Lock Haven Junior High School - Echo Yearbook (Lock Haven, PA)

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THE ECHO 35 'IUJ ll liflliml . M I SL . m uff Stevensoifs Sporting Goods Store VISIT US FOR SPORTING GOODS OF ALL KINDS Popular Moderately Priced KLEwAN's Priced THE SWOPE STUDIO Reacly-To-Wear Foot-Wear P o r t r a i t a n d Dresses and Coats Shoes With Snap C , I That Are s2.95, s5.00 0 'I' m C ' C ' 3 Youthful 556.00 P h 0 f 0 g f H P h Y KLEWAN'S Phone 32'M East Main Street Dad:- Where have you been, James? James : - Pishin'. Dad:- Come out in the wood shed and we'II have whaling expedition. Frosh:- My, that's a sacl looking library. 8th Grader:- Because it has panes in the win ?,, clows Frosh:- No, because the hooks are in tiers. Lowasr PRICES of V GLOSSNER BROTHERS IN - F U R N I T U R E Hart Schalfner and Marx Suits and Top Coats There are two ways to give you more money. One is to lower prices in similiar valuesg The other is to put more worth into the clothes for the same price. We've clone both at this store. Harry H. Wilson MONEY'S WORTH OR MONEY BACK STATIONERY - LENDING LIBRARY OFFICE SUPPLIES - MAGAZINES DAILY and SUNDAY PAPERS City Ofce Supply and Book Store 105 East Main Street

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34 THE ECHO - Two men met in a London restaurant. Why aren't you dining at home ? asked one. Because my wife can cook but won't, said the other. I am here, said the hrst, because my wife can't cook, but will. Lo, If a hen laid an orange what would her chickens say? Look at the orange marmaladel Lo... Miss McLaughlin:- Rewrite this sentence, 'John can ride the horse if he wants to'. Sammy Grand:- John can ride the horse if the horse wants him to. -o- Miss Snyder : - Why does Missouri stand at the head in raising mules P Glenn Englert:- Because that is the only safe place to stand. ,OZ Mr. Kammerer:- Charles, I hear you are at the bot- tom of the class. Can't you get another place? Charles Kammerer:-UNO. All the others are taken. 10.- Miss McLaughlin:- I take great pleasure in giving you 83 in English. Alice F.:- Make it a l00 and really enjoy your- self. -O.. Do you think jay walkers should be arrested ? ask- ed lim Bittner. Sure, replied Vernon Fye. If they can catch them alive. -0- First Father:- My son's letters always send me to the dictionary. Second Father : - You're fortunate I letters always send me to the bank! My son's -0- Imagine- J. H. S. students tip-toeing through the halls. Smoky Reed on time. Eddie McCabe twenty years from now. Jessie Hatter not on the honor roll. J. H. S. library full of new, well-kept books. George Hayes with his hair combed. Dot P. without Clair Lyons. The office chairs empty for a day. Agnes Meyer playing Chopin's Funeral March. John Marshall on the honor roll. What this would be if you wrote it! Miss Scullen:- How many times have I told you to be in class on time ? Leon Plagianos:- I don't know. I thought you were keeping score. -0- I'll dance on your grave when you die, said Lillian Glise. Good, said Bill Brown. I'm going to be buried at sea. . ici Miss Snyder:- What is the difference between an elephant and a flea ? George Trieres:- Well, an elephant can have fleas, but a flea can't have elephants. .-0, Teacher:- Give me a sentence with a direct ob- ject. Lee : - You are pretty. Teacher:- What's the object? Lee:- A good mark. Lo, jane fwith magazinel :- It says here that the che- mical constituents of a man are worth 98 cents. Jerry:- And you women are great bargain hunt- ers. .0- Mr. Fromm:- Whats your idea of playing only the rubber stocks ? Mr. Beck:- Why, when rubber drops, one can be sure of a rebound. -0- There had been a motor accident. The driver climb- ed out angrily and went up to a man whom he thought was the other driver. He said: Hey, you, where's your tail- light? The innocent by-stander looked at him with amazement and replied: What do you think I am? A bloomin' lightning bug? -0- '6Sam, have you a speaking part in the next picture P asked John. No, replied Sam. I am the husband. -0- Miss Sharp:- What part of speech is Hy ? Albert Torsell:- Fly is an adverbf' Miss Sharp:- What makes you think it is an ad- verb? Albert:- You said that words ending in 'ly' were adverbsf'

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36 1 - THE ECHO DICKEY, GRUGAN Hardware Co. HARDWARE and HOUSE FURNISHINGS Old Reliable GROCERY JACOB BROWN and SONS l4l East lVlain Street THINK FIRST OF ....WARDS.... Whenever You Are Buying MONTGOMERY, WARD AND CO. A. C. DICKEY if DEALER IN r STUDEBAKER - a n cl - WHIPPET CARS Sal esroo m No. IO9 Bellefonte Ave. Lock Haven, Pa. Sam Sigmund:- Lend me ten cents for street-car Bill Brown:- What's stranger than a one-arm man fare. winding up his wrist watch El Earl Sykes:- Sorry. l have only a dollar bill. George D.:- A glass eye looking through a key Sam:- Good, then I'll take a taxi. hole. Compliments of Shaffer, Candor W iclemann E? Teah Inc - ' and Hopkins DRUG STORES H A R D W A R E HENRY KELLER's soNs H ' .-ff!! Fine Footwear I03 East Main Street : : Lock Haven, Pa. Frank Gibson MONUMENTAL WORKS l I9 Sixth Street o Phone 459