Livingstone College - Livingstonian Yearbook (Salisbury, NC)

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The Fine Art of Attending Class The fine art of attending class or how not to. — Try to attend class with all your favorite friends and rotate your note taking. — Sit as close to the back of the room as possible and write love letters to your sweetheart. — Take your favotite magazine and read it. — Meditate, it will look like you are paying attention. — Study for your next class. 29

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The Fine Art of Scheduling The fine art of scheduling or how to work in your favorite soap opera. — Decide on your favorite soap and work all your classes around it. — Determine whether your class is too far down the hill to run and catch the last twenty minutes of your soap, if so buy a pocket sized television or radio with earphones and explain to your instructor that you have a serious hearing defect. — And if all else fails remember that the World will still turn even if you don ' t get to watch it. 28

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The Fine Art of Finance The fine art of finance or ways to beg for money. — Write your mother and tell her you need extra money for a book, (call if she will accept the charges) — Write all your relatives and cry the blues. — Go to the business office and cry the blues. — Pawn your jewelery and your entertainment equipment. — Last resort, get a job. — Ask Mr. Aldrich, at least he ' ll get a good laugh! 30