Lisgar Collegiate Institute - Vox Lycei Yearbook (Ottawa, Ontario Canada)

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109 vyox LYyCEI i y y -'S-' i a - . ' i : 1 if i A i u X i l n u n ! A i ! l it . Q ROCHESTER BELMUNT, Limited PHARMACY and TEA ROORI' : You Have Tried the Rest! Now Try the Besvl .g. ...Q ...,-.,-....,-..-..-..-i.:..-.i.-..:.,.-.,.-. :nz..:....,...i-.,..i........i-.i..i...g. Mrs. Sheppardi Robert it was very rude of you to take the last piece of cake. lVhy didn't you oder it to your visitor? Robert- Coz he'd have taken it. ,Ut Xllhat Lisgar lacks is spirit, In body and in mind. That's what we all are wishing for, But not the bottled kind. Mother- Eric, dear! Don't go too far out in the water! Eric- But look Daddy's out a long wayf' Mother- I know, clear, but your father has his life insured. .-1-O Gladys Lockhart-'ABut surely you didn't tell him straight out that you loved him?'l Lillian de Olloqui- Goodness, no! He simply had to squeeze it out of me. ?,O .. Teacher- XVhy don't you answer me? Corrigan- I did shake my head. Teacher- XVell, do you expect me to hear it rattle up here? o rigs 3 Sutherland and Parkins Say if with Flowers g Prescription Opticians FRITHS Flowers 2 5 '13 SPARKS ST- QUEEN '057 , i BEECHWOOD cREENHoUsi-:s Q Spectacles and Eyeglasses. Lorgnettes. S Phone Rideau l Thermometers and Barometers. g 3 . E Opera and Field Glasses, Etc., Ete. i Member Flower Telegraph Dellvely i .-201010102-4r14r1cr14r1axiuio14+i.9:o gi,-ixiuuzrzlicnifiiricximxicliotcriivza XYhen Patrouiziug' Advertisers, Please Mention the I'0.r

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VOX LYCEI 107 sgiioioioiozoio-ioinzcmxoicvioxozo ofovxuzoiozoiogoic mini: 0:0 : McGill University l Qntal-10 MONTREAL I . I Courses offered as follows:-- Q i Veterlnary I AGRICULTURE ' APPLIAED SCIENCE '1For Mem 1 f5UP1IJ1L QBITT. Architectural, Chemical, Civil, Elec- i trical,. .Mechanical, . Metallurgical, 2 Under the Department of Agricul- 2 and Mmmg E'lgmee mg- 2 ruri and Affiliageg with the ARTS LAW 'niversity o oronto ' COMMERCE MEDICINE 1 , DENTISTRY MUSIC l The Choice of a Profession A HOUSEHOLD PHARMACY I I 1 Wg,'f,Q',iE IFC' i Q Are you desirous of entering PHYSICAL EDUCATION COURSE: j 3 Pfofessfoni If 50' You CFOI' Womerll A - should seriously consider the I SCi'gl?r0Nl7VoF?17el?UGRADUATE NURSES, Q field of Veterinary Science, Public Health Nursing and for - ! as lt offers splendid Oppor' I Teaching, Administration 8: Super- i l iumtleg, l vision in Schools of Nursing. i i I SOCIAL SERVICE - - TVrite for descriptive bulletin and I All of the above Courses, except! i Calendar E those otlhe-rwise specified are open to i i men an Women' C. D. McGilvra M.D.V. The Calendar giving full particulars - A y' ' i regarding the courses of study, may l D- v-Sc- be obtained on application to I . I 1 THE REGISTRAR. l Q Principal 1 0201010101010-101014 0:0 0:0 vzozozoio-10101011 10:4 And How! Doug. Holmes had just run over a goat. The owner demanded to know what Doug. was going to do about it. Doug.: I will replace the animal. Owner: You Hatter yourself. O Gypsy maid- I tella your fortune, Mister. Soup Campbell- How much ? Gypsy maid- Twenty-five cents. Soup - Correct ..,TO. New Ancient History They blindfolded old Nero, King Tut and Richelieu, Then each one puffed a The way all heroes do: cigarette I know this brand, said Nero, Theres brains inside my dome, It smells just like the camels did When I burned them in old Rome. ..-O1 Teacher: So you admit you wrote Teacher is a nut, Pupil: Yes, sir.', Teacher: XVell, that's the first time you told the truth. on the blackboard.

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VOX LYCEI 109 .3.,-.,.e:.,-. : .: .S .-. :. :.,:...,.,.,,,..,:,,,,:,,,:,,,,, ,,,, :nz Q, Q, ,MUG ,,,,,,,i, : Compliments of S THE 3 I A UDITORIUM l l 1 0.41101 -I 1 1:--I: :z ,301-I--,1u4g.v-1-in-nga..-Iini.- 1 .- - . THRILLING AND DRILLING M. O.- Did you ever meet a man whose touch seemed to thrill every libre of your being? F. F.-tdisgustedlyfl- Yes, the dentist. .,-1OY . Plain Language Au revoir , said Ikey. Vat's dat? asked Izzy. Dat's goodbye in French. Vell. said Izzy, dcarbolic acid. Vat's dat?,' asked Ikey. Dat's goodbye in any language. u vloil Son, what does this forty-five mean on your report card? That's the temperature of the room, father. 1,U,, Useful .. The man from the backwoods led his overgrown son into the country schoolhouse. This here boy's arter larninf' he announced: What's your bill of fare? Our curriculum, Sirf' corrected the school master, embraces geography, arithmetic, trigonometry. That'll do, interrupted the father, that'll do. Load him up well with triggernometry. He's the only poor shot in the family. 0:0114l101f7l4 lY14ii4Pif7147i4714F1 3''1U30i 30i4710i0i01f'i-Hi'Y Zl l SPARKS ST. PHONE QUEEN I I 7 5 Ci-ms. KIRKEDUMUSIC Co. 2 ! Dealers in 2 ! DEPENDABLE MUSICAL INSTRUMENTS AND SHEET MUSIC AND MUSIC ! BOOKS IN THE MOST AUTHORITATIVE EDITIONS ! Specialists in Violins, Violas, and 'Cellos, also Fine Quality Bows for ! l Above Instruments I i Ottawa's Leading Music Merchants. i 'S'3-04.PQWIHYQQQDQDQDQDCQIQCDKYI-lY,if,lY,-l7Q1 Y:l,:K,, Patronize Our Advertisers. . 9 Di O20 1101014 ' 0.0