Lisgar Collegiate Institute - Vox Lycei Yearbook (Ottawa, Ontario Canada)

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VOX LYCEI 107 sgiioioioiozoio-ioinzcmxoicvioxozo ofovxuzoiozoiogoic mini: 0:0 : McGill University l Qntal-10 MONTREAL I . I Courses offered as follows:-- Q i Veterlnary I AGRICULTURE ' APPLIAED SCIENCE '1For Mem 1 f5UP1IJ1L QBITT. Architectural, Chemical, Civil, Elec- i trical,. .Mechanical, . Metallurgical, 2 Under the Department of Agricul- 2 and Mmmg E'lgmee mg- 2 ruri and Affiliageg with the ARTS LAW 'niversity o oronto ' COMMERCE MEDICINE 1 , DENTISTRY MUSIC l The Choice of a Profession A HOUSEHOLD PHARMACY I I 1 Wg,'f,Q',iE IFC' i Q Are you desirous of entering PHYSICAL EDUCATION COURSE: j 3 Pfofessfoni If 50' You CFOI' Womerll A - should seriously consider the I SCi'gl?r0Nl7VoF?17el?UGRADUATE NURSES, Q field of Veterinary Science, Public Health Nursing and for - ! as lt offers splendid Oppor' I Teaching, Administration 8: Super- i l iumtleg, l vision in Schools of Nursing. i i I SOCIAL SERVICE - - TVrite for descriptive bulletin and I All of the above Courses, except! i Calendar E those otlhe-rwise specified are open to i i men an Women' C. D. McGilvra M.D.V. The Calendar giving full particulars - A y' ' i regarding the courses of study, may l D- v-Sc- be obtained on application to I . I 1 THE REGISTRAR. l Q Principal 1 0201010101010-101014 0:0 0:0 vzozozoio-10101011 10:4 And How! Doug. Holmes had just run over a goat. The owner demanded to know what Doug. was going to do about it. Doug.: I will replace the animal. Owner: You Hatter yourself. O Gypsy maid- I tella your fortune, Mister. Soup Campbell- How much ? Gypsy maid- Twenty-five cents. Soup - Correct ..,TO. New Ancient History They blindfolded old Nero, King Tut and Richelieu, Then each one puffed a The way all heroes do: cigarette I know this brand, said Nero, Theres brains inside my dome, It smells just like the camels did When I burned them in old Rome. ..-O1 Teacher: So you admit you wrote Teacher is a nut, Pupil: Yes, sir.', Teacher: XVell, that's the first time you told the truth. on the blackboard.

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tom I vox LYCEI l.eo C. Ho elderly lady!- May l accompany you across the street. Madame lilderly l.ady-'tfertainly, son. How long have you been waiting, here for somebody to take you across? 1.O,, Mr. Gilchrist- Bartram, who said, 'Early to bed, early to rise'? Bartram- Sir, it must have been Baird. I saw him talking. O Magazines ? l. Liberty -After three-thirty. Z. Harpers Bazaar -Teachers' Convention. 3. Goblin -Cafeteria. 4. Life -,lune to September. 5. Saturday Evening Post -Keith's. 6. College Humour -Hugh Why. 7. Centurv hFriclav afternoon Geometrv class. S. latina, Play-'ezfift ' 9 . Ski-News -,lolm Currie. ..O Mr. Blake- Can you define lyric poetry for me? lllustrious Youthf A lyric poem is a short, emotional poem sung by a lyre.' L-Oal. Mr. Stuart-lgiving' out sick-slipj XYhat's the matter? Laughton- I have a cold in my head. Mr. Stuart- XVell, that's something. otugogozoxozozuz xi0ioioi:iiuiit:0 o:4r:o:o11v2ar:o:011-10101014.-if-11020 E' I i i : QUEEN 613 D QUEEN 613 A For : i . l l l l Q 1 POWELL'S Q Q BICYC'-ES Q 2 CLEANERS and DYERS and i ,.- Q Q Q 5 Q g SPDRTING i Y G cl R t d Ab l t l z E our oo s 0503123 so u e y I We Specialize in Dress Cleaning , g All Manner of Tailoring You can t Beat i ancl Remoclelling , i Q i BYSHE S Q Q Q 223 BANK ST. Cnr. Lisgarj Q 93 O'CONNOR ST., COR. SLATERI i 5 ! 3 O XYhen Patronizing Advert.isers, Please Mention the l'o.1 ' .

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109 vyox LYyCEI i y y -'S-' i a - . ' i : 1 if i A i u X i l n u n ! A i ! l it . Q ROCHESTER BELMUNT, Limited PHARMACY and TEA ROORI' : You Have Tried the Rest! Now Try the Besvl .g. ...Q ...,-.,-....,-..-..-..-i.:..-.i.-..:.,.-.,.-. :nz..:....,...i-.,..i........i-.i..i...g. Mrs. Sheppardi Robert it was very rude of you to take the last piece of cake. lVhy didn't you oder it to your visitor? Robert- Coz he'd have taken it. ,Ut Xllhat Lisgar lacks is spirit, In body and in mind. That's what we all are wishing for, But not the bottled kind. Mother- Eric, dear! Don't go too far out in the water! Eric- But look Daddy's out a long wayf' Mother- I know, clear, but your father has his life insured. .-1-O Gladys Lockhart-'ABut surely you didn't tell him straight out that you loved him?'l Lillian de Olloqui- Goodness, no! He simply had to squeeze it out of me. ?,O .. Teacher- XVhy don't you answer me? Corrigan- I did shake my head. Teacher- XVell, do you expect me to hear it rattle up here? o rigs 3 Sutherland and Parkins Say if with Flowers g Prescription Opticians FRITHS Flowers 2 5 '13 SPARKS ST- QUEEN '057 , i BEECHWOOD cREENHoUsi-:s Q Spectacles and Eyeglasses. Lorgnettes. S Phone Rideau l Thermometers and Barometers. g 3 . E Opera and Field Glasses, Etc., Ete. i Member Flower Telegraph Dellvely i .-201010102-4r14r1cr14r1axiuio14+i.9:o gi,-ixiuuzrzlicnifiiricximxicliotcriivza XYhen Patrouiziug' Advertisers, Please Mention the I'0.r