Lockridge High School - Golden L Yearbook (Lockridge, IA)

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SOUNDS LOGICAL Howard Messer: I wonder how many people are dead in this cemetery. Donald Johnson: All of them I guess. SOPHOMORE POEM Margaret Geiger We belong to the Sophomore class, Juniors we will be at last. There is a class in which we shine, Geometry is where we're prime. In History we pick out dates, But not with any classmates. In Civics we all dance with glee, For in this subject smart are we. Now in English for reports, We write 'em like good sports. Now to depart from the Sophomore class, Is going to be a mighty hard task. WOOD YOU GUESS IT? Robert Lenz: My uncle John has a wooden leg. Keith White: That's nothing. My aunt Jane has a Cedar Chest. A SECRET Mark Weston was playing in the house when his Dad, who had been skinning a skunk came in and told him to smell his hands. Mark did. Oh! Mamma, he protested, Daddy is rotten. SHE WOULD HAVE BEEN Francis Littleton: Mother, Mrs. Blank came while you wuz gone and waited for you nearly all afternoon. Mrs. Littleton: Oh! dear me, was she very incensed? Francis: No, at least not that I could smell.

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STILL ON Carl Sodergren: Hey, Mr. Calkins did you know your lights are on? Mr. Calkins: Kdriving a Chevroletj Yeah? They were on the darn thing when I bought it. GOOD ADVICE He who knows and knows- and knows not that he knows, Is asleep-wake him. He who knows not-and knows not that he knows not, Is a fool-shun him. He who knows not-and knows he knows not, Is a child-teach him. He who knows and knows that he knows, Is wise-follow him. CAN THIS BE TRUE? Eddie L.: Well dear, how do you like our little town? Fairfield Girl Friend: This is the first cemetery I ever with electric lights. WHO???? Wants Mr. Calkins' Chevrolet for a souvenir. Wants Miss Clark's frown. Wants Everett Graf's unruly bicycle. Will take care of Ilene after Lester leaves. Wants Vernon Leeper's red, wavy hair. Will wear Max Scheafer's ten gallon hat. Wants Mr. Calkins' love for snakes. Will be dignified Seniors fifty years hence. the worn out clock in the ofiice. Ruth Carlborg's curls. Laurel Patterson's walk. Willard Nelson's intelligence. Wants Wants Wants Wants Will take Eddie Linn's place as jabberer. saw equipped

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LOST AND FOUND Found-A sailor to be a pen pal, by Nedra Archibald. Found-Near school house after Everett Graf ran into Red Leeper with his bicycle, a top. Lost-A leather glove, between Jake Wolf's and the Farmers' Store from twelve to one o'clock the night of the Junior banquet. Finder return to Glenn Graf. Found-Nathan Elliott's Chevrolet near Earnest Rauscher's farm north of Lockridge. Lost-Gilbert Fillinger's Model T, Sunday night, April 21st, in Fairfield. Found-Carl Sodergren a girl friend. Lost-A foot of Frank Weston's heighth. Found-Clifford Leu a criminal. Lost--Lester Vorhies, somewhere on the L. F. Bogner premises. Found-A pocketbook with initials N. A. inscribed on inside, at the A. R. Littleton home. Lost-One imaginary girl friend. Eddie Linn. Found out-Howard Messer is a blond. Lost-By Seniors in Mt. Weston's ofi'-ice, some ninety day seed corn. Lost-Middle C in the song, Let Summer Winds Blow. Finder please return to Mr. Calkins. Found-In Mr. Weston's oflice, a history book, in good shape for the condition it's in. Lost-Eddie Linn's fur cap. If completely destroyed come and claim your reward, basketball team. THIS MUST BE TRUE Mr. Calkins: You are late for band practice again Virginia, don't ever use your alarm clock? Virginia C.: Yes, but I no longer find it alarming. LEARNING BY EXPERIENCE Lester: A fellow has to be careful about saying, 'I love you.' Max Scheafer: You said it. Lester: Yes, and believe me I wish I hadn't.