Lock Haven Junior High School - Echo Yearbook (Lock Haven, PA)

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34 THE ECHO - Two men met in a London restaurant. Why aren't you dining at home ? asked one. Because my wife can cook but won't, said the other. I am here, said the hrst, because my wife can't cook, but will. Lo, If a hen laid an orange what would her chickens say? Look at the orange marmaladel Lo... Miss McLaughlin:- Rewrite this sentence, 'John can ride the horse if he wants to'. Sammy Grand:- John can ride the horse if the horse wants him to. -o- Miss Snyder : - Why does Missouri stand at the head in raising mules P Glenn Englert:- Because that is the only safe place to stand. ,OZ Mr. Kammerer:- Charles, I hear you are at the bot- tom of the class. Can't you get another place? Charles Kammerer:-UNO. All the others are taken. 10.- Miss McLaughlin:- I take great pleasure in giving you 83 in English. Alice F.:- Make it a l00 and really enjoy your- self. -O.. Do you think jay walkers should be arrested ? ask- ed lim Bittner. Sure, replied Vernon Fye. If they can catch them alive. -0- First Father:- My son's letters always send me to the dictionary. Second Father : - You're fortunate I letters always send me to the bank! My son's -0- Imagine- J. H. S. students tip-toeing through the halls. Smoky Reed on time. Eddie McCabe twenty years from now. Jessie Hatter not on the honor roll. J. H. S. library full of new, well-kept books. George Hayes with his hair combed. Dot P. without Clair Lyons. The office chairs empty for a day. Agnes Meyer playing Chopin's Funeral March. John Marshall on the honor roll. What this would be if you wrote it! Miss Scullen:- How many times have I told you to be in class on time ? Leon Plagianos:- I don't know. I thought you were keeping score. -0- I'll dance on your grave when you die, said Lillian Glise. Good, said Bill Brown. I'm going to be buried at sea. . ici Miss Snyder:- What is the difference between an elephant and a flea ? George Trieres:- Well, an elephant can have fleas, but a flea can't have elephants. .-0, Teacher:- Give me a sentence with a direct ob- ject. Lee : - You are pretty. Teacher:- What's the object? Lee:- A good mark. Lo, jane fwith magazinel :- It says here that the che- mical constituents of a man are worth 98 cents. Jerry:- And you women are great bargain hunt- ers. .0- Mr. Fromm:- Whats your idea of playing only the rubber stocks ? Mr. Beck:- Why, when rubber drops, one can be sure of a rebound. -0- There had been a motor accident. The driver climb- ed out angrily and went up to a man whom he thought was the other driver. He said: Hey, you, where's your tail- light? The innocent by-stander looked at him with amazement and replied: What do you think I am? A bloomin' lightning bug? -0- '6Sam, have you a speaking part in the next picture P asked John. No, replied Sam. I am the husband. -0- Miss Sharp:- What part of speech is Hy ? Albert Torsell:- Fly is an adverbf' Miss Sharp:- What makes you think it is an ad- verb? Albert:- You said that words ending in 'ly' were adverbsf'

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THE ECHO 33 Q ti Eg! fa .f o K E 5 at Q 'E lgQ.4?Q.4F5sP,5'2f1f22z2aas.1.LEfrrzffQQffaaawffzgmzgwzmakmefgsmggwzwgm We Fan:- Astouncling, the money Babe Ruth makes! Second Fan:- Not so strange. I've often heard mother say that a good batter makes good dough. Lo, Jinx:- Hear about the fight last night ? Binx:- No, what about it ? Jinx:- Our kitten licked his paw. 10.1 Motorist:- What in the world could have caused that Har? Second Motorist:- Dunno. Must have been that fork in the road. -o- Miss Sharp:- Use tariff inla sentence. John:- My pants are so thin that they'll tariff I bend. 10.- That's the guy l'm laying for, said the hen as the farmer passed through the barnyard. -o- Tell us this-ls a sleeping bag a knapsack? -o- Captain:- All hands on deck! The ship is leak- ing! H Sailor Qsleepingl :- Aw, ppt a pan under it and go to bed. -o- Mother:- l'low much was that orange, Betty? Betty:- I don't know. The storekeeper wasn't there. , fo. Don:- Honey, l'm knee-deep in love with you. jane:-UO. K. I'll put you on my wading list. -O. Mr. Beck:- What is the most outstanding contribu- tion that chemistryihas given to the world? Frosh : - Blondes .0- Mr. Beck:- What do you know about nitrates ? jack L. :- They're lots lower than day rates. Rev. Stein:- And what parable do you like best, my son ? Curvin:- The one about the multitude that loafs and fish. -O. Pauline:- 0h, look at that poor old man all bent over with rheumatismf' Paul:- Rheumatism, my eye! lt's Jack coming back from a ride in a rumble seat. io, Betty Roach:- When is a school-boy like a post- age stamp ? Thelma Reisser:- I don't know. Betty:- That's easy. When he is licked and put in the corner to make him stick to his letters. Zo, Ruth Simon 1- Mary, how do you bend sheep with- out hurting them? Mary Kress:- Why, just fold them. -0- Mr. Beck:- Have you ever been up before me ? Billie McCollum :-ul don't know. What time do you get up ? . -0- Frosh:- What keeps the moon from falling ? Soph:- lt must be the beams. .-0, Miss McLaughlin:- Define the word excavate. Alice Fredericks:- It means to hollow out. Miss McLaughlin:- Construct a sentence in which the word is properly usedf' Alice:- The baby excavates when it gets hurt. -0- Mr. Figgles:- Did your father help you with this problem ? Elkin Stewart:- No, I got it wrong myself. -0- Miss Snyder:- Who was George Washington? Harry Royer:- Oh, his wife makes candy.

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THE ECHO 35 'IUJ ll liflliml . M I SL . m uff Stevensoifs Sporting Goods Store VISIT US FOR SPORTING GOODS OF ALL KINDS Popular Moderately Priced KLEwAN's Priced THE SWOPE STUDIO Reacly-To-Wear Foot-Wear P o r t r a i t a n d Dresses and Coats Shoes With Snap C , I That Are s2.95, s5.00 0 'I' m C ' C ' 3 Youthful 556.00 P h 0 f 0 g f H P h Y KLEWAN'S Phone 32'M East Main Street Dad:- Where have you been, James? James : - Pishin'. Dad:- Come out in the wood shed and we'II have whaling expedition. Frosh:- My, that's a sacl looking library. 8th Grader:- Because it has panes in the win ?,, clows Frosh:- No, because the hooks are in tiers. Lowasr PRICES of V GLOSSNER BROTHERS IN - F U R N I T U R E Hart Schalfner and Marx Suits and Top Coats There are two ways to give you more money. One is to lower prices in similiar valuesg The other is to put more worth into the clothes for the same price. We've clone both at this store. Harry H. Wilson MONEY'S WORTH OR MONEY BACK STATIONERY - LENDING LIBRARY OFFICE SUPPLIES - MAGAZINES DAILY and SUNDAY PAPERS City Ofce Supply and Book Store 105 East Main Street