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SENIOR CLASS PROPHECY The date is June 1996 and I. Todd Wardyn have just returned from the rth world tour of my all star female mud wrestling team The tour took a lot out of me. Upon returning to my Beverly Hills mansion I discovered the announce- ment of my ten year class reunion. The excitement of seeing all my old buddies after ten years completely overcame my fatigue and I couldn't wait to get back to Litchfield. As I pulled into town I could see smoke rolling from the new factory just north of town. When I got closer I could see a bnght neon sign that said Lenny and Jordan’s Builder Bobs Incorporated. I went inside to see how my old friends were doing. They seemed to be pretty excited because they were working on their latest model of Builder Bob safety glasses. They were being made out of a substance that enabled the wearer to see through most types of materials. Their sales would hopefully skyrocket within a year's time It was getting close to noon so we decided to go downtown for a bite to eat. As we headed downtown we passed by the new town jail. Inside behind the bars we recognized none other than the Litchfield Zoo keeper and State Game Warden Wendy Wilson We entered and were told by the town cop that Wendy was in council with the top psychiatnst in the state. Kelly Axmann. Kelly informed us that Wendy had been arrested for carrying a concealed weapon which turned out to be a revolver full of tranquilizer darts. She said that Wendy had told her that her favonte hippopotamus had gone mad and broken out of the zoo and was running loose in the town Since that night was our class reunion we decided to bail Wendy out We all agreed to help Wendy in her hunt and with that we started off As we neared the school we saw the sight of our lives. Apparently the hippo had charged the school and there nding upon the hippo's back was Polly Gorecki. the school supenntendent Lucky for Polly the P E. coach. Barb Wilson and the Science teacher. Tammy Schroll caught up with the hippo and were able to pull her off without injury. The wild hippo predicament got so much attention that the television show Nightline decided to send their best journalist. Kelli Sekutera to cover the story Meanwhile the hippo was tearing up the town. It broke into the power station and left the town powerless. Engineers, Greg Heapy and Jay Kucera were called in to restore the power Luckily they had been on their way to Litchfield and had brought their tools with them so it didn't take much time for the power to be restored. In order to prevent further destruction and risk of safety the National Guard was sent in to capture the hippo. As they marched into town the familiar voice of Dnll Sergeant. Ed LeFever was heard keeping the unit in step. The hippo was finally surrounded in an open area and Warden Wilson was able to shoot the hippo with a tranquilizer. As we secured the hippo up drove Jay Dunning, a practicing dentist with his secretary. Sonia Kwiatkowski. As we told him our story, he examined the hippo's teeth and discovered that the reason the hippo was mad was because he had a bad tooth With the help of Soma. Jay was able to pull the bad tooth He guaranteed that when the hippo woke up. it would feel much better With that Ed ordered some of his troops to fly the hippo back to the zoo by heli- copter Everyone was relieved and then we headed back to town. The night ended with the best reunion party ever. There was a lot of talk of old memories and of the success we had all been having since our graduation We couldn't wait to see what event would bnng us back for our 20 year reunion 10
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BOYS and GIRLS STATE Mason City Girls State: Wendy Wilson Litchfield Boys State: Todd Wardyn Girls State: Kelli Sekutera SENIOR CLASS WILLS I, Kelly Axmann, will to my brother Bnan my ability to get home before the sun nses, or before mom gets home anyway. And to Tracy Slocum my magazines. Remember not to read them while in an elevator. I, Jay Dunning, will my cameraman abilities to anybody who wants them. (You get to nde the girls bus! What other fnnge benefit could you want?) I, Polly Gorecki, will to Jean and Marie, the ability to stuff off and still convince people you're working And to Julie Zimmer. the ability to stand on her own two feet. I, Greg Heapy, will to the library a supply of Smurf trivia books; so the Jr. High will finally have something to do in Study Hall I, Jordan Jaeschke, will my ability to grow hair to Mr. Gillming. so he doesn't get his head sunburned I, Jay Kucera. being of sound mind and body, bequeath two memoirs, one of cherished moments and the other of pleasant childhood memones The former I bequeath to Tracy Slocum and the latter to John Kucera I. Soma Kwiatkowski, will my locker to Susan, last GLG girl and to Lon and Sandy, my learning ability to stay away from strangers in jeeps (they can be really bad for you)! I, Ed LeFever. will to Neal two things: first a pair of hair clippers, and second, the ability to snap the football as well as I did I. Tammy Schroll, will the ability to keep calm in volleyball games to Julie Zimmer. Keep that towel movin'. I, Kelli Sekutera, will my playing cards to next year s Senior basketball girls, may all your road tnps be as pleasurable for you as they were for us. I, Lenny Swearingen, being of sound state of mind, will my body to science, namely Mr. Fnskopp I. Todd Wardyn. will to my brother the keys to his car. He's owned it for a year; I guess it’s about time he got to dnve it I. Barb Wilson, will to my sister Susie my basketball jersey; and to Matt and Susie my basketballs. Work, but have fun I. Wendy Wilson, will my ability to argue effectively with Mr Hastings to anyone willing to take over the job (Don’t take it personally. Mr. H., you know it was all in fun ... or was it?) We, the Senior class, will to the Junior class our ability to be last in the lunchlme everyday throughout the school year We. the Senior class, will to the Sophomores our ability to get along with each other most of the time We. the Senior class, will to the Freshman class and the incoming Freshmen our gym bags and trappers May you have as much and more athletic and academic success. 9
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