Lockridge High School - Golden L Yearbook (Lockridge, IA)

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LOST AND FOUND Found-A sailor to be a pen pal, by Nedra Archibald. Found-Near school house after Everett Graf ran into Red Leeper with his bicycle, a top. Lost-A leather glove, between Jake Wolf's and the Farmers' Store from twelve to one o'clock the night of the Junior banquet. Finder return to Glenn Graf. Found-Nathan Elliott's Chevrolet near Earnest Rauscher's farm north of Lockridge. Lost-Gilbert Fillinger's Model T, Sunday night, April 21st, in Fairfield. Found-Carl Sodergren a girl friend. Lost-A foot of Frank Weston's heighth. Found-Clifford Leu a criminal. Lost--Lester Vorhies, somewhere on the L. F. Bogner premises. Found-A pocketbook with initials N. A. inscribed on inside, at the A. R. Littleton home. Lost-One imaginary girl friend. Eddie Linn. Found out-Howard Messer is a blond. Lost-By Seniors in Mt. Weston's ofi'-ice, some ninety day seed corn. Lost-Middle C in the song, Let Summer Winds Blow. Finder please return to Mr. Calkins. Found-In Mr. Weston's oflice, a history book, in good shape for the condition it's in. Lost-Eddie Linn's fur cap. If completely destroyed come and claim your reward, basketball team. THIS MUST BE TRUE Mr. Calkins: You are late for band practice again Virginia, don't ever use your alarm clock? Virginia C.: Yes, but I no longer find it alarming. LEARNING BY EXPERIENCE Lester: A fellow has to be careful about saying, 'I love you.' Max Scheafer: You said it. Lester: Yes, and believe me I wish I hadn't.

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SOUNDS LOGICAL Howard Messer: I wonder how many people are dead in this cemetery. Donald Johnson: All of them I guess. SOPHOMORE POEM Margaret Geiger We belong to the Sophomore class, Juniors we will be at last. There is a class in which we shine, Geometry is where we're prime. In History we pick out dates, But not with any classmates. In Civics we all dance with glee, For in this subject smart are we. Now in English for reports, We write 'em like good sports. Now to depart from the Sophomore class, Is going to be a mighty hard task. WOOD YOU GUESS IT? Robert Lenz: My uncle John has a wooden leg. Keith White: That's nothing. My aunt Jane has a Cedar Chest. A SECRET Mark Weston was playing in the house when his Dad, who had been skinning a skunk came in and told him to smell his hands. Mark did. Oh! Mamma, he protested, Daddy is rotten. SHE WOULD HAVE BEEN Francis Littleton: Mother, Mrs. Blank came while you wuz gone and waited for you nearly all afternoon. Mrs. Littleton: Oh! dear me, was she very incensed? Francis: No, at least not that I could smell.

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DID YOU EVER STOP TO THINK? We have a Wolf, but never heard her growl. That Everett's grin may be his fortune. That two freshmen girls have ten boys to choose from. Shirley can be in school and still Gohn. We have Grubb, but nothing to drink. We have the sons of John, Jacob, Carl, Nels, Swan, William, Lars, and Patter. Our Leeper is a good jumper. We have two Lenzes, but no rims for them. We have two trees, both Linus, What is a Little-ton? Amy says when Edna gets sound asleep you cannot Rausch-er. That Ruth spends a lot for postage. That coal is not being formed at present. That the manual training boys do some very fancy whistling and yodeling. That it generally rains when the Seniors plan a May breakfast. That the high school girls will become good basketball players with a little practice. That Cantril High School lost a lot of voice when Cliff left. That the business men play a 'wicked' basketball game. IN FRESHMAN HISTORY Mr. Weston: What are two things that prevent disease? Virgle Spray: Vaccination and intoxication. PERHAPS Miss Clark: Do you know why I flunked you? Cecil Nelson: I have no idea. Miss Clark: That's why. NOT ALWAYS THEN Mr. Weston: Can you spell a word with ten letters that starts with gas? Walter Sammons: Yes, automobile. WOULD THESE BE RED MARKS? Mr. Fillinger: Well son, did you get any bad marks today at school? Gilbert: I got a few dad, but not where they show.