Lisgar Collegiate Institute - Vox Lycei Yearbook (Ottawa, Ontario Canada)

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VOX LYCEI 109 .3.,-.,.e:.,-. : .: .S .-. :. :.,:...,.,.,,,..,:,,,,:,,,:,,,,, ,,,, :nz Q, Q, ,MUG ,,,,,,,i, : Compliments of S THE 3 I A UDITORIUM l l 1 0.41101 -I 1 1:--I: :z ,301-I--,1u4g.v-1-in-nga..-Iini.- 1 .- - . THRILLING AND DRILLING M. O.- Did you ever meet a man whose touch seemed to thrill every libre of your being? F. F.-tdisgustedlyfl- Yes, the dentist. .,-1OY . Plain Language Au revoir , said Ikey. Vat's dat? asked Izzy. Dat's goodbye in French. Vell. said Izzy, dcarbolic acid. Vat's dat?,' asked Ikey. Dat's goodbye in any language. u vloil Son, what does this forty-five mean on your report card? That's the temperature of the room, father. 1,U,, Useful .. The man from the backwoods led his overgrown son into the country schoolhouse. This here boy's arter larninf' he announced: What's your bill of fare? Our curriculum, Sirf' corrected the school master, embraces geography, arithmetic, trigonometry. That'll do, interrupted the father, that'll do. Load him up well with triggernometry. He's the only poor shot in the family. 0:0114l101f7l4 lY14ii4Pif7147i4714F1 3''1U30i 30i4710i0i01f'i-Hi'Y Zl l SPARKS ST. PHONE QUEEN I I 7 5 Ci-ms. KIRKEDUMUSIC Co. 2 ! Dealers in 2 ! DEPENDABLE MUSICAL INSTRUMENTS AND SHEET MUSIC AND MUSIC ! BOOKS IN THE MOST AUTHORITATIVE EDITIONS ! Specialists in Violins, Violas, and 'Cellos, also Fine Quality Bows for ! l Above Instruments I i Ottawa's Leading Music Merchants. i 'S'3-04.PQWIHYQQQDQDQDQDCQIQCDKYI-lY,if,lY,-l7Q1 Y:l,:K,, Patronize Our Advertisers. . 9 Di O20 1101014 ' 0.0

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109 vyox LYyCEI i y y -'S-' i a - . ' i : 1 if i A i u X i l n u n ! A i ! l it . Q ROCHESTER BELMUNT, Limited PHARMACY and TEA ROORI' : You Have Tried the Rest! Now Try the Besvl .g. ...Q ...,-.,-....,-..-..-..-i.:..-.i.-..:.,.-.,.-. :nz..:....,...i-.,..i........i-.i..i...g. Mrs. Sheppardi Robert it was very rude of you to take the last piece of cake. lVhy didn't you oder it to your visitor? Robert- Coz he'd have taken it. ,Ut Xllhat Lisgar lacks is spirit, In body and in mind. That's what we all are wishing for, But not the bottled kind. Mother- Eric, dear! Don't go too far out in the water! Eric- But look Daddy's out a long wayf' Mother- I know, clear, but your father has his life insured. .-1-O Gladys Lockhart-'ABut surely you didn't tell him straight out that you loved him?'l Lillian de Olloqui- Goodness, no! He simply had to squeeze it out of me. ?,O .. Teacher- XVhy don't you answer me? Corrigan- I did shake my head. Teacher- XVell, do you expect me to hear it rattle up here? o rigs 3 Sutherland and Parkins Say if with Flowers g Prescription Opticians FRITHS Flowers 2 5 '13 SPARKS ST- QUEEN '057 , i BEECHWOOD cREENHoUsi-:s Q Spectacles and Eyeglasses. Lorgnettes. S Phone Rideau l Thermometers and Barometers. g 3 . E Opera and Field Glasses, Etc., Ete. i Member Flower Telegraph Dellvely i .-201010102-4r14r1cr14r1axiuio14+i.9:o gi,-ixiuuzrzlicnifiiricximxicliotcriivza XYhen Patrouiziug' Advertisers, Please Mention the I'0.r

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110 r VQPLIJ YEEL e A New lilenient has been discovercd--XVoman-Synibol-XVO. A member of the human family. Occurence-Can be found wherever man exists. Physical Properties-All colors and sizes. Always appears in a disguised condition. Surface of face protected by a coating of paint or Elm or powder, fcomposition immaterialb. Boils at nothing and may freeze any moment. However, it melts when properly treated. Yery bitter, when not used correctly. Chemical Properties-Extremely active, possesses an affinity for gold, silver, Platinum, and precious stones of all kinds, Violent reaction if left alone by men. Able to absorb all sorts of expensive foods, at any time. Some- times yields to pressure. Turns green when placed near a better appearing example. Ages very rapidly. Fresh variety has great magnetic attraction. Caution.-Likely to be dangerous in inexperienced hands. . Ol..i Corrigan: Say, you remember that beautiful ring l bought last week? Gang: XVell, what about it? Corrigan: XVell, I took a bath and my ring went down the drain l Henderson: tcoming up and just hearing last part of conversationl Say, you're lucky. I have to scrub out the ring I leave! .O1l Mr. Gilchrist-tin composition classy- Miss Reid, how do you spell Sche- ,pn nectady . Maggie-NVGY. o:oricxioi1ri14mi1v11r14r:1njcni1r1411 vicvici41 rinioioioin 0 ' REMEMBER--WE CLEAN FOR LESS! Q l I For higher grade of Work and better service at lower prices, call Q l s 3 Star Cleaners and Dyers 3 ' i E We Lead-Uthers Follow! i Q 317 Rideau Street Phone Rideau 4488 ! , ,.s:4xi4v14r14v:fw:4n:-nity-irpic 1 : 1 : : : : 2-101-:sc 1 1-101-L 1 :aioioioioioioxoiqozo o XVhen Patronizing Advertisers, Please Mention the 'V0.1 '