Max Jacobson- What model is your . car? I Clifford Leu- It's not a model it is a 1 horrible example. I f Virginia Cavenee tells all the high Q school's basketball fans to set in one place. I Q Donald Johnson explains the difference I between the meaning of vision and version. 3 A vision is what you see, and a version is 3 what you think you see. 3 3 Mr. Weston- I-Iow do you tell the speed : of a horse? Q Margaret Geiger- By how fast you I bounce up and down. I 5 Mr. Weston- Kisses are like olives in a bottle. I Roy Billingsley-- Yes, you learn to like 3 them. : Mr. Weston- This is true also the first I one is hard to get, but after that they come I easily. I Q Max Jacobson- Did you get on your I knees when you proposed to Jeanette P.? j Carroll Johnson- No, she did. I I Robert Elliott- I want housing reform! 2 I want educational reform, I want, I want, 5 Mr. Leu- Yes, we know you want , chloroform. I 2 :Q-651 .Angus11s11s.1s11x11g1-x 1-s11x11s.1s11s11x11s11s11s11s,11s11x11x11susnsnsn s11x11x11s1-sus.-s11sgQ5 Miss Caulk- Who is your wife going to vote for? Mr. McMickle-- For whoever I vote for. Miss Caulk- Who are you going to vote for? Mr. McMickle- She hasn't decided yet. Miss Clark- Vernon, how would you like jumping with a parachute? Vernon- I like it a lot better than jump- ing without one. Leroy White- How can I show my girl I have good judgment? Virgil Johnson- Propose to her. In Freshman English Mr. Leu asked- What is a synonym? Otha Mickey- A word you use when you can't spell the other one. The Boys say: Men scorn to kiss among themselves. And would hardly kiss brother. But women want to kiss so badly. Thev kiss and kiss each other. The Girls say: Men do not kiss among themselves., It's well that they refrain, The bitter dose would vex them so, They'd never kiss again. Ruth Smithburg- Did you notice what particular kind of a car you rode to school in this morning? Margaret Geiger-- No, just a one seated one. Ivan B.-- What method do you use to convince a girl vou want a date? Clifford Leu- Why, er-r, the indirect method. Miss Clark- Hard work never killed anybody. Donald Johnson - That's just the trouble, Miss Clark, I want to engage in something that has the spice of danger in it 77 un Q gg 11s11s.1s11x.1x11x11s11s11x11s11s11s11x11x11s.1s11s11s1-s11x11s11s1-sn-511s11x11s11s11s1-x1-sn-5 --sus

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PW vsnxnsu suxuiuxnnnnsu vsns-:suse 1 s-:xo snsuxns-nsnsnnsnns Raymond Wolf- I just love to break in- to a song. Alyn Bower- If you would get the key you wouldn't have to break in. George V.- Francis is awful absent minded, isn't he? Laurel P.- Why? George V.- Why, the other night he was driving his parent home over a lonely road and when they came to a particular lonely spot, before he knew it, he stopped the car. Pauline H.- How near were you to the right answer of the fifth question? Ellen Trabert- Two seats away. Raymond Hostetler tells the Literature Class that a ballad is usually written about war. The correct answer is love, maybe he knew that. Thinking all love is war. Carroll Johnson- My father and a man named Dooley have been fighting for twenty-five years, but now they stopped. Wayne Messer- Why? Did they bury the hatchet. Carroll- No, They buried Dooley. Frank Weston- I can stick this whole cracker in my mouth at once. Virginia Cavenee- Oh! you have a big mouth. Frank- I'll put my mouth up against yours any time. Mr. Leu- What is an outcrop? Carl Sodergren- Look at Patterson's face. Pauline Nelson- Why doesn't Howard Messer drink coffee for breakfast? Kathleen Linderson- He is afraid it will keep him awake during the day. Keith White- Wayne, who is your girl now? Wayne Lenz- Why should I tell you? If I told you, you'd know as much as both of us put together. xnxnx--s--susnxuxux--xus--sux --xn-snsuslugs-sux--xnsns--xi-xnx Margaret G.- Does your fountain pen leak that way all the time? Ruth Smithburg- No, only when there is ink in it. Professor- Say, what has become of your ethics? Freshman- Oh, sir, I traded it in long ago for a Hudson. Mr. Weston asked Howard Messer if it isn't true that wherever there is a mirror, women always turn toward it and men turn from it? Howard- I guess it's true. Mr. Weston- Well from the way that lipstick smeared on your face you turned away too quick. Mr. Weston- Shirley, how is it that and Agatha have the same answers on your test papers? Shirley A.- Why, haven't you heard, history repeats itself? Esther Keller- Richard what is the true definition of a groom? Richard W.- Why, a groom is a man who cares for dumb animals. Miss Clark- Who can tell me what an island is? Carl S.- An island is a piece of land that went out for a swim. Roy Billingsley whose class room seat is near the piano struck off a note today. Mr. Weston- You are a little flat, Roy. Everett Graf- Say, I went to the dentist the other day to have a plate put in my mouth, and what do you think he said? Everett Hildebrand- I don't know, what did he say? Everett Graf- Why he said my mouth was big enough for a platter. Frank Weston- Short skirts are good for getting up stares. nsnsnxusnsnsnusnssnusnsus ns asnsu-g--sus--xns- l'-4025 69 of 2 ! Q 4 4 4 ! 2 a a z 2 Z z ! Q 4 Q ! Z Z 4 ! Z Z Z Z Z e Z Z Z Z Q f Z Z 4 Q Q ! 4 rt95'4