Little York High School - Eaglelite Yearbook (Little York, IL)

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Klan, Pnophacq, away at the Dw1ght Club Now that she has no monev left she had to get a Job at the club as a clgarette g1rl Eagle Eye 1nformed us B111 Boock IS the operator of a loan agency He IS spec1al1z 1ng 1n loans to help newly marrled couples erect new tepees to start housekeep1ng B111 has rema1ned slngle SINCE he feels h1s good looks should not be devoted to one woman but should be enjoyed by many We must not forget Mary Ruth Damewood who 1S the secretary of a stockyard Off1CE 1n L1ttle Beaver Utah She also runs a column 1n the L1ttle Beaver Gazette ent1tled Why I Know Other Peoples BUSINESS We couldnt Imaglne D1ck Clark as bemg a professor We found out he was the professor of Lat1n at Powell Un1vers1tv 1n New MEXICO It seems the professor has qu1te a t1me keplng away from all the freshman coeds We knew Mary Montgomery l1ked Hunt s Tomato Sauce wh1le a student at L1ttle York We found her at Red Rock Nat1onal Park manag1ng the Hunt Eat Shack She lS serung dellclous MGXICHH food to tourlsts Much to our surpr1se we found Marllyn Perrln at the r1ver wash1ng clothes for her fam1ly of 13 Her home a mud hut lS 40 rods from the r1ver Her husband Sald she needed the exerclse Work1ng 1n Tepee C1ty we see Rlchard Montgomery A graduate of a med1cal college he IS now a med1c1ne man 1n ATIZODB HIS famous speed horse Saddle Sag fllmlt 110 M P HJ IS known from coast to coast Evelyn Taylor IS now the head telephone operator 1n Cahoka Falls WyOm1Dg She 1S also a cand1date for M1ss War Pa1nt of 1975 After th1s brlef but very 1nformat1ve stop we once aga1n proceeded toward our dest1nat1on We could not help but feel happy and secure 1n the knowledge that the Class of 1953 had turned out so well At th same t1me we recalled the many happy exper1ences we all had back there at L1ttle York H1gh School and were just a l1ttle b1t sorry that we could not turn the hands of t1me backward so we could aga1n go through some of those experlences What of L1ttle York H1gh Schol It no longer IS a school but a home for the aged After the stra1n of ra1s1ng the1r ch11dren through hlgh school the parents of the Class of 1953 were all bankrupt SINCE lt was felt that they suffered more than the school the bu1ld1ng was converted 1nto apartments and turned over for the1r welfare for the remalnmg years of the1r l1ves EI QHTEEN ll ' 71 ' . V , 7 . . . . U . ,, , . ' Cf ! ' S1 , . , . . . . . , . . ' ' H H . Y. . . . . . , , . . . . . . . U ,, Y ' 3 , . J D . . C 5 . , . v ' 1

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Pfwpluzcq. Klum, nf. 7953 The followmg glven ln good fa1th and Wlth the best lnterests of the class of 195.3 at heart IS an 1mag1nat1ve account of the future of the 1nd1v1duals ment1oned based on the1r present tendenc1es We earnestly hope that some of them w1ll escape the fate we have p1ctured for them So let all take warnlng that lf they dont change thelr ways who knows what fate may br1ng'7 Any resemblances to lnnocent persons places or th1ngs ment1oned 1n th1s prophecv are purely co1nc1dental and the authors can not be sued for l1bel slander false gOSS1p perjury mlsdemeanor or wlllful wrongdo1ng Wh1le travel1ng through the West on our summer tour 1n the month of August 1975 We came upon a s1gn wh1ch 1nd1cated It was a store where all sorts of Ind1an rel1cs blankets and other souven1rs were sold The name on the s1gn read The Totem Pole operated by Eagle Eye Wh1Ch translated means Paul Luckenb1ll who was the sponsor of the Class of 1953 at Llttle York Commun1ty H1gh School Eagle Eye reported that after h1s exper1ences wlth the Class of 1953 he lost all urge for teach1ng and moved to the West where he hoped to make a complete study of another type of Ind1an than that found around L1ttle York He had become fr1endly Wlth the Ind1ans and because of th1s they had made h1m an honorary chlef 1n thelr trlbe We asked Eagle Eye a l1ttle about some of h1s former students and he gave a short summary of what they were dolng the last t1me he had heard from them We learned that Dean Armstrong had ach1eved natlonal fame as the 1nventor of an automoblle wheel Wh1Ch w1ll run sldeways as well as forward and backward Th1S w1ll prevent teenage drlvers from play1ng rlng around the rosy on sl1ck 1cy streets Dean got has early experlence as a Juvemle speed demon For th1s reason he has named hlS 1nvent1on The Armstrong Wonder Wheel you wonder where It IS gomg next Eagle Eye had heard a report on the very unusual l1fe of Bob Darrah Bob IS now operatmg the famous Shlrley M1lk Farms and 1S spec1al1z1ng 1n a pecullar blue tlnted m1lk wh1ch comes only from Holstem cows He supplxes m1lk for the l1ttle papooses on Ind1an reservat1ons We were surprlsed to learn that one of our former Llttle York students IS now the latest TV comedlan sensat1on who comes on every n1ght from 12 to 6 We are speak mg of Ph1l1p Larson He IS sponsored bv the Murphy Feed Company The name of hlS show IS Petty Larsony because the hours 12 to 6 a m are the best tlme for robbery On the same network R L H TV we have Martha Gavm as the starr1ng char acter 1n the Seflal HaWk1DS C1ty She IS the mother of the Hawkms famlly after wh1ch the play IS named Whlle 1n school we would never have belleved LaJune would do the thmgs Eagle Eye leported to us He Sald LaJune was 11v1ng 1n Reno where she gambled her money SEVENTEEN i . . . . . . , 1 1 . . . , . - 1 1 ' 1 1 .1 1 1 1 1 1 1 ' 1 1 . . . U 1 1 ' YY - - 1 1 1 1 ' 1 , . 1 , . . . . H . ,, . . , . . . . U ,, . . . . U . . ,, . . . . . . . . . . . M ,, 1 ' cc 73 - , A 1 .' - . . H . . ,, . . . , . Y K . . . .

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PW 6'fUf- Seated R Darrah R Montgomerv M Gaxm E Taslol L Frcdrlckion R Clark P Larson Standing Mrs Luckcnbxll D Almstlong M DHTICVNOOCI M PCXIIH W Boock Klau, UMCML Seated: R. Montgomery. R. Clark P. Larson, M. Gwvin. Standing: E. Taylor Mr. Luckenbill 'VI. Dwmcwooci. NINETEEN