Littlestown High School - Littonian Yearbook (Littlestown, PA)

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The Littonian E- Q52 WIT AND HUMOR Prof. Stavely-You missed my class the other day? Chester -Not in the least, I assure you. Louise-You had no business kissing me. George-What do you mean, business? Think I'm a gigolo. Elias-I'm going to shoot you! Dick-Why? Elias-I always said I'd shoot anyone who looked like me. Dick-Do I look like you? Elias-Yes. Dick-Then shoot. Mr. Harnish-What are the young man's in- tentions, daughter? Ruth-Well, he's been keeping me pretty much in the dark. Many a student is kept from his studies by a pair of eyes that speak volumes. Wife-Creadingy It says here they have a four legged sheep in the Himalaya moun- tains that can run 40 miles an honr. Her Husband-Well, it would takea lamb like Arlene-The horn on your car must be brok- en. Fred-No, it's just indifferent. Arlene-Indifferent, meaning what? Fred-It doesn't give a boot. Stern Parent--Rebecca, what were you and young Spangler doing last night when your little nephew caught you? Becky-Nothing, father, except quietly dis- cussing practical experimentation of os- culatory theories. Parent-Well, do you know, the young imp said that man was kissing you. Miss Hook-And men like Shakespeare some- times worked two and three weeks on a single sentence. Charlie-How about Al Capone? He saw her stepping from the car, And up to her he sped: May I assist you to alight? Sir! I don't smoke, she said. Jack-I think I'll open an office when I grad- uate. that to follow Mary nowadays. Bob-I'll probably be a janitor myself. WOULDN'T IT SEEM FUNNY IF: Bernice walked to school at noon? Lau didn't touch anyone all day? Ruth Crouse weighed 200? Maitland couldn't read and write Cnotesl? Hazel wasn't having a battle in the hall? Becky was an old maid? Gladys would stay awake all day? Jack wouldn't argue in English class? Louise became a waitress in a restaurant? Ruth Harnish wasn't always looking for the son? Puffy would stay sitting all day? Mary was a blonde? Anna Bittinger entertained by doing an Indian dance? Ruth Bankert didn't have to scold someone? Arlene could concentrate on English? Helen Smith flunked a year? Anna Brown laughed like Joe E? Helen DeHoff didn't have to see Mr. Stavely? Charles roller skated to school every day? Chester went to Shippensburg College? Bob would 'Reform' Cchurchj himself? Maybelle would cease her attentions to that Little fboyj? Christine was a black-eyed brunette? Miss Hook was four feet two with eyes of blue?

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gd The Littonian gr? GIRLS' BASKETBALL The girls were less successful than the boys and didn't record many victories, but they always tried their best, fighting until the final whistle ended a game. Most of the games had plenty of in- terest and excitement and the prospects for next year look very good although the team loses four members. The following girls will receive letters: Rebecca Snyder '34 Marion Jacobs '35 Gladys Wehler '34 Evelyn Del-Ioff '35 Helen Del-loff '34 Winifred Rider '36 Mary Weaver '34 Rita O'Donnell '36 Ethel Lindaman '35 Dorothy Brendle '36 Won .... 3 Lost .... 10 BASEBALL Palmer, Bollinger, Ecker. Knipple, Stover, Beford, Basehoar, Long, Trostle, James, Rifile. WEIKERT, Manager. SCI-IRIVER, Coach. The same three lettermen that started Basketball were left to start Baseball. A great record re- mained for the boys to uphold, as the two previous years the teams were the pennant winners, win- ning 18 out of 20 games. Pre-season predictions, concerning the success of the team were low, but the boys said, we'll be in first division anyway. As the Littonian goes to press, the team has 5 victories and 5 defeats, thereby playing .500 ball. Considering the inexperienced and unseasoned players, we think, as well as the coach, that they are doing exceptionally well. We, the Class of 1934, desire to take this privilege to congratulate the coach Harold R. Schriver for the success which the teams have shown, and extend to him our wishes for even greater glory in the future.

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