Little Sioux High School - Tipi Yearbook (Little Sioux, IA)

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Mr. Fritz-Jack, who was it that prompted you then ---- I heard someone whisper that date to you? Jack-I expect it was History repeating itself again. Mrs. Olney-How would you punctuate this sentence ? The wind blew a ten-dollar bill around the corner. Anne-I would make a dash after it. Dwight-Yesterday I got hit by a cowardly egg. George-What kind of an egg is that ? Dwight-A cowardly egg is one that hits you, then runs. Edmond Mc.- Sir, er--that is--er, I would like to--er, that is, I mean I have been going with your daughter for quite a long time. Mr. Bean- Well, what do you want--a pension ? Mr. Rice- Young man, are you teaching this class ? Donnie B.- No, sir. Mr. Rice- Then why don't you quit acting like a fool? Deloris-I thought I told you to come after supper. Dwain-That's what I came after . JOKES Mrs. Glasser-If you had ten potatoes and had to divide them between three persons, how would you do it? Bill I-I.-Mash them. Donnie G.--A tree is an object that will stand in one place for years---then jump in front of a lady driver. Kenneth--When one tree is talking to another tree and still another tree is listening in, what is it called? Iris-I don't know, what ? -is-nneth-Leave dr opping! Jimmie T.-Today my heart beat 103,387 times, my blood traveled 167,000,000 miles, I breathed 23,040 tirnes, I spoke 48,000 words, and moved 7,000,000 brain cells-- I'm tiredffff Robert-I like school work, it fascinates me---I can sit and look at it for hours! Dale-Jim what do you expect to be when you graduate from school? Jimmie B.-An old man. Ramona G.-Mr. Fritz, do we have to write out the questions in History ? Mr. Fritz-No, just the answers. 34