Litchfield High School - Trojan Yearbook (Litchfield, NE)

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jack Fread-I came, I bluffed, I graduated. Boys Chorus.........1-2-3-4 Mixed Chorus .... 1-2-3-4 Track...............1-2-3-4 Football................2-4 'Piofi iecef By Marjorie Stephens One day long ago, a girl was walking along the banks of the Kemikoochi River in the Bara Bama Mountains. She stopped for a while to rest, and fell asleep. The years quickly flew and one day twenty years later, she awoke from this deep sleep and found a Leprechaun sitting on a rock by her. He moved closer to her and soon she recognized him. He was Dennis Hiser, who was from Litchfield. The white beard had fooled her for a few minutes. After a brief chat with him she learned of how he had become a Leprechaun. Then both of them decided to set his automatic clock and turn back the pages of time to see what had happened during the years they had both lost contact with the world. On page one, Lawrence was the first human to go up in a Flopnik. Now we know where the second face on the moon came from, and why he never returned. Don Ellsworth is still in good shape, but of course he never did have any moving parts to wear out. Jack Fread made his first million by having his own lonely hearts club. To his millionth cus- tomer, he gave his wife. Loraine Schade is in Arabia, where she joined the harem of Shiek Abra Ca Dabra of the Sandy Dunes, She raises dates on the side. Nancy Dickerson went to California after graduation and became a Hollywood star in the year of 1965. Her latest movie is Bridie Murphy Finds That There Isn't a Thing Wrong With Her That Re-incarnation Won't Cure. Wes Bennett plays the trombone with Lawrence Welk, and doubles on the Bubble Machine. Donna Holmes finally got enough freckles together to have a beautiful suntan. She's AVAIL- ABLE boys ! LaVerne Reitz is married, but alas, he was color blind! On his tripto Mars, he got a green Martian wife. He is fast becoming tired of green cheese which she imports from the Moon. Gary Haller has become a scientist. We wonder if he is helping with the solutions, or if he is a part of the problem. Ross Dietz is now a Chief Petting Officer’ in the Navy. Bill Skala became a House Detective for a Drive in theater. He gets a lot of free popcorn that way. Wilma Asher is getting a guaranteed annual wage---Alimony. After ten other marriages she had finally decided to marry Frank. Gale Sweley repairs roofs. He hasn't had much business lately because his sign reads Roofs Repaired, Leaks guaranteed. Since I am the girl who fell asleep I know that if I am going to catch up with the twenty years of living my classmates have enjoyed I must be on my way--Good-Bye--friends. '24JM z td 7e4ttUHe it t£e 5% We, the senior class of 1958, being of said sound mind after four years of high school wnich is an accomplishment) do make public and declare this our last will and testament; thereby de- claring all former wills null and void: We, the seniors, will to Vernon Eastabrook our wonderful collection of dirt and paper. After all, why should't we leave it. To the faculty, we will the juniors. It's not much, but see what you can do with it. To the juniors we will our ability not to catch the dreaded disease. (Senioritis) To the sophomores we will our ability to fool teachers. Some of us did it four years. A re- cord ! To the freshmen we will any leftovers there may be. This seems to be a divine inheritance of theirs. I, Ross Dietz, will my nderful laughter to Donald Schade. Watch out, Don, it will give you away. 6

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Donna Holmes-True in- nocence is ashamed of nothing. Girls Glee...........1-2-3-4 Mixed Chorus.............1-2 Volleyball........... 2-3-4 Girls State................3 Junior Play................3 Pep Club Drill Team . . .3-4 This page sponsored by BOB'S TV, Ravenna DAN'S PLACE, Litchfield NELS PETERSON, Mason City MARIE'S BEAUTY SHOP, Ravenna Gale Sweley-Never think of the future; it comes soon enough. Football.............1-2-3-4 Basketball.............1-2-3 Track..................1-2-3 FFA Officer..........1-2-3-4 Mrs. Diefenderfer Sponsor This page sponsored by REXALL DRUG STORE, Loup City Cook Co-Sponsor DEAN TRACTOR EQUIPMENT, Arcadia KCNI RADIO STATION, Broken Bow ELSNER'S JEWELRY GIFT SHOP, Loup City

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I, Gary Haller, will my ability (or shall we say lack of ability) to spell Doris Diefenbaugh. The teachers will give you good grades now, Doris, rather than admit they can't read it. I, cavern Reitz, will my innocent look to Ted Smith. It'll get you out of more than one pinch, Ted. I, Gale Sweley, will my ability to provoke teachers to Bob Young. You've got a nice start, Bob. I, Jack Fread, will my ability to do without girls to Ronald Michalek, It's getting used to it that always bothers most, Ronnie. I, Wilma Asher, will my gentleness to Linda Beaumont. Slower, Linda, slower. I, Marjorie Stephens, will Lawrence Waskowiak to Myrtle Mae Harris, Just keep him out of your hair and you'll be all right, Myrtle. I, Nancy Dickerson, will the senior boys to anyone who can stand them. I can't. I, Dennis Hiser, will my many heartthrobs to Wayne Sweley. Take them one at a time and you'll be all right, Wayne. I, Donna Holmes, will my shouting ability to anyone who can hear it. The teachers couldn't. I, Billy Skala, will my ability to hold on to my ring to Bonnie Holm If you can't hold on to your own, Bonnie, hold on to someone elses. I, Wes Bennett, will my ability to get rid of my ring to Bill Vocke. Just know where it's at most of the time, Bill, and you've got it made. I, Donald Ellsworth, will my large stature to Arnold Sekutera. No longer willyouhave to take a worm's eye view of things, Arnold. I, Lawrence Waskowiak, will my name to anyone who can spell it. You would be surprised how many times it's spelled Wash-your-back. I, Loraine Schade, will my quiet manner to Earl Hansen. It has a winning way with teachers, Earl We, the seniors will our sponsor to the juniors. Take her at her word, she means it. fjuttavi ‘PCcuf '57 eCl 0 1 7oe i 7